Behold, the worlds most phallic seedling:

The Odyssey is about a form of toxic masculinity. It is about a guy who is so full of himself he refuses to ask for directions and almost gets himself and his comrades killed. Odysseus is the 7th century BC version of Clark Griswold.

The news seems constantly preoccupied in figuring out if some people in a country of 300 million people have bad opinions

Not to toot my own horn, but my car in the new Forza game is perfect.

I would like a “mute today’s discourse” function on this site. I would even be ok with AI doing it.

In the song Run Away With Me, Canadian pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen sings, “You’re stuck in my head, stuck in my heart, stuck in my body.” This is a reference to the character of Xehanort from the hit video game Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

Oh my god I do not care about the Washington post podcast being shitty or whatever.

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

If I had a nickel for every time Aaron Paul joined a Jonathan Nolan TV show based on an existing property in the third season, I'd have two nickels

This is a good game.

> @pittbaster.bsky.social: "I just had the dumbest thought: mix together Picard’s awkward laugh so it’s the main guitar riff from “Can’t Stop” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers." ... 🤔

SICK👏PEOPLE👏SHOULD👏DIE

Star Trek TNG: Episode 3 “The Naked Now” Damn they really wanted to get their money’s worth out of the flocking machine they bought for the pilot for when Q freezes that crewman and Tasha.

Me when my cat is present:

1.) this is the edgy version of those forum signatures that were like a bunny holding a sign that has your IP address and user agent string on it. 2.) it’s from an AI marketing firm.

destroying the trees themselves instead of the peaches is where this goes from unmitigated greed into actual evil

Console prices at launch are now early bird discounts.

I like the Minions.

This website is Westworld for internet-poisoned millennials. It’s an opportunity to relive the glory days of our youth, sticking it to the weirdly petty and capricious forum mods.

Do you think James McCloud named his mercenary group after his son, or did he name his son after is mercenary group?

horrible day to find out that fox was also in the files

it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal

Star Fox 64 is immaculate.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

I saw Shrek in theaters in 2001 and when All Star played during the opening credits I thought "It's weird they chose such an outdated song" because it was originally a tie-in single for the 1999 superhero satire Mystery Men

• drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

Everyone is getting the order wrong 1. The Phantom Menace 2. Attack of the Clones 3. Revenge of the Sith 4. A New Hope 5. The Empire Strikes Back

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Happy May 4th

What the hell www.newyorker.com/culture/prog...

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

the biggest tech companies in the world are endorsing a new bill that would shove AI onto kids in school www.404media.co/literacy-in-...

Get you a man who looks at you the way Data looks at Wesley after pulling him out of a stream with one arm.

TNG is so fucking good.

Man, the Blu-ray transfer of Star Trek: The Next Generation really looks amazing. Those leather chairs on the bridge look comfy af.

The Assassination of the Mandalorian by the Coward Grogu

Linux: Click update, see a readout of exactly which components are being updated. Takes 5 minutes. Maybe you need to restart. Windows: Click update, progress remains at 5% for 20 minutes. 10 minutes later tells you you need to reboot, computer reboots 2-3 times. Maybe the update applied.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Guess what?

In the most recent episode of Daredevil, Wilson Fisk pronounces Albany like “al-bany” instead of “all-bany”, thus proving Fisk is a fake New Yorker.

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

Class president election populism. “When I get elected, I’ll make all the vending machines free! And no more weekend homework!”