I've extended my online blackout. You may entertain yourselves by doodling my name over and over in your diary, like any other weekend.

The Duchess watches over a bookshelf shelf holding poetry, plays, a glass apple. cc: @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

Good morning. Let’s flashback to this thrilling moment!

Good morning, all

It's that time again: I put my employment in jeopardy and nominate @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social for an honorary degree. Imagine! "That's *Doctor* Duchess Goldblatt."

Good morning, most of all, to @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

Never Forget #2016LicensePlate by @budzilla.com featuring @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

FONSECA is a New York Times Book Review Editors' Choice 💫 #booksky #penelopefitzgerald #novel #historicalfiction #mexico

Good morning, especially, to the true friend who sent me a pepper grinder full of m&ms.

Is everyone sending me 10% of your positive mental energy each month as per your vows? The till's a bit low.

Up and at 'em! Let's go. I want peace on earth and lunch at 1 or by God, heads will roll.

Good morning to everyone who values democracy ❤️💙🤍

Good morning, all

I got a mention in this excellent piece by @wendiaarons.bsky.social 📣🐜📣 www.texasmonthly.com/travel/why-f...

Good morning, all 🧩🧩🧩

Thank you to my miracle. @miraclecharlie.bsky.social

A post-concert good morning to all who celebrate.

A lovely evening. 🤍

Almost time for the @lylelovett.bsky.social concert. We're looking high and low for our @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social 🤍🩵💙

Good morning, Chicago

Rally prep 🪧✅

I stared directly at reality too long.

Good morning, Texas and beyond

Good morning, all

5 years ago was pub day for #BecomingDuchessGoldblatt by @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ www.duchessgoldblatt.com

The Duchess is still bringing people together! Pride Brunch today at @54below.bsky.social with @kikiballchange.bsky.social - cc: @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

Good morning, early- and late-risers

Good morning, New York

No Kings Protest on 6/14. Sign prep continues.

Good morning, Texas

Hello, Houston

Good morning, Texas

Good morning

Someone tracked in a filthy, disgusting mess of reality. Get back outside and wipe your feet. For shame.

Good morning

Good, rainy morning!

Sugarfoot Books, friends. You all know what I expect of you.

Good morning from Lake Michigan

May 17-18: Biscuit Days at the Crooked Path Cat Sanctuary. Spectators observe in silence while the cats showcase their biscuit-making skills.

On the bright side, people have (mostly) stopped trying to hustle me into the metric system. You'll get this tablespoon out of my cold, dead etc.

True story: When I was a contractor at a NASA facility I kept M&Ms on my desk. A civil servant I worked with ate a few one day. The next day I came in to find a pound bag on my desk. He wanted to "reimburse" me because he didn't want the few he ate to be seen as a gift. Anyway

Happy Mother's Day

I can feel your weariness from here. Step into the infinite kindness of my embrace. No shoes.

Good morning, all, and especially to @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

Somehow I thought the zombie apocalypse would have more comic relief.

Everybody holding it together? Anyone need anything while I'm up?