Aiming Down Sights

I need….. a mouth.

Idk, Hexclad Black Friday sale looking kinda sexy 🥲

I want some meta glasses real bad 🫠

Black Friday been going on for about two weeks ain’t it???

Why I wake up on the couch???? 😭

I will sleep in the bed tonight I will sleep in the bed tonight I will sleep in the bed tonight I will sleep in the bed tonight I will sleep in the bed tonight I will sleep in the bed tonight

Bitch, I’m finna be so back! 🙂‍↕️

I want a sourdough starter

Detroit going out sad on 4th down 🤭 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, let’s go Broncos 🐎🐴🐎

I’m in my Goyard, you go girl

On the lowest of keys I wanna adopt a dog so Thanos can have a sibling

I think I’m ready to let this beard go for a minute 🤔

Standing in front of the elevator door when it’s opening is a slapable offense

So glad I’m at home on my couch 😌❤️

This impulsivity of mine must be studied 🥸

Wondering if you’re the same and who’s been in you Is your hole still mine? I wanna cry sometimes I miss U

I just woke up thinking it was 2moro 🫨🥴

My nail lady was yelling at me cuz my nails were too short 😂 (I was biting) but she still ate

Out the window is so Keyshia Cole coded

Idk… if temu comes thru with this mirror, she might be the girl. She nibbled a little bit with my lamp

I need a spa day 🧖🏾

I’m so disappointed but not surprised that all the men on the Folded remixes default to sex 🙄 Yes the song does have a sexual undertone but damn can we get some creativity However! Mr. R&B Money completely twirled his remix so 🤏🏾

Izzie was such a crack head for cutting that LVAD

U-S H-E-R R-A-Y-M O-N-D Skateboard P And the J to the A the Y to the Z I can make it rain, baby Just put it on the floor baby

I done hired a task rabbit to come fold these clothes 😂 it’s a whole mountain and I just can’t

I want one of those in home garden things

Planes a little too comfortable falling out the sky for me…

I NEEDED a win so bad and today I got a few. 🥲✊🏾

Oh And!! Always remember to advocate for yourself in medical spaces, I had a pre scheduled virtual appt today.. had a sore throat for the last few days so I called to switch to an in person appt. They wanted to keep it virtual and I said no, I’d rather it be in person please.

Moving your location to your iPad when you going somewhere yeen got no business >>> 😌

Why was Girlsgiving so manic and chaotic?? 😭😭😭😭

Bitch I feel like shit 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Had my reintroduction to therapy this morning and I cried like a BITCH 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥹 That was so needed 🫠

Pop that pussy fa ya man

I downloaded 19 new albums today…… not including the new singles that dropped, Imma need some extra ears for this shit 🫠

I go in the kitchen to juice a watermelon, a pineapple and some ginger and a crucial part of my juicer is missing 😭😭😭😭

Zenitsu really ate with the 7th form 🤌🏾

I feel so seen. Wow

Washing dishes is the bane of my existence

Baby throw that MF right now

Tsuyoku nareru

Can somebody lend me some pussy til I get on my feet? 🙏🏾

The way my dog understands my social cues is hilarious to me… I literally just have to give him a look and he’s outta my face

Why was Teddy Altman in a whole lesbian love triangle???? 🫠

Dak just steam rolled tf outta them 🤯🫠

BIRDS 5-2 💚 #FlyEaglesFly

Welcome Back AJ BROWN!

I don’t have the sense that God gave a shoelace when it comes to contacts and eye drops 🥲😭