I get the impression these guys are punching out movies, knowing they don't work, but so long as they have a cool movie poster, they'll be okay.

STRAAAAAA-TEEEEEE-GOOOOO!

What's your sign

at least i've never made the mistake of bringing an Ezra Klein to a Ta-Nehisi Coates fight

i for one look forward to the dynamic new product line at Electronic Arts

Good night, Bluesky

I hope and expect that Lady Gaga will fly me out to her home and watch #MST3K and hit the bong with me all day.

I'm not compromising my family's safety, you fucking Quisling. Fight for what's right, or die a collaborating coward. PICK ONE.

MOTHMAN, NOOOOOooooooooo!

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

"It seemed impossible to replicate Phil Mickelson's cognitive dissonance when LIV Golf was kicking into gear, but these very smart comedians have done it ... The names involved are scattered across a range from 'not surprising at all' to 'wait, really?'" —Samer Kalaf defector.com/all-your-fav...

OTD: The #StarTrek Animated Series episode "The Lorelei Signal" premieres, and for the first time, Lt. Uhura officially takes command of the USS Enterprise—and saves the day.

Take care of each other and yourself. #MondayThoughts #Hugs #Love

you know, there are very few forms of the monstrous that aren’t feminine (if they’re gendered) Women are afraid of men because men commit the overwhelming majority of violence against us Men are afraid of women for… existing www.bfi.org.uk/features/mon...

😶 Holy shit. I didn't have "Treatise on the Dangers of Unaddressed Trauma Through the Lens of Chu'lok From DS9" on MY Saturday morning bingo card, but... fuck yeah, that was a friggin AWESOME read!

I had somehow missed this legendary thread until now

My own Hot #MST3Take: Nummy Muffin Cocobutter is the "Joey the Lemur" of the Mike Era, and - as a bit - exactly as "amusing." #MST3K

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

First they got rid of DEI and I said fuck this and dropped my subscription. Then they kept getting worse and worse. My fellow Trekkies, it's time to ditch them. Our Star Wars fans cousins showed us what theyre made of. They'll never get another dime of my money. Trekkies Against Fascism. 🖖🏻❌️👑

Tylenol created the Faro Plague. ( #FuckTedFaro ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxYz...

Hey, I won't stand for this! NO ONE gets to take the blame for Wolf 359 from the one man who caused it: Admiral Hanson was a horn-dog moron, who refused to listen to people who knew better, and based his tactical decision to face Locutus on the argument, "But Picard could run well!" Fuckin moron.

ICWYDT, @matthewmercer.bsky.social. Olympic skill level spike, sir. Understood.

Maybe you could change HER mind, but... ya ain't changin' mine.

Bialik is no surprise at all, really. She certainly never seems to give a flying fuck about any of Israel's war crimes. I'm surprised she hasn't gone to Israel so she can shoot unsuspecting aid workers, journalists, doctors, and Palestinian children with a sniper rifle for funsies.

Subtly downgrade a band. Minideth

I'm not going to tag anyone or anything on this one, but I have GOT to say: I loved the first episode of Crowd Control, but the second one? Fucking. AWFUL. Not funny, not witty, not well edited, not even CLEVER, and worst of all: BORING. Like a LOT. Apart from PFT, I barely reacted at all.

@npr.org : when it has to be presented in the most mealy-mouthed, noncommittal, spineless way possible. I've said it before, I'll say it again: Carl Kasell and Daniel Schorr would both be sickened and ashamed at NPR's unwillingness to be anything other than a coward, hiding from speaking Truth.

This...right here. Fuck you, @npr.org.

A lot more angry, entitled, shit-fer-brains commuters out there this morning. Given where I reside, I can only assume they're just sleep deprived imbeciles who stayed up all night waiting for #Rapture, but all they got instead was an alarm going off and eighty-five mocking insults on their Tik-Tok.

HEY! I CLAIM THE RAPTURE WEED AND RAPTURE BOOZE! I haven't seen Dibs on that yet so DIBS. Because after the week I had LAST week, I am NOT going in tomorrow if there's Rapture bud abound.

Wow, that first ep of #CrowdControl was amazing! ... And this next one... Uhhhhhh... 😶 *waits for 3rd set to finish* ...this one had @pftompkins.bsky.social in it, and he can do no wrong! Looking forward to ep 3!

"CHEATERS DON'T DESERVE [NUSICAN] LIQUOR!!" #StarTrek #GreatestTrek #FoD #BarCraft (Some #FriendOfDeSoto needs to get these for B&A. I was actually gonna do so myself, but something else came up that was way more important, and had to be sent ASAP.)

At least they're generally easy to spot. They're called "conservatives;" they out themselves all the time. So just know that when the words "I'm a conservative..." leave a human-shaped animal's mouth, you can disregard it as much as wanted or needed. Because they don't have souls.

Just thinking about this fucking awesome song by Dan Bull for some reason today. Check it out, would you kindly? #Rapture #Nerdcore www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaeS...

Ta'veren, bitches; that's me. Proof in the alt text. 😁 Happy #BiVisibilityDay.

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

Happy Bi Visibility Day!

*sigh* I'm only 38% of the way through the story of Borderlands 4, and I'm stuck here in a madhouse that was once a "normal" blue collar-ish work site, but is now a drama infested anger swamp filled with bickering assholes. I blame Fucko for it. It's like a miasma effect or whatever.

As do I. What's become most clear to me is that thing isn't just smart, it's *malevolent,* and that's a really, REALLY big difference when it comes to motivation and the kind of danger it presents. bsky.app/profile/theg...

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

Hey, @slowbeef.bsky.social, @diabetus.bsky.social... Ten years ago on this day, YOU DID IT. #SonicTheHedgehog #Sonic06 #LegendaryGamingFeat #FuckYouYesItIs

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru two pack, $55.94 at Walmart

Releasing a Star Wars trailer like "break glass in case of PR nightmare.'

Who among us has not felt similarly?

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

Sorry, @evanhurst.substack.com. Another Quisling for their cause.

I know this is going to offend someone but having a PhD in "Christian leadership" is like having a PhD in Harry Potter spells