I know he smelt like 99 day old Hot Dog water.

mind you, they had “slave bibles” where it was only certain parts of the Bible that the slave masters wanted slaves to read because the ACTUAL bible would have encouraged them to rebel and fight back.

80-90???? If we’re lucky!

sexual limitations is crazy. we only earth for 80-90 years. 😪😪😪😪

This is somehow Whitney Houston coded. But I agree, Unctie.

*sighs* Life has her ways.

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Black people don't need white people. bitch, they need us.

If this works, let me know lol

Meta is going to jail. 😭😭😭😭

- I can’t take how cute this is.

Cashing a Dunkin’ check. 😮‍💨🔥 Love my people! 🖤🤎✊🏾

please say something crazy to my big ass. 😂 pls.

I ordered mine yesterday 😂

COMIC SANS?!

I saw someone say this looked like one of the disguises Raven Baxter would’ve worn 💀💀💀

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asking God for a 165 on the LSAT. I promise I won’t ask for anything else. 😭 it’s been years since I hit his pager for anything.

Putin is playing Chess not Checkers.

lol just do it. I say to myself constantly: what the hell else am I going to do? 😵‍💫🥴

and the little Lambs. 😪

Hey y'all! Quote this with a visual of how your Monday's going...🙃🥴 Me at work: My Bills:

I love policy debates.

Black Conservatives: Y’all Liberals Twerkers Rappers Marijuana smokers Fatherless Children Dems

Amanda Seales debate had me gagging at my desk this morning. guy making Three-Fifths Compromise sound like a gift was insane. Like, sir. waaaait. wait.

Trump said let’s dispatch masked Gestapo like individuals to patrol a predominantly Black city. I would say the founding fathers are turning in their graves, but them white mfs own slaves too 😭

During my morning rides to base for work, I’ve replaced my music with audiobooks. I used to bump my Project Pat 😭

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She's actually a menace.

Protest Beyoncé 😭 everything she does. Continue to deny her space. crazy Creole horse lady from 3rd ward Houston. she really floated pass me on a fucking gold horse. LOCK HER UP 😭😭😭😭

Made a platinum album and a sold ass world tour. Please deny her EVERYTHING 😭 TRY AGAIN!

I really wanna thank them people for pissing Beyoncé off at the CMAs that year

I ran back into military IT management to hide. don’t worry they're still passing out layoffs 😭 that orange catastrophe disaster doesn't care. Let’s be fr.

A-A-L-I-Y-A-H

creepin’ through the fog, who dat, y’all?

If I... only had a beard

😂😂😂 Black ass!

Every single day, I uncover a new reason why you should NOT trust yt folks.



*plays* The Jump Off… ☺️ Hiii

How I Got Trapped Into a Quintet: Baltimore Edition By Cecil M. Illustrations by Dr. Seuss

backbone. (noun). /ˈbæk.boʊn/ the line of bones down the center of the back that provides support for the body Synonym spine (BONE)

Lmaoo Tesla owners 💀

Shannon was my guiding light so I completely understand. But, I didn’t go off the deep end after she passed.

After Dr. West’s death, Kanye really died with her. It’s really sad. Praying this man gets the mental help he needs.

Smh. It feels so fucking good outside.