Wait bitch….the rapture happened? Did I get left? The folks done left and went to the good place? Nobody told me nuffin!

Happy birthday to my love @kingcharming.bsky.social

SHINOBU.

Where’s all the companies that give about bday gifts, I’m finna drive around and collect my shit! 😌😂

Akaza really took the self checkout 😭😭😭😭

Salute the real bitches

My birthday is at midnight and people are making me do things 😩… I just wanna sit in the house 😭

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rita Alert

My face… the music. 🙂

Dou shitatte kesenai yume mo tomarenai ima mo Dareka no tame ni tsuyoku nareru nara Arigatou kanashimi yo

All the rumors are the yea… Fake ass Fake boobs yea

Cuz my heart is yearnin for your love

Happy heavenly birthday to Cookie Tookie! A real Philly legend

The birds in the backgrounds are a perfect touch 🥲

What do you call a person that nuts and keeps stroking??? 🙂

No more gin for me… it turns me into a bit of a demon 🙂😈

And with this rain, hoodie szn has officially begun 🙌🏾

This discussion of who Beyonce & Jay z are sitting next to at a gala:

Hinokami Fagura! 🔥🔥🔥

How can I tell if I’m in the right relationship…

Ate that up 🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾

I’m so glad I finally fixed my bike, it feels so good to be riding again

SCOTT MESCUDI I LOVE YOU!

Haganezuka is FINE AS FUCK.

Joy asks the question. Even with everything under their control, why are they still unsatisfied and upset!?

This chain on Justin Jefferson 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Crickets are actually really crazy cuz you so loud and you so fucking little

The sunset is super gorge tonight

BIRD GANG BITCH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

GO BIRDS, DICKHEAD!

I wonder what my power would be if I was an upper rank demon 😆

: payment successful Me: BITCH I KNOW 🙄

Tanjiro and Nezuko was working the fuck outta Daki

Billie Eilish and Renee Rapp are the same person in different fonts lol

Entertainment District Arc is really Ufotable turned the heat ALL the way up 😮‍💨

My vacation is starting 2moro night and I don’t wanna do anything but binge watch tv and eat ramen

Aphrodisiac- TS Madison version 🤭 JKJK When you touch me, ofc

If I see a blue car today We'll probably have to break up So I close my eyes while I drive

I hate when people don’t know how to follow the flow of traffic

Send a Virgo $50 for lunch today ❤️♍️

Wrong one 🙄

Maaaaan, I had a time in Florida wit my family boy

I have been drunk for 40 days and 40 nights 🫠🫠

I can play dumb all day long but at the end of the day… I’m not playing. 😌

He said can he get some head from ya

Getting home from Dulles really is a whole nother battle 😩

Fucking Jalen Carter dawg… what???