Look at this filet mignon I made last night 💅🏾

Same 😂

Anywhoo ... HEY Y'ALL to my Twitter frens coming over to visit for a spell. Miss (some) of y'all so it's good to see you. Enjoy the ad-free environment for a lil while.

Twitter is broke today?

I neglected the fuck out of Bluesky 😂

Yerrrrrrrr!

Green Apple 100% for me! 😋🤤

Yesss! Christmas is canceled for him!

Men are so DUMB!

We?

“I’m in charge of the girls!”

Top 3 on self-titled.

Chile..alcohol just me moving through me 😞

Think ima wrap my gifts tonight, too!

decorum.

What y’all buy for yourselves for Christmas? I got some baccarat 540, more Cecred haircare, bras and panties and a couple pairs of jeans. Didn’t need ONE thing and I am putting then under my tree! 🤭

My coworker RAVED about it. Convinced my black ass to go.

How many of yall are “limewire “ old 👀

About me:

Can’t ever just have a good time! 🥹

Me drinking 🤝 having to boo boo

*humps air*

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Absolutelyyyy…..not!

I hope something good happens to you today.

Immaturity aside, that’s a beautiful color 😍

Immediately came to my mind 😭

Ouuuuuu 🤭

No, seriously!

My dog was howling in his sleep just now and woke himself up. He look mad as hell 😂😂😂

“Thank you for your payment”

Hell yeah! TF?

I can’t believe I wanted to be an adult so bad because this shit for the birds.

I seen one on the bus today in his nice coat and hat. He was tall and chocolate too. *humps air*

I’ve seen a good number of fine ones in Chicago but they trash tho. 🤭

Okay so in 2024 I did a horrible job of blocking folks cuz too many MFs tryna “hey big head” me.

LMFAO

he laid in wait, had a burner phone and citibike ready to flee, and overcame a gun jam?!? jesus

I will flip all this shit over if somebody said "you had to grow on me." Come fully in love with me or don't come over here at all.

Yea, I’m not of the mindset that someone will grow on me. I need upfront and instant attraction.

As a non-Greek, do I wish someone who is Greek, a Happy Founder’s Day?!

Christmas is in 21 days!

Billboard has named Beyoncé the #1 Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century.

39!!

I just we’d get rom-com Drake or soldier in the army Drake but he likes the boom baps 🤷🏾‍♀️

He’s def not done but as all these rappers approach 40 they should be doing other things to diversify themselves and their interest to the masses. Drake should’ve re-entered acting years ago. He actually has the talent unlike most others who have to rap

pure sex 🔥🔥🔥

You in water 💦