imagine almost getting assassinated but surviving and it just pisses everyone off more. lmao

getting the surgery that makes a little speech bubble with a ! or ? appear above my head whenever I'm surprised

Cats!

🍑🍒 (crops from the past 2 months of patreon exclusives)

Hardly a week goes by that I don't think about this panel.

'whats being intoxicated like for you as a system' irritating

there may not be a worse human experience than being in the closet and speaking with someone irl who seems chill only for them to take the opportunity to say the most bigoted thing that could ever leave a person's mouth and you feel every ounce of safety suddenly leave your body all at once

They're patching out run exploits, this is actually getting ridiculous.

I didn't always like cats (1/4)

Girl problems.

He had a little setback… The checkup showed it’s slightly worse than before. But he’s still eating well and full of energy! He’s the strongest after all. We’ll fight this together, Uni!

TAke a look, y'all:

SWEET WATER #art

WINGLESS #art

took the husband to the aquarium today for a date. the fish were cool,

I really like drawing parappa talking about piracy

Trivia quiz booklet handed out at a Nintendo of America event in 2008, with a bizarre cover depicting Donkey Kong with the caption "Touched by Nintendo".

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

[in the garden of eden] eating the apple that gave steve jobs

your music saved me

the cherry on top of this meme is that after the 15 second mark it starts to hit...and then eventually it hits HARD. like what in the plok is this?!

Uni says hi

Behold my finest dish yet, the bowl of Ibuprofen

another angel cat? daring today, aren't we..

I added some NSMB hills to my island cuz I think they’re silly

my amazing creation

fuck you hildebrandt for being the name for such a gayass starling (silly) Starboard; bemeebeth coded singer :) [ #LorekeepersVault #vo1d4rt // #art #artsky #oc #ocsky #ocart #ocartist #originalcharacter #originalcharacterart ]

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

I could be a canvas I could be a doll I don't think I'm even something real at all

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

lalalala. laika

shrikeshrikeshrike #ocsky #oc

Tomodachi Life for game of the year

me when im unable to get into my bluesky account for a whole day for no reason

don't stop moving