I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction. I said, “Hope there are no hard feelings.”

Time to get the Led out!

THIS 👇 HERE

Whoa! Trump's ICE Nazis getting brutally pelted with snowballs by New Yorkers is fucking epic. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

youtu.be/HGOliSY0H64?... Bottom of the old year, getting ready to shift trajectory.

youtu.be/TXu_qOU85Y4?... Just a Saturday morning post christmas sound test... Scare the neighbors. Wake the pets. Make mischief.

What a fucked up year its been! We've survived, however. Don't know about you folks, but I don't think I want another year of warp speed madness on a daily basis. This level of superheated stupidity has to burn out and fly off its axle soon. Be smart, Be wise, and keep clear of flying debris.

Cartoon by Matt Wuerker | Andrews McMeel

The Epstein Files Database Is Live. Here Is What the DOJ Left Behind. open.substack.com/pub/theallen...

I’m confident this anecdote went right over Stephen Miller’s head, but 🔥 🔥🔥 from the photographer

This morning. Again.

#GVerse “You think this is a game?” What we would give for any human being to do this right now!

Here's the version I made for my tiktok and IG accounts. I try to stay "professional" over here, but I do silly audio edits for these clips on those other apps.

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia, just now: "I stand here today with my head held high, and I will continue to fight and stand firm.”

Who wants to put a little addition to the piggy's toilet when he's not looking? Doubt he could withstand a good jumpscare.

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Here let me help @kenmartin.bsky.social 2026 Platform: IMPEACH ALL PERJURERS ON SCOTUS TAX THE BILLIONAIRES MAKE ANTIFA GREAT AGAIN OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED EXPAND SCOTUS FREE COLLEGE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE REINSTATE ROE See a platform like this would attract VOTERS. They don’t want that.

PIERS: “You’re not gay?” FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.” P: “Should they vote?” F: “No.” PIERS: “They should stay home?” FUENTES: “Yeah.” PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?” FUENTES: “No.” PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

I suggest Congress stop being scared of Trump and start being scared of the American people because we are DONE.👍😠

Someday, it will snow again, and I aim to have this level of fun when it happens.

A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.

Michael Wolff: Pete Hegseth and the Trump Moronocracy

I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?

If I ever find myself spitting truths at a MAGA crowd...

ICE garage blockaded in lower Manhattan with dozens of agents stuck inside as more and more New Yorkers gather. NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.

Who is dumber, this guy, or his cult members?

Negan, but make it Catholic 🤣 I'm looking forward to the inevitable cascade of memes that will flow from this like a gift from His Holiness himself. Let's get this party started, shall we?

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This is the ONLY real power we have at the moment & for the foreseeable future. I’m not kidding. USE IT.

The Trump regime has undone everything that Joe Biden did to improve the economy after Trump's first term Train wreck.

Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

President Criminal arrested the former FBI chief but his case got dismissed because he hired a bimbo he wants to bang as the prosecutor and she had no idea wha the fuck she was doing,