Boxers, wrestlers, molls, gangsters, monster men, champs, jobbers, knockouts, hippie chicks, gamblers, and, maybe, a touch of true love. What else is there? Read my book, for Christ’s sake, ya goldbrickin’ lollygaggers.

Remembering Peter Marshall, #botd in 1927 and best known for hosting The Hollywood Squares. His sister was Joanne Dru, who was married to John Ireland, who was the half brother of Tommy Noonan, who had a comedy team with Peter Marshall in the 1940s.

Nick Cannon has 12 children by six women. MAGA is powerfully seductive to men with an unchecked id, zero impulse control, and an absence of accountability.

As a three-time Fight Card author, I love seeing this.

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…and the woman in Cabin 8 wants to know what’s up.

Now I know what it’s like to be God(‘s daughter!)

Trivia: A series of Harry Potter movies were made within living memory. Many of its cast members are still alive.

Happy birthday, Eric Idle

Omg people need to stop defending Tiger Woods. This isn’t about golf or legacy. It’s about someone choosing AGAIN to get behind the wheel impaired and gamble with other people’s lives! Fame doesn’t excuse recklessness, it exposes it! GET SOME HELP, TIGER.

She sucks all sexy like.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

It also might be dying because its stenography.

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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Let’s get Tiger off the road and into rehab. Or, if he refuses, a cell.

Goose Gossage

ICE hasn’t killed anyone yet. 🤷‍♂️

Every one of those public domain wanks is an embarrassment to actual movies and actually creative people.

The fabulous Joan Blondell is on #TCM all day today. If that doesn’t make you want to call out sick from work I don’t know how to help you. #TCMParty

Wouldn’t happen to be TrumpCoin they’ll accept, would it?

It also might be dying because its stenography.

Ah yes, the stupid, disgusting people who are somehow still skilled and clever enough to rob us blind. Anyway, this bloated, embarrassing racist needs to die yesterday.

She sucks all sexy like.

I’ve rarely agreed with anything more.

lmao

Also on Gov. Shapiro’s progress agenda for kids, abacus proficiency.

Hold on though…

Let’s go Metsoh never mind…

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

It doesn’t matter anyway because what they play isn’t baseball anymore.

Wow, that’ll be excruciating.

My favorite recurring Silver Age comic book character is jaded bystander who thinks everything is a publicity stunt.

May I make this suggestion that might help quell the conflict: The Harry Potter books grow increasingly slapdash and poorly written as the series progresses. You shouldn’t like them to begin with.

Look out, Triple-A! These guys are gonna… Pardon me, I’ve just been handed a note.

My beloved ‘The Paper’ was released on this day in 1994. A valentine, from the old site:

AI is "inevitable"? Like NFTs before it, like whatever bullshit techbro scam before that? You wanna know the only "inevitable" thing outside of death? Human creativity. Humans will create, inevitably. They will sacrifice, fight, & bleed just to create. And you will never stop that. You fucks.

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

Seeing people say AI is a tool that helps "working class people become writers" and its such bullshit. The process of learning and skill sharpening is labour, and its telling that there is work to be glamorized (being perceived as a Writer) and labour beneath people (learning to write)

I’m at ICE HQ

I remember when Cory Booker wasn’t a useless nonentity.

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This is (yesterday’s) daily He-Man.

So happy to see Lisa Kudrow continue to essay one of the great comedic performances in television history in the first episode of The Comeback’s third season.

This.

Peter Lorre passed away on March 23, 1964. ❤️

Bonus: Me!

So happy to see Lisa Kudrow continue to essay one of the great comedic performances in television history in the first episode of The Comeback’s third season.