Calling all FODs #DustbusterClub

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"It better be soon!!!" Or WHAT, you flaccid, dementia ridden twatwaffle?? You'll cry like a pissbaby and shit your pants even MORE?

"Commander Riker, with all due respect, sir, your jazz... music... makes me want to stab you in the shoulder with a kitchen knife."

During a press conference on Wednesday, Donald Trump appeared to confuse Iran and Ukraine when he was asked which of the wars would end first.

I'm a middle-aged cis-man, and I've decided to write a book to help guide women through menopause. Now, I know that sounds outlandish, perhaps just a tad DEEPLY disrespectful AND dismissive of women's experiences. I get that. But *actually* it's help that women truly do need these days. (/s)

This dumb motherfucker (Trump, not Aaron) thinks we have troops in Germany for the benefit of Germany.

is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

Dawn of the Dead. I'm sorry, but even though I haaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaate the ending, its pace works for me much better than the OG.

Took me a bit of digging, but I finally figured out the writer and publication I've been holding a grudge against for a solid decade, coincidentally EXACTLY ten years to the day: April 29th. It was Salon (not Slate), the writer was/is Walker Bragman, and yeah... I'm still mad, still disgusted.

Ever try to tell a conservative, ignorant, slightly stupid white person about "how things actually work?" Pffffffft. Good luck with THAT. Their supreme confidence in their own worldview is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to crack. They'd rather die than learn something or have their "ideas" challenged.

I mean, he's not wrong. Comey deserves endless scorn, mockery, and DRIPPING vitriolic contempt, but that has fuck all to do with abuses of state power and this bullshit indictment. Comey was already judged Guilty AF of "Being a Twatwaffle" in the Public Court of Opinion. THAT'S the ruling he gets.

ICYMI, I wrote up the ludicrous Comey indictment yesterday. Something to notice in the coverage and commentary, particularly from the justifications for the indictment: the distinction between threats and incitement. /1 www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...

Happy birthday, Other Space Mom!

"There they go, over there, GET `EM!!" -Pvt. Hudson This is the energy we need - NEED - going forward. Get on board, ditch your AIPAC masters, and get a fucking spine, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social & @schumer.senate.gov. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

TFW the Undying Queen of Cainhurst is still undying.

It has been 0️⃣ days since I last had to post this

🎶🎵🎶 Barney Fraaaaaaaaaaank, Barney Fraaaaaaaaaaank, He's a myopic, obsolete duuuuuuuude! Barney Fraaaaaaaaaaank, Barney Fraaaaaaaaaaank, I'd say where he can go, but it'd be ruuuuuuuuuude! 🎶🎵🎶

The plan, and I don't want to hear anything else from Dem leaders but THE PLAN.

That the conservatives are purporting to use the 15th amendment to kill off the VRA is further evidence that we cannot fix what's broken via legislation or constitutional amendments if we don't also reform the court. If left unchecked, they'll just pretend a new amendment doesn't mean what it says

Fun Fact: votes don't always come in the form of ballots.

White supremacist Supreme Court is white supremacist. Any candidate who does not support extreme measures to reform the court and take it out of the hands of fascists does not deserve your vote.

Share a smile 😁

"Those scientists in the lab, they tease and test you, young one, because they've never tasted Hell. Today we turn the tables!" -Gamera and Kenny, probably

GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023) is returning to AMC theaters Fri May 22. And it's playing for a week, so all of us who missed it the first time will get a second chance before the sequel drops in Nov. www.amctheatres.com/movies/godzi... #FilmSky #Godzilla

As much as Star Trek is in my blood, when I was out of work, trying to get my business going, had some maladies, and was seriously down, I found #MyLittlePony G4. The show & esp. Ms. Pinkamena Diane Pie's "Smile" song helped me get through & remember to smile, smile, smile. 😊

YOINK. Stealing this. What can I say? I'm a Twilight Sparkle in the streets, and a Pinky Pie in the sheets.

Yep, and it totally conveyed the entire message of the original version of the film, yeewwwwww betcha. (FYI: the OG 1984 sequel is pretty good, and has its own story of a wack-ass American version made in 1985.)

You always have to repost Twilight Sparkle. Hey, I don't make the rules, I just follow the ones I chaotically agree with. 😁

I think this is 100% correct.

Gotta hit em with a logical paradox.

I'm pretty sure that if you've managed to make a man who was born and raised in Great Britain THIS furious and upset, there are no words for how bad you done fucked up. #FuckChatbots #MarryJohnOliver #KillAI (h/t & thanks to @lastweektonight.com for covering this.) youtu.be/Ykvf3MunGf8

Jelly-belly giggling, dancin and a-wiggilin, honey that's the way I am!

1:12 : "I don't need luck, I got skilllllllllllz." Annnnnnnnnnnd now I know why my wife and daughter got me a Blitzø plushie. #MoxxieIsStillMyHeroThough #HelluvaBoss #Spindlehorse

clinton turned the page we got bush obama turned the page we got trump biden turned the page we got trump again maybe... stop?

"Omitting mention in the news media of crucial facts is also paradigmatic of state propaganda," writes Jason Stanley.

Wait, what? What about "doing @kathygriffin.bsky.social??" *reads the QT* Oh. Oh, I see, I get it. Yeah. Yeah, *I* knew that. <.< >.>

Hey, @cnn.com! You should read this to Dana Bash, verrrrrry slowly so she can understand it. You fucking both-sides'ing, fascist enabling, money whores. www.wonkette.com/p/dana-bash-...

In other news, News That Doesn't Suck to be specific, excuse me a moment while I run around my tent, screaming and flailing my arms in excitement and terror: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wJ...

I'm weighing whether or not to mute stuff about Saturday, because honestly... I just don't care. Nothing important happened, none of it matters, the journos there got EXACTLY what they deserved - they get no sympathy from me - and now they're going to be stenographers and take dictation about it. 🤷

I dunno, mate. The world's on fire, gasoline is 75 million quatloos a gallon, airfare is skyrocketing, and passports don't come in a vending machine. I think Neil's home is pretty unthreatened; the rest of us living in the dumpster fire called Earth get to have a smile at a cheeky monster.

I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it

This wasn't staged only to push the ballroom. This was staged to continue the narrative that anyone who opposes him is a dangerous terrorist who needs to be killed. MAGA won't stop until they have exterminated everyone who isn't in their Nazi death cult.

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

I love how funny and clever my neighbors are here on Butterfly Hill.

Hey, these Eyes of Agamotto ain't openin' til I get some coffee, know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin'