Most of us won't get to find out for ourselves upon waking; everyone's phones will just start going fucking haywire off the chart insane with notifications and actual, real, honest to God phone calls.

If it happens and it's 3:30am out here you have full permission to blow up my phone until I wake my ass up

I just need to do my due diligence as a #FriendOfDeSoto and make sure @benjaminahr.mobi gets a chance to see this. #GreatestTrek

#DispatchesFromAltEarth The alt-universe recently released a study on global happiness, which obliterated researchers' expectations of the results. 95.351% of the world population answered that they still believe in their dreams, and in humanity's potential to be a beacon of freedom and progress.

Yeah, so, clearly Helluva Boss s2 needs to hurry the fuck up and get here... ...because the country is HURTLING towards being a permanent Ring of Greed theme park, and I'm already at the point where I'm hallucinating Stolas' face staring out of my bedsheets. #HelluvaBossS2 #IKnow #AnimationIsSlow

“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”

Can someone subpoena @schumer.senate.gov and @booker.senate.gov so it can be determined where their spines are and when they became aware they were gone? Ya know why Trump never brings them up? Because he knows they won't do shit except talk, hand wring, and play roulette until it's too late.

Nazi street gangs are openly roaming American streets and attacking legal observers with baseball bats. Chuck Schumer wont stop talking about eggs and how much he loves Israel, while Gavin Newsome is doing podcasts with white supremacists.

YYYYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! LOUDER FOR THE MAGA FUCKWADS PLUGGING THEIR NAZI EARS!

I regularly look at the alt-universe we were supposed to be in before the CERN weasel co-mingled our realities, and folks... we GOTTA hurl that dead man-o-war into the CERN to fix things, because THEY got UBI, M4A, the cures to all diseases, & NO ONE argues about pop culture. It's a UTOPIA.

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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I miss Colorado. Things would still be shit, but at least I could go back to living in a comparatively arid climate, get to see the Front Range in all its many forms of glory, and become a super cheap drunk again for a while.

Bessent translator: Please, please don't fuck up our exorbitant borrowing privileges, no matter how much Dear Leader bullies you #EconSky

B-b-b-but ThE bAiLeYs told @schumer.senate.gov we need buckets and to wait about nine months! THEN anyone still left alive can vote for Schu- I mean Democrats! It's a strategy as solid as Chuck's marzipan spine!

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

It's fine to raise these issues, they matter and Trump is doing a bad job on them, but "ICE is going city-by-city shooting people, and you could be next" and "Trump wants to start a war with Europe over Greenland for nonsensical reasons" and "he still hasn't released the Epstein files" also matter.

Sadly, a Nazi collaborator or full throated believer who is also at the same time a "Christian" pastor is not only unsurprising but fairly normal to any Gen Xer who grew up in the South, particularly those (like myself) who were only a short drive from Tega Cay, SC, home of PTL. 🙁

People are dunking on old Tandler here just because that was a galactically stupid analogy, but it's still a fun game! Imagine if you took all of the military gear away from the city's cops and put it in a freezer. Would they want to use it 20 years later? Or even 10? LET'S TRY IT AND FIND OUT.

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

BRB, checking what #PlinyTheElder thought the best way to increase cortisol was. ... Huh. Create a poultice of iguana blood, sulfur, and the burnt spleen of a rodent that was cooked under a waxing gibbous moon, apply directly to the face for three hours, and repeat every three days. CAN DO!

Just another #Mornday in 2026. #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9

I once drove from SC to Brooklyn Heights to bring roses to a friend who had never been given roses before. That trip is a tale all to itself, but one part of it involves the young lady's downstairs neighbor in the brownstone. She found me huddled on a stoop in the rain, a dozen roses in my arms...

Not a single jury on the PLANET would convict someone at this point.

Abolish ICE. Impeach Kristi Noem. End qualified immunity.

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in case you stan Pluto and you didn’t click through on my other post you really have to see this.

Exactly - what is the alternative you’re proposing when you claim “well actually MAGA *wanted* mass peaceful resistance from Minneapolis, this is all going according to their evil plan?” Do you think it would have been preferable for the people of Minneapolis NOT to resist? Because come on.

#SillyGooseSunday continues... I love everything about this sketch, it's hands down my favorite intro of the entire series, but I will never get used to sexy, femme fatale Gypsy. She inspires... some weird, complicated feelings, that's all I can say. youtube.com/clip/Ugkxkfb...

#SillyGooseSunday, are we just going to NOT MENTION that we now know House's physical body is long dead? Seems like a glaring omission. So Robert House is either like... ALL-dead, or he managed to Zola himself into New Vegas' computer system or an Institute/Enclave synth body. #FalloutSpoilers

Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer

In case you missed it and are wondering why a bunch of people in Minnesota are talking about being bots after they called this guy out. (There was talk of reporting us as Russian or GOP operatives or bots.) (Donate to people in need via links here, please: www.standwithminnesota.com )

Uhhhh... wellllll... I mean... not NOW, buuuuuuut... sorta kinda a while ago, I guess. #MST3K #HesDifferent @ the realist muthafuckin molybdenum `Bot ever, @billcorbett.bsky.social

Life imitates meme

Now here's something the centrist quislings accusing me of being a lying abuser last night, for saying that as a parent of a trans kid I won't vote for a Dem who's anti-trans, should, but clearly do NOT, understand:

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

The thing about the enforcement of a hierarchy is that there have to be harsh punitive measures to make examples of anyone who treats those on the lower rungs too much like an equal.

I love when Dem loyalists act like an immigrant should just vote for Dems as they are pushing for harsh immigration restrictions and this doesn't strike them as contradictory

As tired as I am of dipshits with loose principles and no spine, it doesn't change two facts: I have a trans kid, and we'll all die together. FUCK you, you marzipan spined quisling. It's "All for one and one for all!" Not, "All for us and throw THOSE people to shield us from the scary bad people!"

You... you can do that? How? Asking for a friend's wife... in... Sumatra, so... you probably wouldn't know them. <.< >.>

If you're following the unbuilding of CBS News: "A story with on-camera sources, legal clearance, and five rounds of vetting gets killed for not being ready. A story with anonymous sources and internal objections gets published because the editor-in-chief wanted it." www.readtpa.com/p/what-the-t...

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@schumer.senate.gov You Are A Traitor. To the Constitution, And the American People. RESIGN OR SWITCH PARTIES ALREADY.

Waiting for someone at work to ask me about my dry erase board on the wall behind my chair. It used to have the date range of the week and a list of bullet points with stuff I need to do. Now it simply reads, diagonally from top left to bottom right: "Here come the leopards!"

My sister in Christ, I don't think he's going to do that and that SCOTUS will let him *IF* resistance continues. I think he's going to do it REGARDLESS, and that the only people capable of stopping it either already approve of it, or WON'T stop it because they have marzipan spines (SCHUMER).

FUCK. APTOS. And fuck whoever made it the default without asking.