Nothing makes me feel as much like a citizen of the urban jungle than some street food from Pike Market market, eaten with chopsticks, walking to the light rail. Oh… and a sunbreak! Did ya see the sun!?!

I’ve said it before and I STILL stand by it: the cowbell track in Funky Town is genius, and requires a cowbell master to execute it properly. mahgawd

More about me, yall!! Haha… not really. Just running through the tourist corridor banging doors and looking at lights, way Way WAY to close to the holiday! C’mon… last chance lights! #seattle #tourguide #thingstodo #endofyearvibes

The boyfriend’s Cranberry Garlic Cream Cheese “ball” has entered the chat!

Damnit! My cousin makes Chex mix from HELL! She adds KIX and Honey Nut Cheerios like a maniac. So there is just barely the slightest hint of sweet in a sea of Worcester. Diabolical… also, my bag is almost gone. Dang.

Christmas at my dispensary. I notice a semi cool science beaker shaped water pipe. To the budtender on a ladder across the room I holler: ”excuse me, I’m from Florida, Can I say Bong in here?” “yes sir, you certainly can say bong in here…” Muttered chuckles around the shop… Christmas memories

Same. same.

Ha! Censored news… that’s cute. You know that the #President is a known #pedophile #rapist #felon… right?

Awwww… this is a great one too! Hahaha.. So cute! Happy, Merry, Whatever to you too! youtu.be/BF7vtDC9s6o?...

🎶Santa is a Stoner ho ho… HO! “I see you’re outta cookie, ya got any pringles?”🎄🎶 youtu.be/Mv52eEBI2Vk?...

Putting named perps on trial by living victims of the epstein shit. Explain it to me like I’m a child… why aren’t we indicting named perps?? Money? A millionaire can what… not be served? #arresttrump

Saturday Night Live 12/20 last night… so great! Best time in awhile! “🎶Do you BeLiEvE in Black Santa Clause…?”🎶 Exploding Elf on the Shelf… And Bowen Yang’s final show goodbye singing off key between Arianna Grand and Cher. That was fun tv 📺. Thanks, Peacock🦚 Mary Chridmad all yall, 🎅🏿

Enough of the world burning…. This is what the internet was meant for… youtube.com/shorts/uZDto...

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, the representative from Washington state identifies as democrat, but just voted against Trans Inclusion. Let’s make sure she loses her job.

What’s my favorite channel? Duh… YouTube! Woo hoo!

Talk to the victims or STFU. seriously. #americasux

There are ACTUAL LIVING VICTIMS! What the fuck are we doing?!?!?

Sure am glad somebody is gettin away with sumpthin. Fuck authority. Enjoy it #republicans cause this shit will end. Bet me.

Where are my files, princess?? #weak #pedophile #rapist #felon

Pass it on!

Get to go to partner Christmas work party! I see filet in my future… 🥩

Great advice. Goes for any onstage activity… know where you are, AND where they are, or you could get kicked in the eye! Haha. Theater, chorus… a perfect allegory for citizenship.

“I give a hand job like a Bop-it. Squeeze it, pull it, Bop-it!” - Bobby Hoffman: Wake Up/ now on Netflix

“A muffin is nothing more than a bald cupcake.” - Jim Gaffigan

🎶it’s all goin to pot. Whether we like it or not! Best I can tell the worlds gone to hell and we’re all gonna miss it a lot. All the whiskey in Lynchburg Tennessee just couldn’t hit the spot… I got a $100 bill you can keep your pills cause it’s all goin to pot!🎶

All of it on the record. All of it knowingly recorded. Not one misquote. Nothing that can be done… also, you’ll see that they NEVER say these things weren’t said. Haahahahahahahahahaha

Um… I would be unstoppable

#donaldjtrump fuck you.

Um… fatso is a convicted felon. Every one of you #republicans is an accomplice, by the word of law. What the hell are we doing? And also, you expect ME to be lawful? Well… fucking come get me then #liars #cretins #nazis #felons #rapists #pedophiles #potus #scotus #donaldtrump #losers #weak #dipshits

Wish we could stand up like citizens of France. How many times have they hauled out the guillotine… or flat just refused to do what they are told. #fuckamerica

Ohhhhh… had to do some DuckDuckGo research… the world is flipping because the #nazi Susie Wiles is attacking V-faire for printing the article that she agreed to be interviewed for. Somebody shut these fucks up… please!

Please stop posting the orange turd’s hatred. It doesn’t help even a little bit.

Crack nuts for me, nuts for me…

Dreaming of a green Christmas!!!

And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free! Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.

I wonder what that #nazi #whore #kristinoem is gonna use for lip gloss in #prison

Ok… I never had access before, but I’m getting all these shorts from Game of Thrones… so hi, HBO… gimme what I came for season 1 episode 1 (8 seasons to go… )

Pretty sure I’m dead. Have been for years… you are all part of my purgatory. srsly.

How is this even possible?

If I can see that you are replacing human actors with ai actors, I will boycott your product. Even if I think it will elevate my experience. I’m looking at you Baher Hoodies 🐻

Le tits now! ❄️

Here we go again! This time the verboten treats! #christmas#grinch #bigmac #donttell youtube.com/shorts/aMhft...

I only HAVE Netflix and HBO, think I’ll get a discount? (I have Apple and peacock, too)

Look at lil Marco speaking directly to a sleeping old bastard. Hahaha… these apes look like absolute #idiots… wait wait… #fat #orange saved the county from all the hurricanes... Amazing magical potus!! #kristinoem is a #dipshit

Bahahaha.. #kristinoem is a damned #sexworker licking the president’s balls. #nazi #whore with a #mouthful of #taint

“Hey, Polio- gurl, hey!”🎶 youtu.be/lDHpbnbmaME?...

Of all the #nazis I am looking forward to bringing down… it is the pretty ones… with the hair and the boobs and the lashes that I am MOST anxious to see humiliated. Buckle up #American #cunts… and might wanna switch over to waterproof… I see histrionics and tears ahead.

I did a thing last week!! Went to the Seattle Christmas Market… so much good cheer, srsly. Anyway, click now! Merry Christmas, Y’all #food #christmas #seattle #thingstodo #eatseattle #tourguide #foodie #shopping youtube.com/shorts/VIdnL...

Not gonna ever capitalize ai. Get bent.

Just finished Murderbot on AppleTV… a robot made me cry… and then it left. Such a great imaginative ride.