Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

Maduro was a tyrant. He stole the last election & betrayed Chavez's social justice revolution But this does not justify US aggression in violation of international law US must withdraw from Venezuela & keep its hands off the country's oil Free & fair elections now! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It’s so tediously boringly fucking obvious we’re being screwed over from a great height while governments utterly fail to protect the people who have elected them from billionaires preying on them. And you wonder where conspiracy theorists come from?

Genuinely public service here, by the wonderful @bertsbooks.bsky.social

Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting From the new Private Eye, out now.

In 2026, let's all try ab be more like @robinince.bsky.social and "keep yapping" about the things that matter.

#VinceGilligan is the absolute champion of writing morally ambiguous characters. #WalterWhite, #SaulGoodman and now #CarolSturka. I've never known a writer create characters that have me shouting, "Fuck yeah!" And "Fuck no!" With such conviction and in equal amounts #Pluribus

A little poem about love uk.bookshop.org/beta-search?...

We are very excited to finally announce, For the Record: An Incomplete History of Music. An 8 part docuseries coming to screens next June. The entire history of music, from The Big Bang to AI, in a way that's never been told before. Presented by the wonderful Charlotte Ritchie. View the trailer now.

And now here's your first look at the first poster for our massive new docuseries, For the Record: An Incomplete History of Music, that's out next year.

Watching #Relay, with Riz Ahmed and Lily James. It is pretty good, but for a film about secrecy and shady dealings, there sure is a lot of standing at big open windows...

Think about this. Did you hear trans panic headlines in the 2000s? No. Conservatives weren’t “worried” about trans people until the day they lost on Marriage Equality. Once they realized most of us are just fine with gay marriage, they needed a new wedge issue and started attacking trans people.

Gay sex causes earthquakes! Well, the earth does move for us! And LGBT survivors of barbaric NHS electric shock treatment speak out. The latest #PTFweekly newsletter is out Read & subscribe for FREE > https://mailchi.mp/67cb7698bad6/lgbt-survivors-expose-barbaric-nhs-abuse-13381686

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Wow, just WOW and not good WOW

Oi, Universe! Listen to James, ya bastard

A few tickets left for Nine Lessons on 19th December - an insanely excellent bill

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

Trans women will not be allowed to attend main #LabourWomensConference events Labour can fuck all the way off www.bbc.com/news/article...

OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.

2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.

Oh fuck off.

Despite what others may think , dehumanising trans people is just the start and before long people will say, “i didn’t know the trans haters wanted my rights too” @amnestyfeminist.bsky.social #translivesmatter #reproductiverights

I went at full pace on Sunday Morning Live this morning to try to fit in as much as possible - having just landed back from Toronto - I am now off to bed - I am on about 45 minutes in - after some nuns before some monks www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

If you don't want to see the hearing dogs, skip to 47:15 for @robinince.bsky.social talking about his amazing book on #SundayMorningLive www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002mxmk

We need a travel show with #MiriamMargolyes and #AlexanderSkarsgård, they were hilarious on #TheGNShow

new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old

A very welcome ruling in Northern Ireland - supporting that basic right of freedom of/from religion. The state - and state schools - should not teach a religion as truth or push it on children. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

Go and see this very funny and lovely man, you will have a lovely evening I promise

1/3 If you missed me at Thought Bubble last weekend… worry not… I have books for sale here too… 👉 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Simo... AND... FREE UK SHIPPING FOR A LIMITED TIME!😮 Including Rasp: Book 1! Shares appreciated forever!🙂

Hey hey!!! Don't forget that I have fresh copies of ALTIPLANO Graphic Novel available at my SHOP www.gustaffovargas.com/store including all my other Peruvian Cyberpunk Stories! Order yours now! 🤖🐆😎

A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women. Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻

Ok Football Gods, work your magic so #Scotland can play in Toronto. My best friend lives there and she owns a bar

I can't take that too often, vut YAAASSSSS!!!

WOW!!! #ScotlandDenmark

Wow, he looks just like him!

Thank you @hansoliton.bsky.social for allowing me to attend #Thoughtbubble by proxy and going round to say "Hi" to lots of my comic pals Next year, I'll be there in person

Scotland are lucky to be goung in, only 1-0 down. Gordon has kept it from being 4-0 #GreeceScotland #GreVsSco

Go see Simo at #ThoughtBubble this weekend and revel in the beauty of his art. I defy you not to swear when you see it.

I'll be seeing you up in beautiful Harrogate this weekend for another thrilling @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social! Find me in Bubble Boy at E7, surrounded by the gorgeous @normkonyu.bsky.social, @catfoodcomics.com, @gustaffovargas.bsky.social and @simoart.bsky.social among others!

James Dyson owns more UK land than the actual KING. But he pays an effective tax rate of LESS THAN 1%* on his total wealth. Here’s a novel idea @keirstarmer: to fund schools and hospitals, TAX THE BILLIONAIRES. 📍Station Lane, Bristol - near James Dyson’s £20m country estate Dodington Park

The BBC made Nigel Farage. Let that be the end of any nonsense that the BBC has a left-wing bias.

In Scotland " In a wee minute" is an elastic state of time and defies the laws of physics. #ScottishThings