So many sick burns 🔥 - Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel" - "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization

Take a bow #TeslaTakedown! The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started! Very proud of all of you!

Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣

Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf. Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.

If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos” Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too? Real one below: youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...

A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...

The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue

Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.

I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.

This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween. Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do

Return of the Crooked E bsky.app/profile/jeno...

I’d like to hear the best case from any auto expert for why the Cybertruck is NOT the biggest American auto flop of all time. (Often called a “steel man” or in this case “cast aluminum man”)

Flaming dumpster fire visuals are the perfect companion to Lutnick’s “hot tip”

1/ Dan McCrum, the brilliant Financial Times reporter who uncovered the massive Wirecard fraud, has a fascinating piece up about Tesla's very weird accounting, and the red flags it throws up: www.ft.com/content/62df...

Actual tactical vehicle

In our internal polling, among Democrats likely to vote in the spring Supreme Court election, 1% approve of Elon Musk. How many disapprove? 94%. I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.

Best video yet about #TeslaTakedown. Share with young normie dudes, Adam’s funny enough to radicalize a Rogan listener

Tesla just spent millions on a Kardashian “endorsement”, following Trump’s $100M endorsement. The “robot” in the shoot isn’t even commercially available. Kim charges $500K for an Instagram post so guessing this shoot was $5M-$10M. There goes marketing budget

“Special Elon Zone”: a man-cave where children (male) are seen and not heard, ex-wives can’t enter, and he’s mommy’s best boy forever.

Tesla is less popular than cancer in Germany

Cadillac EV is now offering a $2000 incentive for former Tesla owners!

That (totally insane/illegal) White House stunt buoyed Tesla yesterday, but it's back down ~3% today. Value has been halved since its high following election.

A Lysistrata style sex boycott is ultimate #TeslaTakedown solidarity. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

In a boycott like #TeslaTakedown, don’t be a jerk, but microaggressions are necessary and effective! Show thumbs down, and don’t be deferential, treat Teslas no better than a 20 year old Prius. It’s essential for maintaining solidarity. (Ask our union brothers and sisters how they treat scabs.)

An unfortunate fact about boycott economics is you can’t allow freeriders. I’m sure you bought your Tesla for the right reasons. If we let you free ride - no sale, no bumper sticker, nothing - it allows 100 lazy people to do and the boycott fails. You’re smart. Find a way to show solidarity!

From Reddit: “There are some uncontacted tribes deep in the Amazon rainforest that Musk and Trump forgot to insult so maybe they can try opening a Tesla dealership there.”

New “Sell Your Car” flyer image just dropped

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Get those Howard Hughes memes started

But Oshifer I purchashed Full Shelf Driving!

Great job!! TSLA is now the single worst performing stock YTD in the S&P500.

First milestone achieved #TeslaTakedown

Another reminder that Tesla’s dated interiors are very iPad 2008

Hard to imagine any other country wanting to depend on SpaceX services for national security needs. The US government has certainly used spare parts access as leverage but you dont see the CEO of Lockheed personally, publicly, and credibly threatening foreign leaders who use their equipment

Wasting Tesla sale staff's time is a GREAT way to help out. Don't give them any reason to suspect you aren't a serious buyer, and they have to play along. With the quarter ending, they're gonna be desperate for sales. Leverage that, keep them grinding for a sale that will never come! #TeslaTakedown

Still trying to “grok” how GSA shutting down 8000 EV chargers helps Tesla. Given Musk’s mad micromanagement and firing on a whim, his flunkies didn’t clear a massive EV cancellation? Conclusion: Musk foolishly stopped caring about Tesla. $TSLA bears take note #TSLAQ www.theverge.com/news/617235/...

Highly informed research note from an AI engineer and investor on SeekingAlpha. Bottom line: “There is little justification that Tesla should be valued at ~100 times forward earnings” seekingalpha.com/article/4765...

@alexwinter.com There’s an added bonus for anyone selling their Tesla! After you sell it, Tesla sends you a survey wanting to know why you sold it. This almost felt better than selling it. Let them have it! #TeslaTakedown

Trump began to poll in the negatives. Quite a coincidence everyone was fired that same day.

Tesla on track for its 7th straight weekly decline — the longest weekly losing streak on record. Tesla is now worth less than Eli Lilly. @cnbc.com $TSLA $LLY

In some languages, exploration and exploitation are the same word. Maybe Musk is, um. Not an. Um, native. English speaker.

Try Doing Something. Find your next local protest at teslatakedown.com

DIVEST is just as important as BOYCOTT

Steepest decline yet, steep as a 🦘 tail

Tesla drivers are used to having everyone give way to them on the road. Typical privileged luxury car owner behavior. How are they responding when drivers start cutting them off, walkers and bikers block their way? @vantazach.bsky.social good question for the forums

There might be an assumption that DOGE is bringing in incredible coders to replace bureaucrats. But that is not the case. Some DOGE members applied to the US Digital Service before Trump took office. None of them got very far, because they lacked basic skills. From a founding member of USDS.

Tesla sales numbers for February were just released for Norway, Tesla's most important test market for EVs. For January, down 30% compared to last year. We didn't know if it was a fluke or a trend. Sales for feb, compared to last year: DOWN 70% Time for investors to exit?

Today I learned you have to go to tribal casinos to buy a Tesla in some states. Quality branded experience