DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years. 🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail! 🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

this is an important victory in our global war against the fast casual chains that hate eating

Horses pump their blood through their bodies with their feet as well as with their hearts

Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview. If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.

Every single member of this administration should be put in prison

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

People deep in AI psychosis are hysterical

Hey @radiodeadair.com another one for the "Don't Trust Public QR Codes" file

New York City is truly the greatest city in the world

Baseball is the funniest game ever made

if you're wondering why the global rise of right wing fascism is happening its because every supposed opposition party does not fight, loses, and then gets mopey when they lose while refusing to internalize what happened

If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

We have got to get tech bros out of leadership

I don't think people who aren't the target of such laws realize how upsetting it is to simply read headlines like this it adds up over a lifetime, you know to know you are so hated, to have to always be on the lookout for creeps and chuds who would do you harm given the chance it's tiring

does this count as a ghost kitchen

Guess I’ll die then

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Never fell into the Homestuck pit back in the day Tried the pilot for the animated series. I don't get it

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

“Voting for Trump is good for business”

Someone continuing to use Twitter is only barely tolerable. People who insist on using US TikTok once Israel takes it over will deserve nothing but the harshest scorn

What I find craziest about this is you can just put whatever you want in the National Mall

Uploading gifs from your phone is neat and all… but I’m still on the app version that doesn’t support verified checkmarks and they’d have to pay me to give that up

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

Every town should have a drive in theatre

Go watch Nezha 2

Actually brilliant of Target to determine that they need to sell even more expensive shit in order to fix their woes when Americans are watching their spending with the most scrutiny since 2008.

well fuck

I don’t care if you don’t want to read a review of Smurfs (2025). No one really wants to read a review of Smurfs (2025). Still, though, read this, because it is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

I understand this is supposed to be cute, and it is, kinda. Also rather horrifying

Haha sure

it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here

I ALMOST FORGOT

Oh my god

The Epic games deal is literally never worth it. Do I think its silly PC players do the gamer equivalent of exclusively shopping at one grocery store in particular? Yes. But many people do apparently exclusively shop at Kroger's and because of that Alan Wake 2 took years to make a profit-

its ok guys, South Park made donald trumps tiny penis talk so everything is gonna be fixed now

Bsky poster: the REAL Battlefield 6 will be the midterms!"

What a game

Missed last week due to a health scare in the family so I didn’t feel like it but we’re back to weekly Cafe

Crumbl cookies are ass holy. Yes I want to eat floury mush topped with a pound of sickly sweet frosting

I’m not really a historian but the only difference is the level of visibility. One day Romans realized nobody was coming to fix the bridges. You saw that all bridge fixers got laid off 4 months ago on social media

We need to invest in “if someone you follow reposts something, you do not see it again if someone else reposts it” technology. Everyday on Bsky is the same 2-3 posts reposted 7 times

this is basically how I feel about rainbow capitalism is it obviously insincere horseshit? yes it is still much better for society as a whole that companies are expected to performatively signal their support for marginalized people, it helps set the norms we’re seeing the alternative now