Damn. Even after millenia have passed, interacting with the Fae is still a tricky, sticky wicket, huh?

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

First thing in the Save Act is handing all 50 states voter information to DHS so theyll run it through the 'Voter Purge Program'.

"I'm Kermit Kirk. IIIIII'MMMMM KERMIT KIRRRRRRRRRK!!"

And then SWIMW, sitting next to me in the theater, slowly turned her head to look at me in that way only partners can do, and gave me a wry smile as if to say, "DID YOU HEAR THE INHERENT MESSAGE IN THAT LINE, MY MEGALOMANIACAL HUSBAND?" And *I*... blushed and looked sheepish because BUSTED.

Fair, but also a VAST number of dudes need no assistance or advocacy for becoming uniformly shaped, useless blocks. Therrrrrre's enough of `em. Signed, A Dude (Just Not... Like One of THOSE Dudes, I Hope)

Holy fucking shit. @jeffeweisen.bsky.social , check this out! FIFTY-FIVE CENT MARTINIS?? SIGN ME UP!

We need to start making guys like this watch THEIR drinks. Make them terrified to drink in public, to EXIST in public. Make them paranoid they're gonna trip over a honeypot into a Heather's cocktail, or the classic "Oops It Smelled Like Almonds I Thought It Was Amaretto" on the rocks.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin? Oh, this is one of THE easiest answers for me. Diana as played by Jane Badler in "V." Get you a partner who looks at you the way Diana looks at... well, just about any small rodent, probably. 😉

"Hey, man, like... you need self-sealing stembolts... *I* need to get a delivery of completely harmless plants past Officer Bucket. Maybe we can help each other out."

Periodic reminder that ppl should be rooting for the ruin of nearly every regime in this conflict, including Bibi's.

Fellow #FODs, help me out here, because I'm having a Kurn Konundrum. I could SWEAR there was a #GreatestTrek character I would be referencing to right now, about the skeet below, but for some reason I cannot... RE-MEMBER... who or what it is. I feel like a week ago I could've recalled it, too! 😏

On one claw, I wanna tag @commandersterling.bsky.social because this looks like an image they would find hilarious to use in one of their videos. OTOC and at the same time, I find it kinda hard to believe they HAVEN'T used it before.

really does feel like “I will personally destroy this twerp’s life” would be a unifying electoral strategy prosecute DOGE top to bottom tbh

I'm gonna go with: 1: "Fuck That Guy." 2: "Naw, For Real, QT Can Go Fuck Himself." 3: "Shoving His Foot Fetish In Our Faces All the Time Is Fucking Gross."

AW, FUCK YEAH! I've asked slowbeef a time or two over the last, oh, near-decade about this project, hoping he'd bring it back, and I am fucking PSYCHED to see it live again.

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

Telling the world you ran out of bombs after sucker-punching world superpowers <checks notes> Venezuela and Iran is not a flex. In fact, it makes us look like the blowhard paper tiger we are. You killed public education to fund the military for decades and ran out of bombs in two weeks

So @mady.cat's in-depth analysis from just after the 2024 presidential election remains evergreen. The Democratic party ditching trans people isn't just incredibly evil, it's electoral suicide as well:

Don't put it in the newspapers that @evanhurst.substack.com posted this very flattering picture of Beta Pete.

Great ep. Heartbreaking and funny, all at the same time. "HE IS BITING THAT FEMALE!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQlC...

Totally serious question here: What WOULD happen if a journalist responded to that statement by repeating his words back to him in a mocking, disrespectful voice, and telling him his lies are getting weaker than his handshake? Like... what would happen RIGHT THEN?

