My sister made the mistake of telling me she is going to a Price is Right Canada show. I don't think she anticipated how seriously I would take this. I have mere weeks to prep her.

You might forward this story to every Marine you know.

It takes SIXTEEN paragraphs for the New York Times to mention why the administration wanted to destroy nearly $10 million in contraception: It's because they claim the stockpile of IUDs, birth control pills, and hormonal implants are “abortifacient birth control.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...

Just stopped myself from buying a watch that shocks your wrist to wake you up and shocks you again if you go back to bed. Can also just shock yourself as needed, whenev. Heard narcoleptics like myself zip tie it to their wrist at night so they don't take it off. There has to be a better way.

The year is 2005. I am a student at Michigan State. I get a frantic voicemail from my boss at my $6.00/hour campus bookstore job. "We sold all of the Final Four t-shirts that came in overnight." "I just learned 'Michigan' is misspelled on all of them." "How soon can you get here."

The MSU game doesn't start until 9:45pm?!? The players may be in college, but my old ass isn't anymore.

I woke up early today (around 6:30am). Walked the dog. Sat down on the couch to take off my shoes. Reclined slightly. And woke up at noon. Still upset.

HOWLING

I've seen videos of two different crowds screaming "you're un-American pieces of shit" at ICE agents and while I'm not sure if that's going to work on a t-shirt, it definitely fits the moment

my t-shirt drawer has an upper layer of the shirts I actually wear each week, below which rests an unknowable substrata of shirts I never wear.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life" is a thing we like to say in my family before/during making a giant fucking mistake because it isn't tomorrow yet, is it.

I'm not here to argue over whether the initial comment crossed the line. I'm just here to point out that any person calling themselves Mueller, They Anything would be harassed for that shit because it is 2026. This pisses me off so much. Performative bullshit. It is insulting.

I just had a novel's worth of the wildest, most vivid dreams during a half-hour nap. Wondering how many authors I assumed were writing drug-fueled imaginings actually just had narcolepsy.

One of many problems with this, @susanrinkunas.com points out at @autonomynews.co: This Black woman was arrested and charged even though Georgia state law doesn’t actually allow prosecutions of people who end their own pregnancies! www.autonomynews.co/georgia-cops...

it's a real mindfuck to see the leadership of a publication creating some of the most important journalism of a generation trying to screw the people doing the work

Me, trying to find the word handkerchief: "The thing a clown has up their sleeve." (imitating clown pulling something out of their sleeve) . . . (continuing to pull something out of my sleeve) . . . (still going) Josh: "Sorry. I'm not interested in helping you." @joshuaerlich.bsky.social

Heard Jordan Morris call Tony the Tiger "Tony T. Tiger" on @jordanjessego.bsky.social today and I can't stop thinking about it and laughing.

I recently had a doctor yell at me for the length of my appointment about the importance of advocating for my own medical treatment. It might be the best, and most impactful, medical advice I have ever received. And I'm am attorney. Advocacy is my jam. It still isn't easy.

I have a hiking joke, but it's a long walk.

Fun fact: Jimmy Kimmel is the only present-day celebrity I know of who is a fellow narcolepsy sufferer.

These Burger King commercials about the art of the Whopper crack me up. Not to give away any industry secrets, but when I worked at BK (25 years ago) this is how I was trained to make a Whopper: "White, green, red." "Green, white, red." (Mayo, lettuce, tomato). (Pickles, onion, ketchup).

It Fucken Wimdy

Let me just say that having been there, the idea of being a Black woman in labor in America and having to go before a judge is terrorism.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

Say what you will about Tori Amos, but the woman had some bangers. If you've ever worked at a restaurant and haven't heard "The Waitress," go listen to it and wonder how you survived without it. Cathartic as hell.

I don’t want to discourage the brave people doing this work but this is really lacking: do you have the right? absolutely yes if an ICE agent says fuck you and beats you to within an inch of your life, can you file a lawsuit for damages? basically no

Our President: Happy Women's Month to all the beautiful blondes out there. And to one of you in particular. I would have bothered to learn your name but, uh, I do important work and the men were talking. You understand, right sweetheart?

thinking of the west bloomfield, michigan jewish community and hoping everyone stays safe.

My dream: Me: (floating into room) Check it out! I can fly! My older sister: Yeah. Some people can do that. Me: (somersaulting in the air) My older sister: So do you want to go see a movie later or something?

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I started my narcolepsy meds today and, holy cow guys. I used to have 2 choices: Falling asleep on my feet, or feeling like I was "on something" to stay awake - hyperfocused, nervous, and just not really present. I feel like I am just existing as myself for the first time in more than a decade.

My mom picked up from god knows where that AI videos were legally required to be labeled as AI, and I would like to find that person and kick their ass.

Brand new week starting. Still holding back the same scream.

Because this sweet girl recently turned 14, and who needs an excuse to share Callie pics? Callie came into my life in 2016 as a service dog. She helped me get back out into the world despite some bad PTSD and made transitioning to a career as an attorney possible.

just got this picture so I thought I'd share it. that's Yaida Ford presenting the award. she's a civil rights attorney and she's running for mayor in DC. you can learn more about her here: www.yaida4dc.com

Congrats to a true mensch, the profession needs more Josh Erlichs. (And Katie Herrmanns, she is also a delight.)

this is like the thesis statement of our times

Spent part of my afternoon darning and patching a dog bed for our very old, very spoiled labrador. She had worn holes in it from circling before laying down and kept tripping on them. Of course, no other bed would do. My handiwork? Hideous. But she's accepted the bed as mended and I'm thrilled.

I can't hear Markwayne Mullin's name without a very twangy, Coors-Light-Commerical-from-20-years-ago "AND TWINS!" popping into my head. Markwayne Mullins . . . AND TWINS!

Our lab is on pain killers this evening for her arthritis. So we keep looking at each other and saying "I'm not high, *you're* high" to one another.

Everything is horrible, so I will share the highlight of my day: My sister referring to getting a mammogram as getting one's "mams grammed."

Had a hell of a time getting diagnosed with Type 2 narcolepsy. Not a lot of folks out there talking about it, so thought I'd share. I'd been taking meds for depression since I was 19. Diagnosed with narcolepsy at 38. She calls her naps "sideways time." Heard. I call them "going horizontal."

March's full moon (the "Worm Moon") is tonight. There will also be a total lunar eclipse, making it a "blood" moon. So enjoy the blood worm moon, I guess. Gross.

honestly, this goes in the war crimes prosecution file, a pretty clear declaration that the mission is not guided by rules rooted in the law of armed conflict

Watching an old horror movie where the characters discover a secret passage way in a home they've lived in all their lives. How. I walk the perimeter of an Airbnb to make sure the outside dimensions match the inside ones before I settle in. Who is being foolish now, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social.

It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse

The worst part of my sleep study results: "Moderate snoring." Right there in black and white. I denied it my whole life and can deny no more. . . . I remain skeptical.