WHY DOES DILLON BROOKS HAVE A WORD PERFECT TATTOO

TIME OUT BILLY DONOVAN WHAT THE GDF

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Sunn 0)) in Chicago

DEATH DUELER CHALLENGING NICOLE KIDMAN AND CHLOE ZHAO AND ALSO ALICE FROM BRADY BUNCH

FREAKIN ELITISTS STILL NO DENNEHY

HAHA MASCARA BABYSUIT FUCKIN’ SUCKS AND IS WIDELY HATED @jd-vance-1.bsky.social YOU LOSE AGAIN, IT’S LIKE A BAD HABIT. WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU AND FAILURE?

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

MASCARA BABYSUIT @jd-vance-1.bsky.social IS 0/2 IN THE LAST 24HRS BETCHA HE CAN JUMP SNAKE RIVER IN AN AMERICAN FLAG JUMPSUIT THO *MASCARA BABYSUIT IS NOT AN INSULT, IT IS HIS RAP NAME

😂🤣😂

I WANT MONEY AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, NUCLEAR

OMG THERE ARE WHITE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF THE CAPSULE AND SWIMMING TOWARD THE NAVY DIVERS GIANT WHITE FUCKING SPIDERS THEY SWIM CREW IS GONE

“MISTER WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE GENERAL SHERMAN, AGAIN THOSE WERE THE DAAAAAAYS”

SHE HAS BEEN THERE ALL ALONG, UNINVITED AND UNVETTED, WITH HER PINKY UP TRUMP’S SHRIVELED BUNGHOLE AND NOW, NOW SHE THINKS HE HAS BEEN ILL-ADVISED WHAT A DUMB TOWER OF ROTTING MEAT

OUR GOOD BOY SCOUT HAS TRANSITIONED VALHALLA IS NOT READY

born on this day in 1915 billie holiday

LOL WHITE LIES WHITE HAIR HE’S CLEARLY DYING

Do nothing you say? Aha just look at my cravat, designed with an abstract pattern of Benjamin Franklin's glasses. Checkmate, you scoundrel.

HE MUST HAVE SEEN THE LEGO VIDEO DOUBLE FUCKING LOL

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

#OnMyWalk to wish you a very Happy Easter! We all need a moment of hope, renewal, and joy! May your day be filled with all of these! And chocolate! #BeKind #ReachOut💗🐣💗🎉💗🐇💗🌷💗🐣💗🎉💗🐇💗🌷💗🐣💗🎉💗🐇💗🌷💗🐣💗🎉💗🐇💗🌷💗🐣💗

YOU FORGOT THE X FILES EPISODE “HOME” THE MOST HORRIFYING 48MIN OF TELEVISION OF ALL TIME

AND YOU CAN WIPE YR ASS WITH THAT WEAKASS BURNBOOK

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi to be named Assistant to the Regional Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas

PRETTY SURE WE WON THAT MOTHERFUCKIN WAR, TOO. WE’RE GONNA WIN AND HAVE SO MUCH GODDAMN DAYCARE AND MEDICINE HE’S GONNA PUKE. IN PRISON.

In Korean, the word for cowboys, 속기 쉬운, translates literally to “American horse pirates” * read on for more of my all-time favourite translations from around the world (a thread)…

EACH REGIME MORE SURPRISING AND REASONABLE THAN THE LAST!

Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.

LOL HFS PATEL = HORSHACK

SEE YOU IN THE STREETS MOTHERFUCKERS #nokings

If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*

FUCKIN’ FINALLY AFTER YEARS OF GETTIN’ BIGTIMED BY MR HOLLYWOOD

BETTING 90 KALSHIS ON POLYMARKETS TOM HOMAN FUCKS THIS UP SO BAD THAT SECURITY TIMES WILL TRIPLE AT BUS STATIONS AND EVERYONE WILL GET POLIO TOMORROW

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

My wastrel son Stromile is so based I took him to an art museum and he hit one of the paintings with a hammer. The cuck staff was so surprised because no one had ever done that before! He also fell down and hit his head because he has mononucleosis and sores on his neck.

HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK OVER THIS

Wordle 1,735 2/6 ⬜🟧⬜🟦⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

that’s really moving man. sort of like when my own 13 year old son Jancel came in the room just now and said ‘mom i think pete hegseth is a dumb fucking asshole’

WHAT IS WITH THESE FUCKING HAND GESTURES “VOIGT-KAMPFF ON AISLE 3”

Mark Ruffalo has a message for you: @markruffalo.bsky.social

Dark money campaign in IL-09 changed their shady website last night not to dispute reporting but to smear it with the fact that I worked w/ Abughazaleh's boyfriend at NBC 3 years ago. To be clear: Ben is cool. We used to work together. And that had no influence on this 100% true story. Send me tips!

In honor of Bam Adebayo

“Come on please… don’t be so careful in time of death”

10/10 take. no notes

SAW THE BRIDE, IT FUCKIN RIPS ALSO TOLD MY WIFE THAT THE MONSTER WAS PLAYED BY BATMAN AND WAS REMINDED TO NEVER MENTION BATMAN AGAIN

CRICKET FOREVER

WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED “NO WARS,” GOV. FOLKSY DONUT FARMER YOU WOULDA BEEN A GREAT VP BUT THAT SHIP HAS LEFT THE RAILROAD AIRPORT

WAIT IS THAT KENNY POWERS ON THE BENCH