These hoes chose all the wrong men EXCEPT for Ronnie 💀

This breakdown hits every time

Caleb turned the fuck up in Casa!!!! #LoveIsland

I stopped going to self check-out because… if ima be working here, ima need something off these groceries. TF

In an apocalyptic/post apocalyptic event I am NOT fighting to stay alive at all… pack me up in the first wave of whatever tf going on. 😭

Holy shit, pimple patches really work

I’m ready to see Dōma on my screen again

I wanna trade my truck in for an SQ5 😭

I couldn’t imagine getting a random email telling me not to come to work after however many years of service, knowing full well it was because of that man.. I cannot confidently say that I wouldn’t be down @1600 going full Kamikaze 😂

I knew that bitch had an abortion

Switched back to Fios and I’m so excited to get home and get on the game 🤗

Marshawn Lynch being on Euphoria is so fucking funny

Harsh white lighting just gives psycho, serial 🔪-er vibes

I deserve linguine alle vongole

Fuck them voters who’s having voter’s remorse!! I’m not forgiving shit!!!

I wanna go to top golf

$60… and I was already at half a tank????? Absolutely fucking not

I been SO Gassy lately…call me Gaseous Clay

None of us are making it outta here alive… LIVE YOUR LIFE!

Anybody familiar with Medicube skin care?

I’m still mad af about how they did Vivica in Independence Day 2 🤬

I wish my parents lived closer so I could go shopping at their houses 🥺

I thought my dentist appointment was tomorrow… it was last week 💀

Sleep syncope is CRAZY work

I would like spaghetti alle vongole

Being handed a bathroom key…in the Year of Our Lord Beyonce 2000 and 26 is DIABOLICAL… we may as well go back to outhouses and guillotines 😩

I am a stupid, dumb bitch 🥲🤦🏾‍♂️

Hillary Duff come get your baddie chain babe

Passive aggressiveness has to be my number one pet peeve 😮‍💨

I miss Yara Shahidi on my tv screen

I think some of y’all tend to forget we are all grown and can do whatever we want with our own lives.

I miss edibles

—I sleep naked, mandatory.

Kinda wanna cuddle and watch scary movies, kinda don’t want nobody in my face or space 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

I can’t believe I’m out here paying bills and taxes and providing for myself… in the GHETTO, cuz two people got together and “wanted to have me” 🤮 Let’s have a baby they said… it’ll be fun they said And now I’m stuck here 🙄

Guuhh what is happening at my job- 2 coworkers got walked out for tussling 2 got walked for hitting a plane 1 got in accident and fell out the tug today 1 had a stroke this morning 1 got walked out last night for a weed grinder This too much 😭

Regular pay last week Profit sharing this week Regular pay next week

Finna start donating to St. Jude… it’s gon look good on my application to Heaven. 😇

Bitch!!! FLO’s TinyDesk 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 The Girls, The Band, The Backgrounds My god today

I love dumplings so much. I wanna be a dumpling.

I need to move somewhere without traffic 😭

Love this bitch #SellingtheOC

Hate this bitch #SellingtheOC

Chloe was so real… Treat me like I treat me!!!!

A verse man >>>>>

Tf is happening in Miami where I can’t get a rental?!

Listen 😩🫦

The whores are moaning 😮‍💨

Brent is great… Visually Musically… the greatest most beautiful gowns… 😐

Yo, everything has pissed me off today since the moment I opened my eyes 😂😂😂