a new friend (??)

editing 20+ pages of workproduct from home while walking 3.5 mph and getting 12k steps in. this is the life.

des and i keep watching "dick flicks" to expand my horizons as a tired lesbian whose interest in watching men on a screen is -56/1000 and generally they are very good but man. it has been months and i still want to give the creator of the fight club movie a swirly.

so sorry cotton candy grapes. i was unfamiliar with your game

Oh no… not you again

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

two stupid dogs

meeks

this little crybaby will wail for hours at me to make my bed so she can lay there for hours. the sheets are not good enough for her highness

my worksona looooooves to capitalize her sentences and use ellipses. my worksona has the mentality of a 50 year old and i appreciate her help

when will i learn to just do all my citations up front instead of relying on future me to find everything OH my god.

i lost my most recent sketchbook with all my cutie aki/kimi et al shit in it (boo) so now im using the sketchbook i used during sod/da5 and whenever i need a reminder that all my skills have not atrophied bc of Lawyerbrain i just turn the page and witness the gnarliest furries i have ever seen

Still working on these sketches but it’s always a bad idea to think about playing someone’s ex fiancé………

had a wonderful time on my honeymoon but cruise ship crud STRIKES YET AGAIN. only cure may be the latest wolfq update I fear….

moon's companion 🌙

I personally think AI gen stuff is ugly and super bad for the environment and I don’t think it’s fun!! Sorry!!!

nothing hits quite like having an OC you ship with your friend's OC and your chat is just putting them in Situations. extremely excellent, only thing that's keeping me sane these days, highly recommend.

me: another day another dollar coworker: haha you said it boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary

People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

Me seeing people in their 30s achieving artistic goals they never dreamed possible and slowly internalizing the idea that your 30s are not late in life and that I don’t need to be perfect in my 20s nor fear aging or fear I won’t have time to create what I love

tamagotchi went off during a work meeting twice yesterday. hope it means the other attorneys know im having way more fun than they are

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

Hey I just wanna stress something that is always true but in this presidency and political climate is double triple quadruple true: no matter your industry, never ever ever trust HR. Confide in them nothing. You’re not disabled, you’re not trans, whatever. They are beholden to their bosses. Not you.

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer

soooo hard to finish any art lately ... come on ellie

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff