If campanologists were into photography they'd take one photo of every possible pose from every possible angle and then declare photography "complete".

Hey @stellartim.bsky.social I found a zone where you... if you were in a zone ... if they put you in a zone and you were supposed to be in that zone ... hey if there was a zone where... if you were a zone and the zone... wait... hey Tim there's a zone where you should be in the zone...

As Tim and I won't be streaming at our usual time on the MereBros channel, I will be, heroically, streaming some PowerWash Simulator 2 at 16:00 UK Time www.twitch.tv/contrivedpod...

Its time for an argument! Join @samrae.bsky.social and I in RV There Yet? A game where you doing and smoke your way through the majesty of nature. LIVE NOW!

If you're using AI to make your dogshit voice overs for content,can you run it past your fucking ears to see if it sounds like absolute dick skin or not? Can you just give it a quick once over with that ball bearing you call a brain? You piss-soaked tea towel of a homunculus.

@wanadevstudio.com Twitch.tv/thebrothersmeredith

It's STREAM 800! As a special Halloweekend treat it's a scary game that Sam and I will hate! Join us at 4pm UK time today for Co-Op alien terrors in Species: Unknown 10 Points to the first person to spot when I become genuinely angry at @samrae.bsky.social because im too alarmed to be reasonable

BEWARE THE TIME, IT SHALL KILL THEE! Which is to say the UK clocks have gone back so stream is starting NOW! Were collecting skulls again. @samrae.bsky.social

Come and join @stellartim.bsky.social and me now @ www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm... It's an hour early for you but not for us because time zones and day light savings?

IT'S AN EARLY STREAM DAY! I'm a plus one to a fancy event I'm definately not fancy enough for so we are starting at 1PM UK time today! Come peep at @samrae.bsky.social and I with your peeping globes

Join @stellartim.bsky.social and me for some Medieval Dynasty at 17:00 UK Time. No doubt we'll be deforesting somewhere in eastern Europe. www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...

Due to Vigin Media being and ANUS it's an Uncle Sam hosted stream today with me on the video link, come marvel at his POV. LIVE NOW! @samrae.bsky.social

So what's the deal with Domestika? You subscribe and you pay for the courses? What if you buy the course and the sub expires? Do you lose access? What did you buy then?

Who else would you trust with heavy equipment on Mars other than @samrae.bsky.social and me? I don't want an actual answer. Join us at 4pm UK for some Mars First Logistics! @ianmaclarty.com

I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.

Why do Hideo Kojima and that dicknut David Cage think that games are movies? Games is games, movies is movies and pretzels is the same, don't get it twisted, bro.

hey @stellartim.bsky.social did you hear that the 18th element in the periodic table came out as non-binary and left? Yeah they used to be here but now they argon.

The FNV community's obsession with Joshua Graham is absolutely baffling to me. That whole DLC was tedious and annoying. I do not get it. He's just a sort-of-but-not-really reformed slave owner and religious nut who's building a cargo cult and exploiting the locals.

Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied TICKET LINK BELOW!

Right, let's have another go about getting some BiG PEAK ENERGY TODAY AT 4PM UK TIME

Just took my blood pressure, and it's 8000 over 7. If you don't believe me, check the attached PHOTO documentary PROOF.

In an incredibly detailed report (it's almost 80 pages, tiny font), a top independent human rights commission has concluded Israel is committing genocide. The Pillay Commission report was released today (I'm still working my way through it) www.bbc.com/news/article...

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

Trans rights are human rights but from now on, every time Alice Caldwell-Kelly eats on mic, I'm going to buy a Harry Potter book.

why did they bother making this jeans ad if they weren't going to cast Jacob Wysocki and Lou Wilson in it?

Time to clamber, the boys will tumble. Let's PEAK! Starting at 4pm UK time. I promise not to shout at @samrae.bsky.social

make it exist first: [an absolutely dogshit piece of art] you can make it great later: [the exact same piece of dogshit art]

I spoke to the BBC in a conversation about sensitivity reading yesterday! Starts at about the 45 minute mark. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Wait a second... is USB-C absolute dog piss? It seemed like a good idea. It all seemed to be working OK but the sockets on everything are loose as hell and the cables break after 10 minutes. Is it... bad?

Abiotic Factor lulls you in a false sense of banality by having pretty run-of-the-mill enemies, with a few exceptions early on... and then... that one guy shows up, wheezing and wobbling around and you think "now this is the good stuff".

The philosophy of the show House is wildly stupid.

me: what kind of tape should you not make an autistic person use? my partner, exasperated: i don't know me: masking tape partner: [screams]

We are recovering from the big fundraiser stream yesterday so no stream today. BUT you can see the show and support the fundraiser still, so go watch it on our YouTube and the link to that and the crowdfunder is below! @samrae.bsky.social

I'm planning on streaming at 4pm UK in Tim's absence. He is currently knee deep in mud somewhere. Join me over at twitch.tv/contrivedpodlive

If you don't put Primm Slim in charge, you're a fucking cop.

I can't be a misojinus i can't even spell myssoginust Mistog- Mysocinquest Myster link vest Mistoggonest Lady hater

I got pulled into a parallel dimension where everything is the same except wah-guitar is for sci-fi and theremin is for porn.

${recently_dead_celebrity}'s passing reminds me of the time I met ${rdc} and they said to me "wow, you are truly an inspiration to me." and I said, "you're too kind", and ${rdc} held me by the shoulders, looked into my eyes and said "you are the reason I make ${artform}". Truly a wonderful person.

What if I DID have a mouse in my pocket? What then? Would you be cool with me referring to the mouse as an equal partner in this enterprise? Does the mouse get a fucking vote, Gary? Who's making pension contributions for the mouse,Gary?

Singer: 🎵 I'm so alone lonely lonely lonely no one to talk to lonely lonely alone on my own 🎵 Bassist, mouthing to the drummer: this fucking guy Drummer: right? I'm always here to talk to Guitarist: pedals... pedals... my lovely pedals

Things are remaining steamy as we Date Everything on stream today at 4pm. We WILL NOT, however, be dating that stupid cat clock... See you later perverts. @samrae.bsky.social

Why is no-one making tofu "chicken" wings? Meat chicken wings are basically a deep fried batter and buffalo sauce delivery system. I'd be perfectly happy with a boneless, meat-free, beer-battered nugget of tofu with buffalo sauce.

Shoebody do bop shoebody do bop shoebody do bop shoebody do Shoebody do do do do do Bop Shoebody do do do do do Bop www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNt...

The Venn diagram of "people who vape" and "people who litter" is a circle.

The wonderful folks behind Stellar Firma will be running a live stream to help raise funds for my husbands visa! The stream will be a preview of their upcoming live show on Nov 7th in Brighton! #stellarfirma @stellartim.bsky.social @samrae.bsky.social @goblinspod.bsky.social #livestream

Is it a problem,do we think, that the worst, most selfish, manipulative, narcissistic and abusive people are also hearing the uplifting, motivational messages online and taking that as encouragement for their terrible behaviour?

I like my coffee like I like my men: soaked in liquid CO2, to remove the caffeine, freeze dried and with a huge fucking hog.