We’ve reached the end of No Nut November and are rolling head first into Dick Down December.

Robin is unironically the best character in stranger things, 2nd place is the intro theme.

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

It originates from people using the mic on their EarPods (wired Apple headphones) as a hack for creators on tik tok to improve their audio for cheap. That became an aesthetic which has morphed into people holding lapel mics to try and emulate that diy aesthetic.

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

When you seemingly spend more on SEO bombing than security.

Maybe having like 3 companies acting as the backbone for most of the internet was a bad idea….

today is wallace shawn

It’s 9am and I’m already looking forward to lunch. I’ve got leftover kielbasa and potatoes and I’m so ready 🤤🤤🤤

today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force. RIP to the Eddie Fitz

Sometimes I have ok ideas

u know what they say……. big breakfast…… big poop…….

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people. Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.

Liberals have an uncanny ability to waffle for 15 tweets and say absolutely nothing of value. Yeesh.

the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years

I am so tired of these motherfuckers. You are a Nazi collaborator. and New Hampshire can suck my dick

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Coward

Always fun to wake up and see your senators have sold you out for crumbs. Shaheen and Hassan are cowards who no longer deserve a moment of peace.

What an incredible week of wins

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mini photo dump from my trip to nyc last month. Still a bunch of photos to edit but here are some favorites.

his last words were actually “counting or not counting hunting accidents”

I can tell I’m getting weirder with age, for example I have this bizarre desire to collect old porno tapes/dvds but only to find the hidden gems of bad acting, I also appreciate the parody films.

Surprise CRD spotting, though it’s obviously someone stealing his content and reposting it but that’s like 3/4 of the content on TT so who’s surprised.

I don’t think I’ve ever been as viscerally uncomfortable as being in Times Square at night. The sheer number of people, that every inch you can see is trying to sell you something. I knew I wasn’t going to enjoy it even before going but man being there was a whole other thing.

Day 62 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Wow, government shutdown got so bad they can’t even keep the lights on at AWS 😂

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

I wasn’t going to say anything but… I can’t help myself

I still miss 3D Touch… But of course it had to go in the march towards thinner and thinner phones 🙄

Shoveling bottles of Tylenol down my gullet to own the president #resistance

Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences. The modern American right in 2025, folks.

Woke up to discover my watch didn’t charge overnight because it wasn’t on the charger correctly. Maybe I’m weird but I think it would be nice to get a notification if I’ve set my watch down and it isn’t charging after like 5 minutes.

I love Verdun and I will never uninstall it. It's like the only shooter I feel competent at these days haha.

Band name idea: Doppler Effect Ernie

At least he’ll have the smallest face in heaven

damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

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“Only”

Only Apple could come up with a name like "the plateau" for a camera bump.

Gonna mix an RTS with a 3d platformer. It’ll be called Command and Conkers Bad Fur Day.

Marketplace manages to be both the best feature of Facebook and the worst feature at the same time. I constantly get “hits” for my saved searches but every time I open it up it’s the same 5 listings they’ve been showing me for weeks.

God Silksong is so good, incredibly hard but still fun overall. Many deaths feel unfair, especially in boss fights, which does often put a sour taste in the mouth. Intend to keep chipping away at it for the time being, though I can usually only do about an hour before I have to stop.

Today in we live in hell, I present to you: Bidsy.

bruh

Trying to checkout on steam rn

haha I bet