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

Oh. Easy-peasy. Though I am filled with rage, anxiety, and megalomania... a LOT of megalomania... ... like really, a LOT, especially after 2016, ya know? I mean, I had a Vader-esque last for power already, but then 2016 happened and... wait, what were we talking about? Right. Three good things:

Cheap living tip: If you use iceberg lettuce? When you buy it slice off the 'button' & run under cold water for a moment - give it a drink it hasn't had one since the field. *Then* stick it in the fridge. It will last 2x as long I treat my produce like I treated my flowers and it lasts #foodsky

"Do you think Joan Crawford had to use wooden cooling racks for homemade cookies?" -

"Event Horizon." LOL, every time that comes up on @greatesttrek.com, I get a good chuckle. Entirely because of how I saw it the first time. Interior, Living Room: Two young men sit on a couch, two Playstation controllers on the table in front of them. Both have pupils the size of manhole covers.

"Pardon me, my good man, but are you to be fronting?"

This is glorious. #Trump #Epstein www.reuters.com/video/watch/...

Listen, Chili's hasn't been relevant since they lost the Awesome Blossom. We definitely don't need them now. I can get mid chicken strips and margaritas from Dave & Busters PLUS play arcade games.

🚨🚨🚨 Something I want to put on everyone’s radar, ESPECIALLY if you live in Virginia. Data suggests that *Republicans* are out early-voting Democrats in the Virginia redistricting referendum. When it comes to Virginia, Chaz knows his stuff. DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ELECTION, VIRGINIA DEMS!!!

Wow... nearly ten years ago this premiered, and it still ignites the same energy in me. TAKE. BACK. WHAT'S YOURS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icfk...

@benjaminahr.mobi : FTR, I love your Dangerfield as much as I love Adam's Mark Twain, and I fuckin' LOVE that bit. OH SHIT! That just made me remember a #GreatestTrek inspired #BadBitMoment! 😁

#PRIMARY them ALL! Especially Fetterman, that turncoat fucking lunatic.

OUCH. Tou-fuckin'-ché.

Not to be all Boimlery and stuff, but uhhh... D'Vana Tendi would like a word. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MgJ...

I'll tell you why: because even if they don't know who Bernard-René de Launay, last governor of the Bastille, was - and they don't - they know what happens to people like him when things go sideways. (P.S. : still don't trust you, TLP. 👁️👁️🫵🫵)

Speaking of songs that go hard af, @mclars.bsky.social, @schafferthedark.bsky.social, @thestupendium.bsky.social you wanna take this one? (MCSnax isn't on Bluesky, fyi, or I would've asked him, too.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EF...

Both versions of this go HARD AS FUCK. I don't know a goddamn thing about the source material it's from, but still... BANGER. Honestly, not knowing anything is better sometimes. I could tell you ALL ABOUT this rad song called "Gold Dust Woman" from Dishonored 2. 😉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr5...

Dr. Teeth: Klingon opera? Sure, dude, sure. Okay if I jazz it up? Worf: No. <looks at salt suck sticks> T: Better not touch those, friend. They're special. W: <eyes flare> T: And by that, I mean, wrecks your Starfleet duty. <grins> So, your opera... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

They are going to get this in the form of an email in the morning. I am currently examining legal options. Gosh, I’ll be so sad if any Grammarly lawyers or PR people are caused any agita if they read this! www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

This needs to be immortalized.

Please. PLEASE give me the ability to channel. I just need some time, a sa'angreal, and a little tutoring on Spirit threads. You can gentle me afterwards (and you'll need to); it would be worth the fuckin' price.

When asked for comment, local Mississippi residents said: "GIT OFFA MAH PROPTEE, YEW LIBRUL DEMON, IT'S ALWAYS HOT IN SIPPI! *hock, spit, TING!*" Or ya know... words to that effect.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character (wrong answers only):

This is amazing coverage by @marisakabas.bsky.social of The Handbasket who obtained the body cam footage via a FOIA filing. The takeover of USIP is abhorrent & unconstitutional.

The fact that @robynelyse.bsky.social doesn't go into black-out rages where she lays waste to all who deserve it - and there are a LOT who do - is a fucking miracle. On OUR behalf. TW for SA www.wonkette.com/p/illinois-p... #BelieveALLWomen #CanWeFuckingBurnDownTheGoodamnPatriarchyAlready