From an actual 999 call in Wales.

Don't repost this. It upsets Elon Musk.

All’s well that ends well… #RememberingRik #RikMayall #GregDavies #ManDown

Donald Trump is a Russian shill discuss..

Could apply to an ever increasing number of World leaders and politicians… unfortunately.

On top of all this, the poor boy’s name is ‘X Æ A-12’. There should be a law against naming your child after the product code for a B&Q toilet seat hinge.

This is everything you need @ohbobbins.bsky.social

MONDAY!!!!!!!

International law does not permit the sale or purchase of sovereign or occupied territories... Donald Trump is a cnut.

Alright. This display has amused me greatly.

I have no more to say.

Sounds like one hell of an argument.

Ally McCoist labels situation at historic English side 'heartbreaking' as fans fear club is 'dying before our eyes' www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/142790...

Yay!!!! Just found these bad boys in the bottom of my Boots bag of tricks. Might actually get a bit of a kip in.

I'm back. Not functioning at all really, but I can still work the phone screen.

GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

@herrem.bsky.social This one's for you.

COME ON UUUURRRRRRZZZZZ #readingfc

We is here #readingfc

No fucking words #readingfc

Fucking hell #readingfc

I'm assuming that when the opposition fans chant about Robbie Savage it's because they're annoyed that Charlie at least knows who his dad is #readingfc #UTFD

Wasn't expecting to see this at Westfield in Stratford #readingfc

At the second time of asking she's on the bus and starting her #readingfc away day. Flying solo for this one.

The cutest way to start any day.

Amazing that the US can ban TikTok which helps the average American 0%. But they can't ban Health Insurance which would save $2tn a year, and cost nothing.

There is absolutely no place for this utter filth in football. Disgusting.

An unending stream of misery, despair, incompetence, questionable decision-making, an apparent lack of common sense, an inability to see things happening a mere five metres away and complete misery guaranteed.

Fucking hell. The lino flagged in our favour #readingfc

SAMMY LAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD #readingfc #UTFD

Is there a 5 year old at the Mad Stad who'd like to have a go with the flag? They'd surely be better than the twat running the line on the east stand #readingfc

#readingfc 0, Stockport 2. Anyone see where I left my coat?

GOOD MORNING MY LOVELIES!!!! 🐓🐓🐓🤣🤣🤣

Morning, you lovely bunch of legends. Just found this 🤣🤣🤣

Gotta love ppl who work in book shops

Monday mirth for you.

It's Monday.

George Puscat this morning after eating a fortnight's worth of Dreamies in one sitting yesterday #NotMyCat

@ohbobbins.bsky.social OTTERS!!!! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Stop whatever you're doing and give Lewis Wing all the fucking trophies now #readingfc #UTFD

My progress beyond the house has been delayed. Hadn't seen him for a couple of weeks.

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

Morning everyone. Just a little frosty and cold in Tilehurst this morning.

Never let the funeral of a profoundly decent man get in the way of having a good time.

I was so certain they'd given a new deal to an Armadillo.

Have a listen to Greg and Adam talking all things SBWD and STAR - great listen!

Honestly the run of bad luck that fucker has had

Just happened and I’m a bit livid. Don’t cut the queue mate. You’re in the UK. Queueing is the law of the land!

Ashley Young be like tonight #FACup