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Avatar is from “Wake and Sea” by Corey Arnold
ACAB for Cutie
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Please tell me why my car is in the front yard, Charlie Brown
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rebound
30 days ago
I have eaten the gerrymanders that were in the state election board and which you were probably saving for the midterms Forgive me they were delicious so risky and so conservative
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
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Organizing, calling your reps, protesting, and having sex with their wives while they're out terrorizing our cities are all good ways to fight back
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Mary Kay-sexual because I earn a commission for everyone I fuck. And you can too!
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How the Grinch stole my sunshine
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2 months ago
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victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
2 months ago
i’m posting the video again
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When you do anal, you’re a deep space ass-tronaut.
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Better Things Are Possible
2 months ago
Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
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Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Free mustache rides
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Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Eats, shoots, leaves
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She’s a 10 but she still calls it “Tar-zhay.”
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3 months ago
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She’s a 10 but she relies on AI for her dirty talk.
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3 months ago
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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3 months ago
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Maslow’s hierarchy of nipple clamps
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Size doesn’t matter, I swear, Charlie Brown
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The kegel-ian dialectic continues during sex
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3 months ago
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The cock Ring camera stays on during sex
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It’s called earning your red wings, Charlie Brown.
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I track them in a Sexcel spreadsheet
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I’d marry my Water Pik because it’s compact, easily manipulated, and it squirts.
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I’d marry my dryer because it responds to my touch, can go for an hour, and is always ready for a tumble.
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I’d marry my refrigerator bc that thing is tall, chill, and will open wide for me.
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I like my women like l like my straws Bendy
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Slip n Slide taste on a Glad bag budget
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3 months ago
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Omakase taste on a sardine budget
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I like my women like I like my fade High and tight
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3 months ago
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I like my women like I like my corn Creamed
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What should I wear for an evening of eating out?
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4 months ago
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The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
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4 months ago
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I’d think about getting pegged if it wasn’t for the penetration
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McSweeney's
4 months ago
🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
loading . . .
Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” by James Joyce
1 The shaggy, hunched Werewolf of London stalked the Soho street in the rain, carrying in his left hand a neatly folded Chinese menu pale as birch ...
https://buff.ly/QwjsSbX
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Pop Cocks
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4 months ago
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Change one letter, ruin a candy On Henry!
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4 months ago
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George Santos promises to return all the money if the game just ends
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Podcast where GenX lawyers discuss their favorite bands: Love and Dockets.
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M. Night Shyamylanta’s antacid for after
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Francis Ford Capocollopola’s cured meats
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🎶Return of the Mack(inac Island tourists)🎶
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4 months ago
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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your sexy bananas.
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“Yeah, reverse cowgirl is my favorite, too”
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5 months ago
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Mash up bands: Fleetwood Mouse
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When things are stupid, I decompress by watching “The Boondock Taints”
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5 months ago
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Moosky for dairy farmers
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5 months ago
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emceekayvee
5 months ago
Yay!
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Deirdre Assenza
8 months ago
I try to build my life around things that are permanent and meaningful exactly for times like this moment in history. I plan to lean into them now more than ever. Nature, my friends, kindness, doing service, love, making art. Those give life balance and comfort, through anything.
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Newer Order
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