it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states

Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.

Yes, yes. I know. You "don't remember inviting me"; You "never even implied" this was a costume party; and The song I'm singing "isn't a song"; I get it. Thanks, Judge.

Looking for a keyboard for myself - a person used to playing a piano. It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd. I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd. I'd like a piano "feel" and sound. Suggestions?

A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today. It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files. Just wow.

Bookmarking the fact that Bondi yelled "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime" at the hearing today. Just a hunch that we'll want to revisit that audio at a later date.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs

me: (chuckling to myself) what a day, god really does have a sense of humor god: you put your shirt on backwards and stubbed your toe. the only joke here is you.

Kid rock guys are doing stolen valor but from line cooks

Having the worst one. Share your funny failures with me. Did you mean to take a cute pic and capture a nightmare? Get out-crafted by a craft? Here's a pic of my dog I just drew:

My labrador was personally offended by that Ring ad.

So manipulative! Help us spy on you and your neighbors! Unless you hate dogs...

I usually just root for the team that wasn't loved by a guy (or guys) I hated in law school.

what a shot

Missed the first quarter and then some bc of alarm. On the bright side: Callie the lab had a chance to flirt with all the toddlers in the building. Content as can be.

Nice of Greenday to let their fathers perform in their place at the Superbowl. Hm? What's that? Nope. ... nope.

This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 [World Without Exploitation]

This is who runs this account. Be nice. Look how cute.

He looks like the least important guy in a Joker-style bank robbery. "Dumb Asshole 8" in the credits or something. I wouldn't even trust this man to play Dumb Asshole 7. Terrifying.

I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions

Sorry, but this is bullshit. Some of us have no choice but to be on the lookout for that creepy shit and cut ties as soon as the red flags start flying. Not doing so could result in significant harm to our personal safety and well-being. Maybe folks not personally threatened should follow suit.

Send Help is a masterpiece. No joke, might be my new favorite movie. Full stop. Sam Raimi, you beautiful fellow MSU-alum: Well done, sir.

Someone get this cat more blankets

There's a guy in our building who spends an occasional weeknight getting high off his ass and riding the elevator up and down for hours trying to meet as many dogs as possible. Say what you will but I would honestly miss that dude if we moved.

good morning. (quilt by Melissa Laranjeira, via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...)

Convo I've had to have at least half-a-dozen times in the past two weeks: Doc: "So what brings you in today?" Me: "I fell on my face."

Please don't let them have the show.

I'll go ahead and brush my shoulder off.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

He doesn't have to hear the very pointed way my mom says, "I see Josh posted something on Facebook."

Well. The mural and memorial were intenionally trashed, for sure. I won't describe or post pics because fuck whoever did it. To that person: I bet even ICE rejected you. Maybe you'll win them over with your next impotent rage-fueled tantrum, you bigoted loser. Doubt it.

She loves water, but not in all forms. Poor girl. We've had some long walks that covered some pretty short distances today.

So, Tik Tok is completely busted now, right? My best source for all things Tik Tok (my sister) lives in Canada and doesn't know what gives.

“we’ll take it from here, Alex” really got me

Brushed some snow off posters and came back with flowers. In Arlington, Virginia.

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

Many folks here watched footage of a good man being murdered today. I feel anger toward the guilty, disgust for the depravity, sorrow for the present, and fear for the future. My heart feels heavy for everyone whose life he touched. For all of the helpers. It is OK to not be OK. Take care.

Dressed like a character from Fargo to go walk the dog in Virginia.

“.. He cared about people deeply ..,” said Michael Pretti, Alex’s father. “He thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national/202...

Reminder that if you're arrested in Illinois for protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

I was one of Alex's nursing faculty at MCTC. This is simply devastating. He was a good student and I knew he'd be a good nurse. Im so sorry for you and his VA family. May his memory be a blessing and an example of what a nurse is.

Pretti’s last words were, reportedly, “are you ok?”

I'm sorry for the person who was beat to death and killed. My sincere condolences to their loved ones. ICE is going to continue to kill people because the purpose of a system is what it does. It is not what it says it does or what you hope it does. Maybe USians will finally confront this truth.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

Here I am during Snowzilla 2016. I'm dancing in celebration of @joshuaerlich.bsky.social finally caving and coming outside to check out the snow with me.

This is so incredibly moving. I'm thankful to everyone out there in the cold. It means something. You can't look at that photo and think otherwise. It means everything.