for my norcal/central ca babes !! help protect ur communities & report ICE action !! (list from ccijustice.org)

am i one shot

ppl talking about "have empathy" when their activism started and ended with a black box in 2020

[bombing half the planet] haw haw whatchagonnado about it, power flows from a gun [watching one nazi get shot] please… not Violence

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

we need better aim!!!

just ate a handful of cashews and shook them in a fatherly way before consuming

hey guys long time no see. should i get bangs

the tea app but it's exclusively about men on twitch

eating sushi in my car and had to look around to make sure no one could see me shoveling the gargantuan end piece entirely into my mouth like a greedy hamster

my name is anderdingus

YOU 🫵 are the YOUNGEST 👶 person EVER 💯♾️😁

can't stop thinking about superman we finally have superman back i love you superman

i am currently pursuing a career in being an ex fiance

hey guys it's me, gooby

my best friend/roommate from college came to visit me for her 30th and suddenly all the flowers are blooming and there are rainbows and butterflies everywhere (life is beautiful)

The fascist turn in this country doesn’t purely come from MAGA. It’s in the blue cities that purge the homeless. It’s in TERF politics. It’s in the belief in a “strong border” just with slightly more due process. It’s the disdain for red states full of disenfranchised people.

plenty of progressive ppl live in red states/counties 😁 saying red states deserve what's coming to them is really gross 🤭 especially when it affects children 🤗

painting my nails BLUE 💙 as a form of resistance today 🙏 this will surely make an impact 😌

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

a single mom that works two jobs 😔 (pushing my grandpa in his wheelchair with one hand and taking care of my grandma's baby doll that she wants a break from with the other)

watching roger clark play rdr2 live while i'm replaying rdr2...life is worth living

spending my free time growing a pouch like a mother kangaroo so i can hold my friends inside it

i think if i hatched from an egg i could probably do it in record time like no one has ever seen anyone hatch from an egg so fast

(cw: sobriety talk / relapse ) . . . today would have been 1 year sober but i relapsed and nearly saw god 5 months ago so i'm kinda sad about it but this meme basically describes that night so let's just laugh about it instead 😁

a reminder that active duty military & national guardsmen have the right (& duty!!!) to refuse unlawful orders under the UCMJ 😁 pls call 1-877-447-4487 or visit girightshotline.org for free & confidential support

for my norcal/central ca babes !! help protect ur communities & report ICE action !! (list from ccijustice.org)

hungrily rubbing my belly whilst strolling thru the aquarium and imagining everything i'd eat with spicy cajun sauce 🤤

when i was a kid i used to eat corn on the cob really violently

he's...right behind me...isn't he?

just watched a little girl play pink pony club at a piano recital at a mormon church. life is beautiful

call my pussy jeb the way they clap for my bush

screaming and eating handfulls of maggots

my niece just asked "are you the protector?" out of nowhere...baby what does that mean and do i need to be afraid

trying to unwind before bed with 141 videos of a red hot nickel ball and they just brought out a gun

would a cis man like to mistreat me so we can see what bad things happen to you after i break things off

just taught my mom about he/him lesbians

Does anyone know if I’ve eaten today

ICE eat lead challenge 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

gooby is going to be our new pope it was just announced

noooooo please don't look at my notes app!!!! my detailed guesses for multiple seasons of the masked singer are in there!!!!!!!!!!

Getting ready to live another day of this tragically beautiful n poignant life I’m literally L-ing OL

when i’m eating truck stop subway that’s the real me

mr. big ears over here has a belly soooo full of chicken

petition to have couples argue in public more often (this is entertainment to a freaking psycho like me 😼)

actively trying not to crash out bc my dad ate my entire lunch while i was in the shower and he had just finished his own lunch ❤️