I hate these stupid seed pods! Ugh! Spikey lil demons!

trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.

Blocking trans kids from care is evil. Its not 'caring'. Its not 'being a concerned parent'. Its evil. Its staring someone who is telling your their truth in the eye and saying truth means nothing, and your ignorance means more. Trans kids want to live. Deny them, and you want the opposite.

Tonight’s Christmas movie: (Cultural appropriation aside…) Gremlins (1984) “You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate *Christmas* and people treat you like you're a leper.” #MovieNight #ChristmasMovie #HorrorMovieNight

@stobiesgalaxy.bsky.social Did you know this was a thing? It’s so… absurdly Season 1. Also, Junkball is amazing. youtu.be/Zy6aa3YdZ6Y?...

Reason 7,435,347 to like Dick Van Dyke

Yesterday, I told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction. #dadjoke #sciencejoke

@jesszafarris.bsky.social reminded me of you! My maternal grandmother would have me and my cousins dig up some of this. She’d put it in eggs and a bunch of other stuff. That and dandelions. Fun times youtu.be/VNScki_6CRY?...

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now. #dadjoke #sciencejoke

Continuing my IT revisit... Today’s movie: IT: Chapter Two “You should cut that fucking mullet. It's been, like, thirty years, man.” #MovieNight #HorrorMovieNight

Subscribe to this thing! #Zonderia I would like some more videos with less higher frequency spikes for when i sleep but ya. Over all… very nice! youtube.com/@zonderia?si...

So… every single word of this is now true. We are now in that world. Sorry, Carl

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

Because #WelcomeToDerry has been so good... Tonight's movie... IT: Chapter One (2017) "They're gazebos! They're bullshit!" #HorrorMovieNight #MovieNight

The War of 1812 was caused in great part by Great Britain seizing US ships illegally. (Been re-reading Patrick O'Brien for mental health and so it's top of mind.)

Strike while the iron is hot! Go watch this episode of #WordsUnravelled #WordNerd @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social

Happiest birthday to our word king @robwords.bsky.social, the brightest light in joyful wordy learning on the internet. I’m forever delighted and grateful to join this gentleman for an hour of etymology magic each week. 💙💛

What kind of pants do snails wear? —S. cargo pants #dadjoke

#WelcomeToDerry is really hitting it out of the park! Episode 7 was amazing... and devastating (I mean... we all saw it coming...) but... they didn't find his shoe. 😞 Also, check out @heavyspoilers.bsky.social's breakdown!

When Putin is complimenting your world politics and policies, you're doing it wrong. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Me (a gay man) walking to the grocery store: 🚶‍♂️ Random guy walking the other direction: It's time to try defying gravity! I think I'll try defying gravity! And you can't pull me down!

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

Great! Now how do the American people get back the billions we had to pay in higher prices everywhere?

From a word nerd… yes… “words mean what you want them to mean…” but *also…* words have definitions and etymologies… and meanings! Words matter! Choose them carefully!

With all this #Wicked and #WickedForGood stuff going around… if you haven’t seen it… this is a really well done video by #Penatonix and #TodrickHall youtu.be/5rCQJmVaQpg?...

A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence. n.pr/44K1Tb9

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

As RFK Jr.'s new vaccine panel ponders changing the hepatitis B vaccination schedule, some doctors recall past patients, including children, who died painful deaths before there was a vaccine. n.pr/3McwKqG

Lindsey Graham cast the deciding vote that made Pete Hegseth Secretary of Defense. South Carolina can do better with @drannieandrews.com.

Yo, @jameshoffmann.bsky.social! (…or any other #coffee or #antique nerds) Pewter coffee pot from Holland, unknown year. Any ideas as to when it was made? It even still has the original burner unit!

So, apparently Munster and Muenster are two different cheeses… sharing the same etymology of coming from the Latin ‘monasterium’ meaning ‘monetary.’ Neither cheeses are from Münster or the Irish province of Munster. Then there’s Herman… @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social

What he said: 💯 🎯

Seriously consider taking 45 minutes out of your day (perfect for multitaskers) watch, or listen, to this from Hank Green. Multiple 💡💡 going on all at once. Answers many, many questions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwgz... @hankgreen.bsky.social

Today’s movie: The Shining (1980) “Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.” #MovieNight #ClassicMovie #HorrorMovieNight

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

The irony is rich.

Any humor found in the evolution of bipedality in early humans is technically stand up comedy. #dadjoke #ScienceJoke I heard this one over at #PBSEons. Fun times.

You're a high ranking government official and you shouldn't make things up. Your 70% number is just a fabrication. And it's TOTALLY not true that "every single" person you detained is here illegally. For instance, many were allowed in so they could apply for asylum.

Wanna hear my favorite chemistry pickup line? "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase... cuz I could *so* unzip your genes!" #dadjoke

New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.

In the sense that “unhealed emotional and spiritual trauma” means multiple mutations in genes involved in cell proliferation, DNA repair, and immune system evasion, this is true

@robwords.bsky.social …eggcorn…

DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.

"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car... "“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...