The Wikipedia page for the "Confusing Bumblebee" does not explain why it is called the "Confusing Bumblebee". This, in itself, is confusing.

Spent the weekend in Brighton to see some friends and catch Do The Thing at the fringe! Realised I've never really drawn them properly so wanted to give that a go. I like how it came out 🙂 #dothething #brightonfringe #digitalart #musicalimprov

Me: 1...2...1,2,3,4 [plays a song at a completely different tempo]

It's an erly stream today, so come get in the sea with me and @samrae.bsky.social in Subnautica 2! www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...

Absolutely dystopian

New episode of Contrived & Insufferable with @stellartim.bsky.social and Jenny Haufek: Listen here or subscribe on your podcast listener of choice. on.soundcloud.com/CukuOK4cbwOp...

A little preview of my upcoming ep. No release date yet: samrae.bandcamp.com/album/untitl...

[Chess tournament] Commentator 1: the newcomer from Brighton has done it again, he's used the Winslow gambit for the 8th time. Commentator 2: that's right, Rick. He's moving his pawns backwards, converting them to kings and storming the board with an avalanche of royalist fury.

Planning on streaming at 8pm uk time. Just trying to confirm that Retro Rewind doesn't use AI poop

this wouldn’t let me go…. @samrae.bsky.social i. hope you like it?

For the first time in 5000 years, I've actually finished a track. I'm hoping to get 3-4 together and release a short single/EP. Are people interested in hearing it before that?

richtig und wichtig! important words in light of bandcamp friday on May1st! check out @samrae.bsky.social's cool lofi beats! samrae.bandcamp.com/album/lo-fi

How am I only now finding out how incredibly brain itching Mr. Sam Rae’s music is? You tell me the guy who makes music with this other guy whose music i like makes music i also like? What a revelation

Quite the discovery on the hard drive of @samrae.bsky.social Nice try *DELETE*

New Episode of Contrived & Insufferable out now! on.soundcloud.com/q0RAlctYqKgR... Please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts

There's no 16:00 stream today because circumstances. I may stream later on but @stellartim.bsky.social is rehearsing by putting pinecones in his trousers and standing in a river.

If you want to leave a voicemail for the Contrived & Insufferable gang you can do so at: contrivedpod.com/voicemail Give us a topic, ask a question, bully @stellartim.bsky.social, tell us which host is best (some cherry picking may occur).

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

The list of questions a vet will ask to determine if your pet is healthy is basically the same as what a doctor will ask to see if you're healthy: - eating normally - normal poops - normal wee wees - unhappy / lethargic / irritable / agitated - sleeping ok

It's a sleep deprivation special today so extra fun! @samrae.bsky.social and I will be strangling each other in @brainmage.bsky.social 's delightful "I Will Strangle a Horse". Equines beware, 4pm UK time TODAY!

Things that make basketball coaches angry: their team doing badly Things that make basketball coaches seemingly even angrier: their team doing well

This should be at 4pm BST as long as Tim has woken up from his nap. Twitch.tv/thebrothersmeredith

I'ts our STREAMAVERSARY today so let's do a little extra bonus stream to mark the occasion. Join @samrae.bsky.social and me at 7pm UK time www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...

Episode 2 of Goblins! which follows our pilot episode will be released on June 22nd! We're then planning on releasing episodes weekly. Thank you for your patience and we can't wait for you to hear what we've been working on.

@stellartim.bsky.social is still out at work helping make sure some lovely musical theatre stars sound amazing when their show opens later today. In the meantime @samrae.bsky.social and I are going to do a little stream! 4pm BST Twitch.tv/thebrothersmeredith

Release date announcement coming later today!

Streaming now over on twitch. Making some music with erin Twitch.tv/contrivedpodlive

Heads up stream watchers, no stream today as I'm working but @samrae.bsky.social and I hope to stream tomorrow afternoon as it os a bank holiday, will keep you posted!

I'm creating a new twitter clone that updates your tweets to make them temporally correctly. If you say "I am streaming in one hour" then after you stream it will update to "I was streaming but now I'm not" and if you die it updates to "I AM TRAPPED IN A TARTARUS OF MY OWN CREATION".

This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"

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We're recording a new episode of Contrived & Insufferable soon. Remember that you can contact us by emailing: hello at contrivedpod dot com If you have topics, questions, ideas for bullying @stellartim.bsky.social, things to pick on @stellartim.bsky.social about, anything: get in touch!

This is today! In less than and hour! Come and watch @stellartim.bsky.social and @samrae.bsky.social make a song!

If the "Katie" who very kindly bought Lo-Fi (samrae.bandcamp.com/album/lo-fi ) last year see this: I've added the other tracks which you should automatically have access to. If not, lmk and I'll get them to you somehow.

MUSIC samrae.bandcamp.com/album/lo-fi

Making a game where you play as a WWI soldier recovering in a field hospital and you have to complete rhythm games to write letters and poems for your sweetheart back home (the letters are never received).

Join us today at 4pm UK time today for some definately being murdered by a horrible giant in Valheim! www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...

Maybe when people die they become ghosts and when ghosts die they become geese and when geese die they become people and that's why there's always the exact same number of people, ghosts and geese.

Come and join @stellartim.bsky.social and me for some Medieval fun over at www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...

Hello kind people! STREAM UPDATE! ...sorry, that was loud. Due to stupid work I am working Sunday so there will be a stream today at 7pm UK time instead. Join @samrae.bsky.social and I for rescheduled fun (the best kind) www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...

I once played my girlfriend-at-the-time's younger sibling at Wii Badminton and I whooped them really badly because they were like 8 or 9, and then they burst into tears and I realised I hadn't even considered letting them win. Their mum just said, "Well, they have to learn some time". I felt bad.

(One of those videos where they release an animal back into the wild) The vet opens the cage and everyone makes encouraging cooing noises. Oily tentacles creep and slap and slither out the cage causing the video signal to degrade and crackle. The spectators ooh and aw in delight.

It's a little secret Euro Truck stream, don't tell Sam www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...

We're back streaming today at 4pm UK time being regular human owners of a human gas station providing you with I assume human gases...join for gas! @samrae.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...

If Camel Spiders predate camels shouldn't camels be called "camel spider camels"?

The BBC, quite consciously, sets out to demean and belittle trans people. This is both morally contemptible and in breach of its Charter obligations. We've made it super easy for you to write to the BBC and tell it to stop. Please use - and share with your networks. goodlaw.social/2j5q

Is this outsider art?

Number go big

Me, finishing my first hand made piano as an apprentice: [steps back, squints] how many keys on a piano? Old piano master: 88 Me: 88? Opm: 88 Me: not 888 Opm: no, just 88 Me: ah Opm: yeah Me: yeah