Two tickets for Charlton (A) available at face value - £25 each. Can hand over at the next home game. Slip into my DMs if you fancy.

Just put the Christmas bedding on...oh, you have it first then 😂

Dinky Deckers are an abomination. A slur on the good name of the mighty Double Decker. Don't come for me. It's fact.

Being paid on the 18th this month is an absolute ballache. Who thinks that this is "helpful"??

Flatter than belief of some nutters. Need a much better showing in the second half. Wouldn't mind a ref that didn't need a guide dog though. #readingfc

Oh well, no more work for me today then. #workingcats #mainecoon #friday

Just finished series one of Outlast on Netflix. I urge you to watch it just for Jill. Absolute trashcan of a human. Drama but of the kind that makes you want to do harm to your telly.

Me. Me. And definitely me.

Day 2 of taking Indy to the vets. He's not best pleased, as you can imagine.

Pfff...when your router goes mental and gives itself a whole new ip range after a reboot!! Amirite??? Just me then.

OK, I need some podcast recommendations, people. Need to be either funny (Josh Widdicombe need not apply), or true crime that's not afraid to be grim or historical without being too navel gazing and worthy. Or paranormal for the lolz. Hit me up or something.

Well shit. My profile picture needs changing already 😭

Looks like that's it then, Ruben has gone. Can't say I can blame him for a single second. Who next? And how can we trust Pang to many any kind of sensible managerial appointment? He can't run a fucking bath. #readingfc

I thought it was Friday. It's not is it?

Losing Sellés stirs up thoughts of a shocking snowball effect on, well, everything. As if this club hasn't got enough on its plate. Blood on your hands Dai.

Interesting point made on the Guardian podcast that our FA Cup may not have been televised because it's a bad look for the game. The idea that the media shove our story under the carpet is frankly disgusting. The implication being that fans just care about the game not the clubs that make the game.

Sad that the bid from Roger Smee has failed. Is it our last chance? The current bid doesn't exist in my opinion. Who knows where we go from here. #readingfc

I say that's a PERFECT start myself.

Maybe I'm being curmudgeonly but I'm finding that I'm blocking followers that I don't think have any business following me almost instantly. I literally post about football and (my) cats. Maybe I'm too harsh but that's how X has left a stain on social media. Am I being too harsh??

I swear that Camera does not have a single brain cell that knows what to do or what to do next. Never seems to learn a thing. #readingfc

First home game, Newport aside, in over a month. And I can't wait to get back. Should be... interesting. We should have more than enough to see Harborough off but it is the cup after all. #readingfc

How many cats are in this very cold picture? Say what you see...

The club have spoken... What have they said? Absolutely nothing. So tiring. #readingfc

Am I going to eat enough biscuits so the jar will now close properly? Oh you betcha. (Ginger Nuts, if you were wondering).

I'm calling it. Mbappe is a pound shop Julian Joachim. Always knew this to be true

Thoughts and prayers are with Coventry City at this delicate time. 🙏🏻

WHAT IS HAPPENING 😮 #readingfc

Good lord, the new album from Michael Kiwanuka is a true thing of beauty. Blissful. #michaelkiwanuka #smallchanges

Tinnitus. Got any tips for it? (Not literal tips, I've heard (aaaah!) that putting things in your ears isn't the thing to do. But anyway, ideas please. It's pretty loud currently.

Just had to explain what "raw-dogging" was to my wife. How's your day going?!😂

Got all excited that there's football on Saturday...but there's none. Sunday FFS.

It's a cat. Honestly. It is. It's Flash's debut on Bluesky. Wish him a great day.

Managed to put up a new security camera...in this wind. I know right? Peak manhood, right there. Then I managed to empty almost an entire can of drink on the way to the shops whilst driving. Shopped with a wet arse. Humbled, in an instant.

Top job, #readingfc. Nicely done 👍🏻

@oohgareth.bsky.social oh FFS.

Can I just shock you? I've just spent FIFTY minutes dipping in and out nigh on freezing water and a sauna. I'm the least sauna-dippy kinda guy (i.e I don't own a dry robe) but I really enjoyed it!

Only I could arrive 75 minutes early for an appointment. Worse still it's not even for me but my cat. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@bealec1988.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you. That sounds much worse than I intended!

It's been recommended to me to watch #silo. Give me your scores out of ten if you've seen it. 👌🏻

Question: Why do North Americans name their pets after foodstuffs? I've never worked it out, if there is a reason at all. A colleague at work has a cat called Peanut Butter. Never shortens the name to Peanut either. Anyway, on both counts he's plain wrong. Give your pets proper names dammit.

He KNOWS he's going to the v.e.t.s tomorrow. Absolutely knows it.

Today I have mostly been cleaning out a shed. I found absolutely fuck all interesting. Not that tool that I thought I'd lost. Not that power cable for that thing. Nothing. Zip. Fuck all. Only the 20-odd paint pots to dump though, at least I've got that experience to look forward to.

There you have it. I'm posting a "post". I guess the clue is in the button up there! ^^^

Cracking afternoon spent with Adam Le "Fondray" (yes, we've all been Delloring it all along!) with a bonus bit of Brian McDermott on the side, literally. Great to reminisce about our former glories. One day we'll get there again. One day. #readingfc

Let's get to know each other, friends. Ask me a question (that you don't already know the answer to) and I'll ask you in return. Go!

Add the ability to fix spelling errors that you spot in your posts hours later 🤦🏻‍♂️ and then this place is going places.

Definitely not missing the porn bits clogging up my followers, that's for sure.

Really useful, this! Get on it people.

Nice to see folk are following me on bluesky....that didn't follow me on X. Odd, but pleasant nonetheless!

Is it legally allowed to open the Mince Pies yet? Asking for a friend...