I wish I could enjoy coffee without it making me insomniac

Is knowing something is going to be bad and still doing it stupid, or just being adventurous in a fucked up way?

I thought Bluesky liked (p)layers

The most appropriate answer to the question Why is ex before why is that because role play and foreplay happen together

On the Count of Three (2022)

Nobody ever says, unlike regarding dogs that "We don't deserve cats", proving that cats are the scourge we are rightly being punished with

Woke up breathless in the middle of the night from a dream, wrote down "Jesus means *just because*" and went to sleep. I'm not even Christian

Ever had something just the opposite of a vivid dream where you went to places and saw visions that reaffirmed your life

I was better when I knew little about American culture.

In this economy?

Tom Rarely Waits

It's sad Bsky looks unaware about what's going on in Nepal

Spoken like you truly earned your PhD

Go to work every day and no one cares, miss one day and suddenly there's an emergency

Communist cats: WEOW

Them: If you were a bird which would you be Me : A double breasted saggy tit

Imagine how much money you can save on sunscreen and body lotions by being a werewolf

Slightly diminish a book Rumor of Things Past

The Five Horses of Doom

Slightly diminish a book Warnings and Punishment

I know I've been weird and stupid in the past but that doesn't mean I won't be insufferable in the future

Why is it that pictures/paintings of landscape doesn't move me any more

Roses are red Marigolds are fine--

Emily Sharp

dry swallowing my antidepressant medication so as to establish dominance

I'd be enigmatic too if da Vinci painted me

Jennifer Insurance

Wait WHAT

Is it just me or Lou Reed here looks like a clean shaven Frankenstein's monster

Kind of disappointing that a carpenter doesn't paint cars

I used to be young once. Overrated. Would not recommend.

If a girl says she likes cats, verify her claim by feeding her cat food

Slam poetry did more harm than good. It was the hobby of elite teens who wanted attention and did not care two hoots about what makes good poetry. Nobody cares about them now

Roses are red, Violets are dark,

When life gives you a cat, respond by saying Meow

Open for surprise

How to train your dragon was easy. Come to me when you've made How to train your cat

You can only write the kind of poetry you read.

One of the best savarna poets writing in English -- Arun Kolatkar is mostly unknown to the poetry reading public. Even his books are not readily available in the country. This is the state of the poetry genre. Even when there is a poet worth reading, he has been made obscure intentionally

Hardly anyone reads poetry in India. And the reason is the scarcity of good public poets in English. There are certain poets who are "acclaimed" just bc they belong to the ruling caste, rather than bc of any merit.

Wiser words have never been spoken

Having a dog and a cat as pets is kinda like having a son and daughter as your children. The son can't get enough food while the daughter has learnt to hunt to take care of her cravings

imagine sex with me wrong more forehead kisses

You'd not know by looking at the cuties that they are but a cat's teeth are extremely sharp. Don't ask how I know 😐

If I was President, I'd put 100% tariffs on people who own fat cats 😤

O my wise frens, can you please tell me why there are readers who choose to keep a paperback instead of a hard cover?

The glass is half full if you’re in the process of filling it up, and it’s half empty if you’re in the process of emptying it

If Americans were any more louder they would break the sound limit ngl

STOP THE GENOCIDE NOW!