Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Never fell into the Homestuck pit back in the day Tried the pilot for the animated series. I don't get it

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

“Voting for Trump is good for business”

Someone continuing to use Twitter is only barely tolerable. People who insist on using US TikTok once Israel takes it over will deserve nothing but the harshest scorn

What I find craziest about this is you can just put whatever you want in the National Mall

Uploading gifs from your phone is neat and all… but I’m still on the app version that doesn’t support verified checkmarks and they’d have to pay me to give that up

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

Every town should have a drive in theatre

Go watch Nezha 2

Actually brilliant of Target to determine that they need to sell even more expensive shit in order to fix their woes when Americans are watching their spending with the most scrutiny since 2008.

please I'm dying lmaoooo

well fuck

I don’t care if you don’t want to read a review of Smurfs (2025). No one really wants to read a review of Smurfs (2025). Still, though, read this, because it is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

I understand this is supposed to be cute, and it is, kinda. Also rather horrifying

Haha sure

it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here

I ALMOST FORGOT

Oh my god

The Epic games deal is literally never worth it. Do I think its silly PC players do the gamer equivalent of exclusively shopping at one grocery store in particular? Yes. But many people do apparently exclusively shop at Kroger's and because of that Alan Wake 2 took years to make a profit-

its ok guys, South Park made donald trumps tiny penis talk so everything is gonna be fixed now

Bsky poster: the REAL Battlefield 6 will be the midterms!"

What a game

Missed last week due to a health scare in the family so I didn’t feel like it but we’re back to weekly Cafe

Crumbl cookies are ass holy. Yes I want to eat floury mush topped with a pound of sickly sweet frosting

I’m not really a historian but the only difference is the level of visibility. One day Romans realized nobody was coming to fix the bridges. You saw that all bridge fixers got laid off 4 months ago on social media

We need to invest in “if someone you follow reposts something, you do not see it again if someone else reposts it” technology. Everyday on Bsky is the same 2-3 posts reposted 7 times

this is basically how I feel about rainbow capitalism is it obviously insincere horseshit? yes it is still much better for society as a whole that companies are expected to performatively signal their support for marginalized people, it helps set the norms we’re seeing the alternative now

the benefit of a moderate position remains unclear to me. why is it good just because it's moderate—especially when one side is nazis

I gotta say, I know every industry is run by evil people, but I do not understand why people work in games

“I voted for somebody that won!” 🥲

If your reaction to hearing about a bunch of children dying in a flood in Texas is to make a snappy comment about how red states deserve it then you should fuck off and lock yourself in a closet until you can develop the actual fucking empathy and political understanding of an adult

More important than the anniversary of a failed state.

Stunning and brave I know but my partner and I aren’t doing anything for the 4th. We just feel ill

Phil Spencer needs to be boiled alive

Yooooooo you just gotta make the character cry and people will give you 80k???

Silly me

Maybe good things can happen

Put a quarter in the dusty vending machine in the building’s basement on the slim chance I’d see deity or gain superpowers. I’m feeling things in my tummy I think it’s working.

If Cuomo wins young people will never vote in an election again

Gonna be honest I'm not sure if Expedition 33 is really served by having two tragic endings

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

if fiction isn't problematic or romanticized what is even the point

Rubber bullets are NOT meant to be skipped off the ground. I don't know how this misinformation hasn't died already. Police are trained to aim impact munitions at the belt line (lower torso), legs, or arms. Manufacturer's instructions agree with this also. Please stop spreading this weird info.