I always wonder if the rich task personal assistants with their regular degular lifestyle tasks Like: homeowners insurance choices It’s soooooo time consuming

Have you guys thought of a NY resolution yet? I think I have mine!

Men are so crazy because Future made a whole song about winning a trophy just to move on to the next woman. And the next… (and next)

Game over now it’s a death match. Because what?

In case anyone needs a good laugh. I told my baby sister (five years younger than me) she wasn’t my only sister. And wow. It was wonderful.

“When everything bothers you in a space, the space is no longer for you.” -One of my bosses

Plus news in our own personal lives. I’m exhausted.

My Granny loves adding extra syllables. The way she talks about that ar-thur-EYE-tis

The saddest part about this is the way that depression body slaps after being so sad you just forget to eat.

This, but in depression:

Talk to them about it…?

I am outside

Listen. As a woman who carries a stool from room to room to try and reach shit and whispers to herself “strong independent woman who needs no man” I still get driven around fifty percent of the time Some things need to keep the tradition and I stand on that hill with you my friend

Sending holiday wishes yalls way from the boot 🎄

God forbid a gal be drive around by her man 🥰

A lot of people ain’t get popped in the mouth at all or they ass beat and it shows

Hi hello happy Friday!!

Just saying hi guys. Hoping you had and are having a happy holiday season. ICE is in New Orleans (Louisiana). Sending blessings and safety.

I guess I should be happy she keeps a variety of company in her circle

She gave us such a gift in Maya. 💖

And be paid for it. I think about this a lot lol

LMAOOOOOO

BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!

Salty sweet combos for the win

I hope Susan Lorincz faces what she did three times a day in jail for the next 25 years.

Do any Marines follow me?

Saint MacKenzie

Tell me you grew up in the 80/90’s without telling me… Bc, same.

Houston is always a weekend for me. I don’t need any longer.

I am just here to tell you guys that the red chimichurri at chipotle is DIVINNNNE

Ima start doing this when it’s time to get off work

My husband and I are having a cultural debate on cereals. With this being said, what kind of cereal is your favorite? A single or a top three will suffice!

True crime

This like one of the first things I really remember from reality TV 🤣

Me every time Bigger In Texas comes on

Felt cute. Won’t be deleting

Me watching a gumbo recipe: My husb: “what’s the race” Me: def Cajun but wearing a southern university tee Him: ….. Me: OHMAHGAHHH SHE DROPPED RAW EGGS INA GUMBO! Him: OH HELL NAAAA I KNEW IT 😂😂😂

I’ve been weirdly more in touch with my feelings lately. Primarily with sadness. I’ve cried a lot (and easier) I’m usually not a cryer. But this has been very humbling to me and makes me feel more present in most moments Is this how all of the sad people feel lol

I hate feeling all emo

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Real quick… can anyone from NOLA explain to me why we have to pay to get in the fried chicken festival now when we have to pay for the food once we’re in there? #FriedChickenFestival

This is where I'll put my sympathies toward

Look close enough and you’ll see that the democrat v republican, far right v left, trumpers v liberal Marxist, maga v progressives — is nothing more than a tongue twisting way of saying “confederate v union.” Bc the Heritage foundation is going out of their way to rip apart the union.

Went and got gas at a QUARTER TANK today instead of after my light has been one for thirty miles! So…

I do this lol

*buys $200 worth the tacos* *does one uber for $7 so it’s ok*

Thank you for getting my halfway through this evening Who knew washing and drying your hair in the same night was this much effort