"We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.

www.yahoo.com/news/article... Goodbye Portnoy, its been nice, hope you find your paradise....

In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists

Chuck Schumer just endorsed Zohran.

Just catching up on all the baseball updates, the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn anymore?

I've never heard him talk, but in my head canon, I assume that Barron Trump sounds like the hangman from Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights when he talks

@stephruhle.bsky.social c'mon Steph, you could've asked Cuomo some actually challenging questions. Like why has he been campaigning heavily for mayor of NYC in the Hamptons?

I'd say Jimmy Carr doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is taxing, but Jimmy Carr doesn't know what taxes are.

Rand Paul is a dipshit.

Tom Homan drunk on @msnbc.com or does he just slur all.his words naturally?

@jamesgunn.bsky.social when my 14-month-old is on his nebulizer, Peacemaker intros are two of the only things that distract him. Thanks!

What's everybody think of Bill Ackman? I can't say I'm a huge ackman fan...

Hunter S. Thompson would've thought Joe Rogan was a joke.

I think The Muppet Movie on Broadway would work

I feel like God was just like, "I've done enough to the Kennedy family, I'll just make one invincible to make up for... oh fuck, wrong one."

Adam Driver Horse swimming ad seems specifically targeted at @lastweektonight.com

Finally starting Andor. Little cofused, when does he become Lsndor calrissian? Or does he become The Mandorlorian instead? And or does he become the forest moon?

Saw that wikipedia says Tarzan Boy uses the Millennial Whoop, and I hard disagree.

Kier Stamer: sluuuuuuuuurrrrrppp

Do you think when Trump sees a map, he thinks it means Pennsylvania has PENNSYLVANIA carved in giant letters across the actual state?

I'm getting audited. Apparently, you can't just write "I'm autistic" on your blank tax forms. Thanks RFK.

Guy at counter: what will you have? Me: Dirty Chai tea latte, hot. Guy: cool, anything else Me: yeah, I'll try the prosciutto and mozz. flatbread. Guy: cool, that'll be 30 dollars Me internally: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. Me externally: Ok cool.

Decided to try out Cities Skylines finally

More like the DOWN Jones, ammirite?

ADMIN: How do we distract from the news Hegseth messaged more attack plans to his wife and personal lawyer? JD: I'LL KILL THE POPE.

More like the DOWN JONES, ammirite?

I dont like that my phone won't let me screenshot my notification wall when i receive 15 pings about my stocks falling

"Golfing while the economy collapses" is the new "Fiddling while Rome burns"

I know there's a lot going on, but how does Jared Leto keep getting cast in giant movies.

"How about a cybertruck with a roof that whiffs of the top."

The Trump regime will arrest you in the middle of the night because you spoke your mind. And federal agents in plain clothes who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it. If you think I'm being hyperbolic, watch this clip.

@peters.senate.gov waved the white flag

@schumer.senate.gov waved the white flag

@fetterman.senate.gov waved the white flag

@cortezmasto.senate.gov waved the white flag

@durbin.senate.gov waved the white flag

@schatz.bsky.social waved the white flag

A good barometer to know if shits bad out there is that they start dropping new seasons of Black Mirror

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

Tell Schumer and every Dem NO on CR

Did the Baileys get to @schumer.senate.gov ?

@schumer.senate.gov doesn't have what it takes to be minority leader anymore and should be primaried

Gavin Newsome reminds me of a president from a spy thriller who you find out is really the bad guy in the 3rd act

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

When Trump was sworn in, Elon Musk's corporations were under more than 32 investigations conducted by at least 11 federal agencies. Most of the cases are now closed or likely to be closed soon, and the federal agencies are being defanged by DOGE. Funny how that works, huh?

Im highschool, a guy I knew wrote his senior paper in 1st person. When I told him it had to be third person, he used the auto find and replace to change every "I" to "the", then submitted his paper. I feel like this is the same due diligence DOGE is using.

What a photo. Green must be the start of something, not the end.

These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.