OUR LATEST RECORD IS NOT AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY AND WE JUST GOT UNLAZY ENOUGH TO GO ABOUT REMOVING THE FIRST BANDCAMP AND APPLE ARE REALLY NOT MUCH BETTER BUT OH FUCKING WELL

PUT YOUR FAITH IN SCIENCE

SEE YOU IN THE STREETS YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS #nokings #chicago founderdoom.bandcamp.com/album/give-y...

MORE LIKE “KRISTI, NO!” AMIRITE

@kmanriffs.bsky.social HELLO FRIENDO OUR LATEST IS NOT ABOUT DRAGONS OR COMPUTERS BUT DEFINITELY HAS LOTS TO SAY ABOUT CULTS HOTRODS BANK ROBBERIES AND BEHEADINGS founderdoom.bandcamp.com/album/give-y...

Our new EP is live at founderdoom.bandcamp.com/album/give-y... #metalsky #doom #metal #drone #Chicago

YOU GUYS WE DID IT. SPOTIFY CEO STEPPED DOWN LOL PS Our album is live in Apple and the other stuffs on 10/4, which is Saturday and the wrong day but WE DON’T HAVE TO LIVE BY RULES ANYMORE music.apple.com/us/album/giv...

DROVE THROUGH APPLETON JUST TO SEE @erodingwinds.bsky.social AND OOPS BOUGHT RECORDS W MONEY I DON’T HAVE TO PLAY ON RECORD PLAYER I DON’T OWN BUT MET THE MAN HIMSELF, TOTALLY WORTH IT

If you see this, post a concert picture you too. (Conan)

OCTOBER 18 = NO KINGS DAY THIS SONG IS FOR THE YOUTH BONES OF OLIGARCHS: Before the cosmos, we lifted you up Wet with blood and promise, the world could be unfucked We stand behind you We won’t let you fall On bones of oligarchs You will stand tall youtu.be/lzjAxI3kkTo (new record out 10/4/25)

EXACTLY FUCK A BIO HERE IS NEW ALBUM TO BE RELEASED ON EVERYTHING BUT SPOTIFY ON 10/4/25 music.apple.com/us/album/giv...

Our new record GIVE YOURSELF TO LOVE hits everything but Spotify on 10/4

IT’S BETTER TO REGRET SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE THAN TO REGRET SOMETHING YOU HAVEN’T DONE. ALSO: WE HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US.

WE KNOW WHAT A HEALTHY MAN LOOKS LIKE AND THE SHITTIEST KENNEDY AIN’T IT

JB WITH THE REMEDY WHO KNEW THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BILLIONAIRES AND OLIGARCHS?

MS. TERIOUS

BANE, THE BALD CARDINAL, HATH RETURNED

Motherfucking wind farms…

My tribute

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

most unbelievable thing about this movie honestly is that someone would try to take the vice president hostage. who cares?

I COULD NEVER HEAR KING CRIMSON AGAIN AND BE FINE WITH IT BUT THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

WORDLE IN 7

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT WHICH IS NOBODY TAGGING BLINK182 POSTS W HASHTAG METALSKY ITS LIKE TAGGING SALISBURY STEAK ON THE PLANT BASED FOOD CHANNEL

Yob - Marrow Sleep - Dopesmoker Inter Arma - Transfiguration Thou - The Hammer Body Void - Haunted COC - Intervention Cave Sermon - Beyond Recognition Ulcerate - To Flow Through Ashen Hearts Yob - Ablaze Crumbsuckers - Life Of Dreams

Chicago

HIS MOTHER IS HIS WIFE, GOTCHA, AI

Blaine wants to get a red light so he can get a big weird spider out of his car but keeps getting all green lights... on an all-new BLAINE!

i heard reading is fundamental

Stop cleaning your grill so good. That’s where the magic is

To those who call me fat and say I should lose weight I'm working hard every day. You judge my body without knowing my journey. As an adult with autism I've learned to live for myself not your approval. #NeverGiveUp

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

The day I learn to take a great picture of the moon it’s over for you guys

“Phish is really misunderstood.”

**BUYS PAPIER MACHE IN COMMISSARY**

CALLED ONE OF OUR HENS “PRUNEFACE” AND CAN ONLY THIS OF THIS TIMELESS CLASSIC FROM SWANSON’S youtu.be/nFArYx3Ay84?...

Been trying out "dag nabbit!" recently as an exclamation, just working it back into the rotation a little. Adding a little Yosemite Sam to the day when things are tough. A touch of disappointed Sam Elliott during trying times. I recommend it.

“LEMME TELL YA ABOUT ANOTHER GUY WHO USED TO SIT ON THE SUBWAY AND STILL MAKE ROOM FOR OTHERS… HIS NAME WAS…”

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea

There are so many indie bookstores in the Twin Cities I will run out of room listing them: Magers&Quinn, Wild Rumpus, Birchbark, Once Upon a Crime, Big Hill Books, Moon Palace, Mayday, Dreamhaven, Black Garnet, Level Up Games, The Red Balloon, The Paperback Exchange, Uncle Hugo's and Edgar's, Comma,

STILL EXTREMELY HUNG UP ON THIS NEW RECORD FROM BLACKWATER HOLYLIGHT IT’S KINDA PERFECT

WAINGRO ALERT!!

All facts

The Crow is an Easter movie

Post a movie from the year you turned 18.

IF TRUMP HAIR LOOKS LIKE FAKE BABOON HAIR PROBABLY FAKE BABOON HAIR THROW LOW-T FAKE BABOON IN GARBAGE W LOW-T MARCO AND LOW-T JD

SEE YOU IN THE STREETS, BEAUTIFUL

WHY WEREN’T @durbin.senate.gov AND @duckworth.senate.gov ON THE EL SALVADOR TRIP WITH VAN HOLLEN? WHY DOES ILLINOIS HAVE INVISIBLE SENATORS?