probably the least recognisable model i’ve ever seen. first person to guess what it is gets a sticker

Skeletor Skeletaris Skeletatur Skeletamur Skeletamini Skeletantur

hi please show me your genitals to prove youre not a pervert

But have you asked yourselfe about the creatyve possibilityes of the homogenizing grotesque death robot that doth make the planet a waste lande? Have you thoughte harde enough about how you mighte be able to use it yn your owne creative art?

Jeff Bezos havinge opiniouns on the economye ys lyke a pickpocket havinge opiniouns on pants

Me: 1...2...1,2,3,4 [plays a song at a completely different tempo]

eddie finds it very comfortable

i am now the proud owner of a contrived and insufferable shirt ^^

a boiled pot never watches

Five weeks to go! We have now recorded all the episodes and are busily working away to get them ready for you.

Got home after a wretched week and my washing machine is now showing an error code. This is, and I cannot stress this enough, not an ideal Friday evening. I have done some Big Swears. Fuck knows what my neighbours think

Bro. Watch out. She's changing your trade rules to Random. You're cooked bro.

made a third fish

glorious as always

Multiple Tim’s legs have appeared all over the world! @stellartim.bsky.social

this wouldn’t let me go…. @samrae.bsky.social i. hope you like it?

kinda wish i could become a fish

i’ve made. a second fish.

made. a fish. to sew on my jacket. took everything out of me. fucking burnout

my little brother just called me cringe for vaping ;-;

wanted to dance into may but my migraines are catching up with me :(

ahhh you remembered! :D

Still can't get over that guy on the tube who, when I told him I'd written a 13k word game (we were talking about games, I wasn't harassing strangers), said "oh, and did you use AI for that?" What? No! Fuck you! I told you that *I* wrote it, you tit! What would be the POINT, otherwise?

showed my godfather some art and he asked if its ai. literally could not have insulted me worse come on man.

If you like: * Shrek * Rap * The idea of aggressive confectionery Then this video is for you. I sincerely think that some of my best writing is in this. Deeply, deeply silly - BUT!...very well crafted, dammit. #poetry #gingerbread #rap #shrek5 #Shrek #spokenword

youre telling me a dick picked this message?

love it when my body has stressful stress responses. No, migraines and eczema are not helpful. keep trying buddy

8 weeks until we release episode 2! We had another guest record today and we're inching ever closer to the finish line.

i was thinking “oh that’s a really good intro i wish i’d thought of that” and then sam said my name, killing me instantly

YIPPEEEE wohoooo etcetera

The AWARD WINNING comedy game "i will strangle a horse" is free to play on itch! Best itch.io game! Honestly thrilled. Give it a go! It is really silly! (And still has the occasional spelling mistake but SHUSH the imperfections make it ART) brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

*walks down the stairs without a binder on* (1d4+2 force damage) (2d6 psychic damage)

Behold, Karl Heinrich Mark, Pomtifex Populi of the Papist Commune...my boy, my beautiful boy!

i want to shave my head but i‘m scared.

Unbelievable that I am not streaming today. Maybe I'll do an evening stream all special like.

my coworker has never been to amsterdam but he has been to dubai. i respect him significantly less for it

ive been getting really into minis. from afar.

"There's nae rolls!" Highlander Mechanized Infantry from Westfalia/Trench Stench for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social If the Gates of Hell were opened by Crusaders, would the Scots ever get into tartan plaid? For the sake of my eyes I said no. #minipainting #trenchcrusade #grimdark

Aren't all tattoos temporary tattoos if you acknowledge your own mortality?

permed my mannequins beard a while ago. still laughing at this pic. the scent memory is strong

Hopefully we have done everything right and Stellar Firma Live is now available to purchase Pay What You Want on the Goblins Podcast website: goblinspodcast.com/stellar-firm...

It's here folks, see in all It's glory the show in which NO ONE may finish a sentence other than Trexel Geistman!

i hate when software developers feel the need to yassify the ui with every update. this is a phone not a video game i dont need it to look like bubbles i need it to look like it did before you stupid fucks

1 year ago today, @samrae.bsky.social and @stellartim.bsky.social fucked the moon and cucked the sun. I may not have been there for that fateful moment, but it lives in my brain with the worms and thus, cross stitch pattern. I amuse myself greatly.

learning a trade is all fun and games until you’re carrying a head in a bag around

"When I died, there were the biggest celebrations. Just the biggest. These beautiful celebrations like no one has ever had before. People were dancing in the streets - now some people don't like that, but they were. Thank you, they all said. Thank you." [St Peter, bored, hand on lever]: Uh huh

i got some delicious praise today on which i will be feeding for the next week

i got an invoice the other day from the train company over 60 euros (which is what they charge for travelling without a ticket) now i know for a fact that i did not commit any such crimes in recent weeks and was highly confused.

out of spite this out of spite that. i am fuelled by sheer and utter panic only