Heavy skunk For @nargle.hyper.wang

Civic duty

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

"the dose makes the poison" this means i can have a little irony as a treat.

there's still time y'all

this is the gen z stare everyone talks about

Back pain

if you can't handle me at my [weird niche fetish] you don't deserve me at my [unfunny post]

I like big butts, I must tell the truth.

yeah i'm a tgirl: t - tired g - girl i r l

Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth

smoking the weed that makes you eat snacks that hurt your tummy

Big rock

This orangutan can't be beaten at climbing up a tree. Imagine its skill and poise as our next secretary of education.

"You sure you wanna be under all this? I'm pretty heavy, y'know.."

[me] i'll use ball mason jars to store my leftovers instead of tupperware. it's better for the environment. [thiel-brained techbro snorting medical grade amphetamines after a company-funded ayahuasca trip] SKÖLL, SON OF FENRIR, MUST SWALLOW THE SUN.

People have asked what cyberpunk is, cyberpunk is when you’re standing in the rain in a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette and there’s neon signs and you see an asian person

philosophers after coming up with an extremely specific solution to an extremely specific thought experiment that they also came up with.

Tremor knows exactly how to treat his fans, no matter the size. Commission for @greenhusky.bsky.social!

the generic brand is just as good imho

Big Naked Wuff!

And they've got a great Prophet, don't they folks? A great Prophet. One of the greats. Mo-Ha-Med. Mo-Ha-Med they call him. They told me "Mr. President, sir, you can't draw him." I said why not? They said "Sir, you can't draw the Prophet Mo-Ha-Med." Should we draw him folks? (cheers) No we won't!

MAMDANI (texting his hot wife): this fat faggot fuck

slowly dying of the stank lung from my years a-toilin' in the armpit mines, just like my daddy (he/they), and his daddy (he/him) before him.

People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.

"Are the Three Stooges Neurodivergent" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Leo Sits Don't worry about Chase he can hold his breath for up to 5 minutes. 6 minutes have passed #wolf #otter

saw this folk punk political compass in a vision from god

"Better luck next time, kiddo." Color sketch commission for @kobold.blue of their character Xerxes putting Dusty in his place.

Ashton spores

fat lesbian cowwolves that smell like cigarettes and listen to limp bizkit IN YOUR AREA!!

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

why does everyone in gachiakuta look like this

If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

4 year old me after drinking from all the colorful bottles under the sink

experimenting with new procreate brushes

saw a brand new Flying Spaghetti Monster sticker on a vehicle today and was filled with a sad sense of awe, knowing exactly how the people who saw the last living thylacine felt.

you know what? fuck you *asses your chaps*

her fat ass passed out on the couch again

Sketch page for @thatqbcolliead.bsky.social!

🐶💦

[pretending to have synesthesia to seem cool] yeah to me, this wine tastes aquamarine, like how a Built to Spill song smells.

is steampunk ska a thing? i am trying to make music that hurts people

*hyperventilating*

seeking two fat guys to use as a hug box so i can address my autism and horniness at the same time

yassify me, cap'n