Really cool how I get a notification from Nextdoor literally everyday about a major accident on the highway near me. Cars r cool

Got suspended for 3 days for saying Elon should “keep himself safe” in a post from last year lol

The last Windows security update broke my shit for like a week while I tried to fix it

Social Security now pays out at 67 and won’t exist when today’s young people are ready to retire My cousin graduated in 2024 and still can’t find an entry level job in their field. To be < 30 in the US is to be doomed to work dead end jobs until you die. I’m sure the authors brunch was delicious.

Bsky when you say lolicon is gross

This dumb ass app keeps signing me out for no reason I can only assume it’s because of vibe coding

The next time an Italian yells at you for cooking something wrong remind them that their entire food culture is fake and was largely invented after World War 2

They remade Star Fox 64 for the 5th time and after the Mario movies I kinda think we need to do to Miyamoto what they did to Jacques in The Last Duel

Oh my god I hate food poisoning. It’s 4:30pm and I’ve been miserable since 1am last night

"The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan"

annoying thing i see sometimes is the impulse of progressives to act like religions other than christianity are somehow more valid because they weren't as much of a part of western colonialism but personally i dont think magic is real at all

FF14 has replaced baseball on Bsky

Pragmata is really fucking good

Discovered an entire subsection of Rykard’s dungeon I’d never seen before lol

I’ve received word that the Molotov is stable Please god

Fucked around in Elden Ring yesterday on a whim and encountered an enemy I had never seen before. Granted it was just an extremely large version of a more common one but this game continues to surprise me after nearly 300 hours and 5 playthroughs.

Hey Dems who called for Trumps removal today? You have two weeks to maintain that energy. We’re watching

I don’t understand why anyone else cares either. Is it that easy to forget why this is happening? It’s all just key jingling and you’re falling for it

These people are so funny

You cannot get me to care about any of Trump’s vanity projects. Even if they’re about space. ESPECIALLY if they’re about space. A moon colony, fucking seriously.

i love the ban message we have on the r/killthecomputer subreddit

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Your last Harry Potter purchase is now funding trying to deny trans women from swimming in a pond now.

This is the Onion at its best

Yelling at Bsky devs is fun, but you cannot save people lost in a brain fog caused by the pleasurable lies machine. They do not exist in material reality. Everything they see, every thought they have, is passed through a film. Just do it for your own enjoyment.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

*reddit atheism beams firing out of my third eye* you should demand that the pope (head of a pedophilic organization) excommunicate every major republican politician (members of a competing pedophilic organization)

Tony Gilroy on his approach if he were President of Lucasfilm “If I did that job, I would rather go down swinging. I’d rather go down in flames. As low-risk as my life is, my creative life is pretty high-risk, so I’d like to swing away. Safety has never been one of my navigational principles"

Excellent work Agent Spencer Return to HQ

Kena was the best new announcement btw

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

Imagining wanting less of this in America lol. Skill issue

Oh shut up

Do every animator you follow a favor and dont reply with that list of Adobe alternatives in their rightfully distressed posts about losing the core of their workflow you are not helping They know already. That is not the problem.

It’ll be amusing if Highguard launches and it turns out to be a similar situation to Apex Legends

This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?

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End of year 2025 movie tierlist woo

I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026

Watched the first episode of Firefly. This is the most explicitly racist thing I’ve ever seen

If you think like the people in this screenshot please block me

A good sign that Will is only concerning-trolling instead of actually wanting to help is how he outright ignores Kat trying to talk to him and also what she wrote in her article.

i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me

Why would I use the bad website that makes me feel bad