Simpsons did it?!

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

Me watching #Severance

We're all Canadian now.

Was anyone else expecting Papa Eagan to return Helena's "Father" with a "Moppet"? #Severance

This is surely bait.

The books I checked out today from the library. Truly I contain multitudes.

Me too, Upper East Side doggy. Me too.

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

I really need Severance to do a '90s-style horror episode. It's the kind of story Tramell was born for! #Severance

Peppo and Pip making me wish SNL still did feature films.

There's a new Cambridge Pavingstones With ArmorTec commercial. All is right with the world.

Shouldn't that be "I was saved by God to make America great again...AGAIN"? #TrumpSpeech

I think the best cure for Imposter Syndrome has to be a really sharp blazer.

Also...me after Adrien Brody's speech. (Truly, the Gorey image that keeps on giving.)

My favorite eagles are parents again! Go Jackie and Shadow!

Me after answering a single email.

Me later today.

Not Mark and Gemma having the successful version of Michael Scott's meet-cute. #Severance

I love that everyone, including the cast and characters, agrees that the best part of White Lotus is the monkeys.

As if Severance wasn't enough of a reason to love @benstiller.redhour.com.

Need next season of THE WHITE LOTUS to take place at this hotel in the dumpy area across from the stadiums in Kansas City.

"And the French. Especially Mitterand!" Might have to clear my entire schedule to rewatch The Birdcage...followed by some French Connection with a side order of Bonnie and Clyde.

Me laying low to avoid #Severance spoilers till tomorrow night.

Waiting for Bandit and Chilli to see this news and up the ante with some octopups.

imagine doing this scene after already winning an Oscar for "The French Connection." that's Hackman to me

She was a childhood friend. It really hurts to have lost her.

If either Shelley Duvall or Gene Hackman is left out of the #Oscars In Memoriam...

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. I'll always remember you as Nona Mecklenberg first and foremost.

"Oh my god. He found me. I don't know how, but he found me. RUN FOR IT!" "Who? Who?" "Who do you think? DUOLINGO OWL!!!!"

Me trying to make sense of the Pope's health.

OK, what if, and hear me out, we just cancel everything for 3 days and have a long nap?

Do the Severance innies celebrate birthdays? Do they even know their own birthdays?

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

Happy Sidney Poitier's birthday!

For no particular reason…

Me realizing there's yet another OJ Simpson docuseries, and it's streaming on Netflix.

Anyone else remember when Shawn Hunter invented Airbnb?

Thoughts on rewatching Boy Meets World...did these people have any female teachers? (OK, other than Beowulf gal, the horrible guidance counselor, and the teacher Mr. Turner dated.)

And how could I forget...

OK, but why was Robert Goulet literally everywhere when I was a child?

Me every Friday night on my way home to catch Severance.