I am cursed.

You can't take a clear photograph of something so insanely phat and juicy (me)

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Imcown

I'm anticipating something big and scary will happen just like it always does before spring begins. Big, chaotic change I never see coming because I promise myself to walk around blindly. As I desperately grab onto the ground beneath me, it all crumbles anyway ^-^

Bisexual shart, emo shart, gay shart. They always told me I can't color outside of the lines and I don't understand why it's such a big deal how I color

I'm wondering do u have room for a fat emo boy in ur closet ?

fish love me women fear me

Oh so ur airplaneee <-<

SO CRINGE

5 day work week 1 day off 6 day work week WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK IT ?????????

Normal tboy convo

Cursed thread of cats who look vaguely like mojo

Turning around on her and asking where she was when 9/11 happened

I have absolutely diabolical fortune

My cat,,, he's hairy and misses me when I'm at work :'( he runs to the door when I come home i'm so sorry we are poor mojo,,, he should be in a mansion with fancy cat things

Real girls have curves and basements filled with vials of human blood for the ritual

Prophetically listening to My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross, cuddling mojo, takis and banana pipe for dinner

I did. Why am I still lonely

Ppl laugh at my shitty jokes too much + it's because I look like this.... 💔😔

Fuit basket ^-^

Fucked too hard and no call no showed my 6AM shift

When i die everyone will misgender me

[from the back of cop car] can I use your phone charger?

Girls that are very tall and do whatever I want ^-^ 🖤

I miss my beautiful baby angel friend

Me when my fine beautiful girlfriend wanna sit down:

:3 new art I’m on insta @grace.sunshine.creations too

1/28/25 Mandible hurt like a MFFFF apple or banana for breakfast and lunch ?? Well I bought a pear instead for 1.50 ONE PEAR is 1.50 I wish something catastrophic would happen to me and then I wouldn’t have to deal with things and live and draw in a hospital bed and just be grateful to be alive

My friend ( @t4tloser.bsky.social ) accidentally misspelled their username it’s actually t4tWINNER Just wanted everyone (my 1 follower) to know

Men shouldn’t be allowed to say anything because most of them are colorblind or prematurely balding

It's me I'm some cars it's because I dropped my phone on the ground my daiso phone holder doesn't work very well

“I’m building an army to dismantle the government” “Brilliant, sir” “And it will be entirely made up of strange boys” “Uhh, yeah … yeah great”

i told my therapist about you. she actually said that you're so good for me and should stay in my life forever

imagine a world where he didn't miss

BF: Dinner's ready Me: One sec, need to write a post that saves the United States of America

I miss being a dominatrix and keyholder so I am doing it again ! Ask for my username as I don't plan on having the 2 adjacent ^-^

He is so happies

I'm very proud of this

Prefer this.

Big boobs is so subjective..... like I feel like wieners yeah you're 7 inches it's decent but boobs u could be an F and some ppl would be like they're medium