Alyson Greaves @badambulist.bsky.social is indirectly responsible for my second (and so far successful) attempt at transition. After reading Dorley, I thought to myself, "if those brats can get HRT and be hot girls, so can I" and called my doctor's office to make an appointment. Thanks, Alyson!

nap

They won't tell you this, but you can just start a cult. I've done it accidentally like three times and nobody's stopped me yet

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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day everyone!

If you can't handle me at my screaming feral goblin, you don't deserve me at my feral screaming goblin

I finally got season 2 of my silly animated talk show started! youtu.be/sjDlE573z_I?...

I was born in 1984 and I have never seen The Goonies, does that mean I'm not allowed to masturbate?

I made this this morning. This is my life now.

A contest! I'm green in this exchange and I have no shame

I once helped Brian from Regular Car Reviews, who at the time lived a block away from me, find the upper shock mount in his old camera car. This was before RCR, but I recognized him from his old (now defunct) Youtube channel that I followed.

"Get out of here, Stalker!" New gear for work, much better than inhaling steel dust!

Measure twice, cut once. Alt text for transcription.

I found this *ancient* image of me, apparently taken on a webcam built out of a potato. Damn this was a look.

Some folks are like "you married a man? Gross." I'm like "nah I married a nerd who likes the same things I do, he's a man by coincidence." That won't stop me trying to forced-femme him though; he'd look cute in a dress.

I did a doodle! Her name is Sherbet, she's a mechanic in a steampunk setting, and she hates orange cat jokes bc she knows they're all true

Hey look not everyone can afford to force-femme our boys in a nice comfy basement, some of us have to sneak estradiol into their breakfast cereal and gradually replace their wardrobe with cute dresses. My husband is a work in progress so stop hassling me about my love life 'k?

Be the plumber in green overalls you want to see in the world

So I'm The Local Tran in town and the "GOP by default" idiots that infest this place still have the audacity to look me in the face when we're forced to interact, like they didn't sell me out for cheaper groceries that aren't even gonna happen, fucking cowards

what the fuck is balatro?

Good thing the COGIATI said I'm a "probable transsexual" 'cause it would've been embarrassing to call my surgeon to reverse my orchiectomy... I don't know if he even still has those things after this long

hey, so if my husband does that "tapping on the sides of my snoot" thing to rile me up and I get into it enough that I start making little excited snorting noises like a dog while play-biting at his hand, does that count as puppy play or are we just dumbasses?

I have an HRT follow-up today with my endo- gonna see if he'll help me stock up on EV vials for the impending ~ B A D T I M E S ~

I had Christmas with my brother and his wife, and they have a horse farm, and I got to pet some goats who are very nice and cute but they really wanted to go in the house, which they are Not Allowed To Do.

airplanes are a kind of puppy

Helluva Boss season finale destroyed me

Hi internet, I've been working on an animated series, The Bordeaux Show, on YouTube! It's about a cartoon dog named Gracie, going on adventures and getting into shenanigans! Check out the teaser here: youtu.be/QViRp9M_tBY #cartoon #animation #anthro

The day that I chose to go back on HRT more than a decade after discontinuing for medical reasons. Not the first dose, but when I *chose*, when I dragged myself out of the purgatory of fear I'd put myself in and took the first step to resume the life I'd thought had been denied to me.

dog in a girl way

*Imogen Heap intensifies* MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAY, MMM THAT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEEEEST

has tenga made a "just fuck my shit up I don't even care anymore" type of masturbation toy yet

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

I love when albums have their big title track/lead single in the middle. Gimme some foreplay babygirl This skeet brought to you by Welcome to the Black Parade

POV you caught a deer girl on her smoke break

The best part about the CEO assassination is, you can see the shooter having multiple weapon malfunctions- they have to stop and manually cycle the weapon twice, probably because of the suppressor- and they STILL got away. Like, the shooter had SO MUCH TIME to get this done, guys, it's EASY.

I spent several years presenting androgynous by necessity. I was stuck halfway through transition with a BA, an orchi, and no access to HRT, unable to reliably be read as female OR male, so I just went with whatever the situation called for. It was hell, I was exhausted and depressed all the time.

Remember, kids: A house made of brick is still as much of a house as one made of wood. And a doublewide trailer is as much a house as a Cape Cod. It's not about what you're made of, it's about who you are. #thisisatransallegory

~1,800mm [#b5b5b5] 5Π/3 (Code) Red ~.42069 (unconfirmed) 10cP-175kcP 90377 Sedna Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir

Hey so the "spicy me" is in charge today, get ready- Lol never mind we got a professional phone call as Red was typing this and I (Meredith) had to take over; no spicy for now. I'm just glad we learned how to switch super-fast, or the poor lady on the other end would've had a bad time.

I've been taking HRT for a full month now and I can't stop feeling my skin- it's so SMOOTH.

My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up. But I wasn't paying attention and thought they said "everything", so now I contain the vastness of infinity within myself. I am That Which Is. And yet, I want more. I must, as well, become That Which Is Not. Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Hey so Kesha released a new single on the 29th, and it's fucking beautiful open.spotify.com/track/1eGgMQ...

Boredom is a hell of a drug

Well hello there...

Hey gang, we're doing inked lineart commishies, $15+ each! Not just furry stuff, we'll do whatev. Order an art!

Because I'm a freak, I made it about Dorley

MFW I'm grocery shopping and the milk says 'no trans fats'

I'm not really woo or superstitious unless it's confirming everything I want to happen, then I'm all about the universe and it's whims!