Not The Onion:

You could call my band's debut album metal, punk, post-punk, goth, or industrial since all these genres influences the songwriting, but as for myself, I just call it rock and roll. 13 tracks to spark the revolution! Check it out today! sotarocks.bandcamp.com/album/supers...

The NeverEnding Story of Capitalism in America

Israel cannot be redeemed

No amount of vote shaming from liberals is going to change the fact that the Democratic Party not offering the "carrot" in the "carrot-and-stick" equation is ridiculously short-sighted. How about y'all give us something to vote FOR? Cuz "at least we're not Trump" ain't gonna fly anymore

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Liberals stop blaming every single person in Texas for our awful politicians challenge: impossible

The longer I live in this hellscape the more I want rich and powerful people to stop doing so I think that'd make our world less of a hellscape

Isn't this dude one of the wrongest people with the most fact-free takes on this entire site?

"The party of small government" wants you to show your papers before you are allowed to use the bathroom

How do you get your assignment as "bathroom papers checking goon" and not immediately die of embarrassment?

Sunday means a new chapter of The Tower! This week is Chapter 10, Calamity. I'll let you decide how calamitous the first half is. Riley's cooked, at least. I hope you like it! And repost it! www.scribblehub.com/read/1958646... archiveofourown.org/works/752217...

*taps the sign*

Wendy Carlos is a personal musical hero. I love analogue synths, I used to build my own and always dreamed of putting together a modular system. I'll never sneer at people who use pure software, but I need knobs I get to explore a playground that she helped create and I'm forever grateful.

Feeling depressed. Wrote these lyrics for a song.

Everyone get hyresectomies now!! They cant stop all of us!!

If this isn't your favorite Nicolas Cage film, we can't be friends:

Giancarlo Esposito meme template: The Prime TV show 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 was cancelled because of a screenwriter's strike. The Prime TV show 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑒 was cancelled because of a sex pest. We are not the same. To be clear, both of these sucked, but I feel they could have still done 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙

The thing that people like Musk and writers for sci-fi shows like 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑒, 𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, and 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑦 fail to recognize is that humans will never achieve that kind of space travel while capitalism still exists. We'll all die before then. Only the socialism of 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑘 could make this a reality

You could call my band's debut album metal, punk, post-punk, goth, or industrial since all these genres influences the songwriting, but as for myself, I just call it rock and roll. 13 tracks to spark the revolution! Check it out today! sotarocks.bandcamp.com/album/supers...

Spend some of your weekend checking out my 2022 album Tales of Etherspace! This is one of my most diverse albums, with its 16 tracks covering everything from chill, melodic instrumental pop to deeply insane sound collage. etherdiver.bandcamp.com/album/tales-... #musicsky #MusicDiscovery

Absolute disgusting, filthy, sick animals. But the dog is cute.

Dick Van Dyke making it to 100 after tackling his alcohol problem and quitting smoking in his 50's is a heart warmer because sometimes you might think middle age fixes you into your habits, that it's too late or whatever. Maybe not? Maybe it's all a learning journey.

Imagine going on a road trip with a liberal and you run out of gas 5 miles after filling up. You investigate and see the gas tank is full of rust holes. The liberal, of course, insists that you just need more gas, this car is just fine. This post is about Vote Blue No Matter Who.

Fallout season 2 in less than a week. Kinda stoked about that. Also, being disabled, I have no life. Or dating prospects. I don't think a dating profile that reads: "Crippled enby seeks girlfriend to cuddle and binge-watch adult animation and nerdy TV" would fly

A reminder that the Democratic Party is undemocratic and exists to capture and kill progressive movements. It has been a leading force against reforms like ranked-choice voting. To accomplish these undemocratic aims, the Democratic Party collaborates with the Republican Party

I don't have the bandwidth to sustain arguments with these kinds of people:

Grusome Newsom the homeless destroyer has definitely stomped on the belongings of a trans person with his cop buddies. I fucking hate him.

Fascist activist Bari Weiss is doing what her billionaire benefactors recruited her for: to turn CBS News into an ongoing infomercial for Hitler Youth.

Am I glad he's dead? Absolutely. Do I think some people should be killed for their political speech? Also yes. Should we feel bad for his family? No. Fuck them, too.

Full story: www.newarab.com/news/israel-...

Holy shit, this is sooooooooooooooo true, and I'm saving this as an image react to liberal nonsense:

I don't think the metal band GHOST deserves enough recognition for doing a cover of the GAYEST. SONG. EVER. 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfZ...

Just started watching ARCHER, and how is it I've never watched this show before? It's just the kind of deranged comedy I like, and the music was composed by one of my favorite musicians: Jim Thirlwell of Foetus and Steroid Maximus (I knew that last bit because I had the soundtrack already)

RFK Jr., is a huge fan of psychedelic therapy for assorted mental disorders like PTSD and anxiety and depression so of course liberals came out of the woodworks falsely claiming psychedelic therapy is "dangerous pseudoscience" and I think it's time we all just admit liberals are unserious cranks

Mastodon has a "detect text from image" function in their alt-text box that will scan an image, find the text, and put it in the box for you way faster than you can type it and until Bluesky incorporates both this and editing, I'm just going to assume they don't care that my time is precious

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK: catvalente.substack.com/p/theres-no-...