One must be parked until the super fancy only for like 3 bikes, BMW official fancy oil comes in for one of them. . . Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.

@jimsalter.bsky.social and the murder feline… binding or something

I used to think that vandalizing a Tesla should be a federal crime. But now I’m not so sure. by Jonathan Turley

is a catte 4 u

As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is

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There is currently no snooty puffs sr, but i'll let y'all know if I can ever afford an electric bimmer, specifically something upper trim, and not an entry level model (even though the entry level is probably FINE, and prolly a bit overkill for my normal wants and needs)

@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr

hey, wasn't tiktok supposed to be owned by an american company by now?

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babbys first refuelin

welp, it’s official…. per an older biker with a german accent at the shop… i was part of the future now

all I'mma say is if you hear two silent scooters riding round in this town, on a "what the hell, let's roll the dice" purchase from a Chinese supplier, and one from BMW. . . You're seeing me and @jimsalter.bsky.social and just be aware the mercenary sysadmin crew has arrived. . . and we're feral

i guess i own this now… danged old ev scoot scoot

we all know this classic way

just cybergoth dancing in the network closet at 7am waiting for a switch to come back online

the ride into work is purty some mornings

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yep… that’s the atlanta airport for ya

au revoir paris, j’adore… hope to see y’all again… lets see how this all shakes the fuck out

the topic of bam margera will cause white millennials to convene and elaborate on what makes the difference between help and enabling more than we do for most of our actual in real life going through shit friends

looks like plenty o empty seats on the long haul flight back… and smoking? in aeroporr? OUI MONSIEUR

ME: time to sleep BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired BRAIN: okay okay sheesh ME: BLADDER: oh hey guys

i just heard the new pope speaking on the phone to his brother in Chicago. So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.

i mean the french havent been either… but hey, they seem to let those unhoused just live in peace most the time… while americans out here making it illegal to simply exist outside out the given system

just over here chilling by the bastille monument… wondering when the americans will understand they’ve never been “free”

dearest porn bots… don’t follow me, i will block you… if i want to see naked people on only fans? i have enough friends whom I know and love showing their jiggly bits on there for affordable rates

barely a line… yeehaw, clean notre dame… creepier than before

also to the vet sysadmins, always dive into a helldesk task… the joy in my work is the unique, beautiful, and sometimes downright frighteningly curious ways an end user can totally bone a system

lawl…had a proxmox reseller reply to me… now, i won’t say paying somone for qemu/kvm support is bad. I will say, if you trying to be a sysadmin and are relying 100% on support services, maybe, just maybe… you need a few more years on helldesk

JD Vance? That guy hated by more than one Pope?

in this time of global upheaval and world events… i’m reminded of a lyric “burnin the flag all in the name of white trash”

It’s why the European Union was created. 🇪🇺

went to a place, saw some graves

i did not want this, i just want to paste the plain text, html was a mistake

@jimsalter.bsky.social meet us at croissant class in 15 minutes for pain au chocolate ass

here you go bud

fanciest place i’ve ever smoked a smoke

yoooooooooooo hell oui

yoooooooooooooooo

this place might be too fancy por moi

Besieged! Postcard from my collection, unsent, photo copyright 1902.

oh what a climb to get here

friendly sysadmin for export…

went to the garden at the gramd mosque today… p. chill if you get the chance

someone loves globes, how bout some giant ones presented to louis xiv?

another day another trot forward for art from outside perspectives. if you are a creator who thinks 'my way is too strange' please look at the mask on my face and the trot of my stories and consider that maybe EMBRACING your strange way is WHERE THE STRENGTH LIES. you got this bud. LETS TROT

we found the Mcaron

she found that thing