if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

for any one else confused about the news this morning, i looked it up. el paso means "the pass" in a language called spanish

Good job, Liz Lemley

Saving this one for later :)

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Truly one of the best

Very unfortunate/on theme abbreviation of the actor Chrisp Ratt.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

That was good.

They should make field goals harder.

What’s also great is reading the dialogue with Claude where it stops and says “I need to stop and be honest with you about something important” and reveals it deleted every single photo. Software built for dunces

Wow Greenday got old.

excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats

😁

HBO is 100% going to ruin Baldur's Gate. They'll make everyone queer and it'll be about refugees or something.

"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.

When you’re a manager, everything looks like an exploitable workforce. arstechnica.com/information-...

They should make baby food that stays in the baby’s mouth. I see no other solution to this problem.

This is a good video.

14 to 29 year-olds are gonna love this!

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

“We have the smallest trucks”

This is just Elon offloading all of his X debt onto his successful space company thats going to go public soon, isnt it? www.theverge.com/tech/872619/...

Guess that next @hbomberguy.bsky.social video is gonna take a bit longer.

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

My least favorite thing about being in my 30’s is how random eyebrow hairs will decide to grow a full inch overnight for seemingly no reason.

This is a good video.

Oh look it's the director of the new Amazon Prime film Melania with the world's most notorious pedophile and one of his victims

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

😢

I know things are negative right now, but there’s a really inspiring movie in theaters starting today about a woman who worked up from being Jeffrey Epstein’s employee to being his best friend’s wife.

I think it would be nice if it happened.

You can really feel the Klobmentum!

Even if this were true, would it be worth consigning yourself to a life of cleaning vomit out of your car’s carpet every morning before you go to work?

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

literally Trump is not the President. his TV calls the shots

Stoop Kids afraid to leave his stoop!

The article begins by complaining about the left calling “everything” fascism. BITCH THIS IS WHY WE CALLED IT FASCISM.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

its awesome how being right years ago brings absolutely no comfort

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L