How I feel.

Yes.

Boilerplate.

You know how Shatner has a rep for being a dreadful overactor? This is all the evidence you’d ever need. boxd.it/crzfUH

Perfect.

First sketch of the new year. Still playing with Clip Studio Paint.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Perhaps a strongly worded letter…

If Rubio had any balls, he’d just say “go fuck yourself” and call the next worthless dweeb.

Fucking pathetic.

There could be photos of Trump raping a third-grader stapled to a signed confession stapled to a photo of Trump signing the confession and absolutely nothing would happen. Give it up.

It won’t do anything but, yes.

“There will be a news conference today at Mar-a-Lago.”

Might not be the worst day to remind you Trump was elected, twice, and the national media has worked with him, hand-in-hand to make any scrutiny of his drooling, racist, fundamentalist, troglodyte followers a cultural hate crime. I don’t have a solution to that problem.

We can’t even see the Constitution in the rear-view from where we are at this point. Oh, and by the way, if you think a regime who does this will let you vote them out, you are hopelessly delusional.

It’s profoundly weird we cannot edit here.

Just one more disappointment... boxd.it/cpsdaF

You capture enemy combatants in a declared war. We just kidnapped a foreign head of state like thieves in the night because our leaders are evil men intent on permanent authoritarian rule.

Not sure what’s about to be worse, being a Venezuelan in Venezuela or being a Venezuelan in the United States.

Remember when Iraq invaded Kuwait and we knew that was wrong because oh, no, no one remembers that? OK.

Oh Jesus, this would would have driven Lou nuts.

He pardoned them because he’s going to need them again.

Hot take? Sabrina Carpenter is the perfect person for this.

You’d know what it meant if Charlie Kirk said it.

🎯🎯

If you see this, post a random image from your device.

sliwa correctly understanding that mamdani ran a very traditional campaign and thus surpassing the analytical ability of 80% if people who comment on politics for a living

We’re up to 75 entries. Some of them are even good. boxd.it/byY6Q/detail

I say, let’em crash. boxd.it/cnACWR

That’s one…

First movie of 2026? What the fuck else?

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?

And now the race to 10 movies begins so I can see my @letterboxd.social stats again.

We’re living in RoboCop.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

You can never have enough Golan. boxd.it/clu97F

Happy birthday to Sir Anthony Hopkins and Sir Ben Kingsley!

Eric Adams is what happens when a Starsky & Hutch slot machine is elected mayor of New York City.

She jyned the wrestlin’ farce but there wuz no pinshin. boxd.it/cl00vt

What you have to remember is, tons of these people post and think of nothing but anime.

The Substack algorithm promotes suicidal self loathing and paralyzing fear of success. And AI.

Got to get a Lacey in before the season ends. boxd.it/cjLYxbh

No one goes barefoot in a Hallmark movie.

I cry throughout the entire pre-title sequence of Disney’s Tarzan.

Imagine hating The Last Jedi in the first place, let alone still.

Come to Substack, where all but four people are shadow banned.

Boris Karloff is hilarious in this. You heard me.

Happy Nichelle Nichols’s birthday to all who celebrate!

AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce