Going to the international market >>>> Empty Supermarkets

I should get started on my chicken bone broth now 🤔

Weekend Agenda: Anime, Fortnite, Movies and Tequila. DASSIT 🥳❄️

I am insanely jealous of those who can play piano 🥲

I cannot believe… it’ll STILL be January NEXT WEEK. 😭 it’s been 84 days

Coworker just picked up my Saturday— And just like that, I’m off until next Wednesday 💃💃 I need a tan 😏✈️

I could go for a burger… but like a teeny tiny, smoll smoll burger.

Anything sexual I’ve said to a top is extremely conditional and pending approval. 😂

I just RAN outta work, bitch WTF. I am so sleepy 😭

Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities 📍Panama City

Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities 📍Luquillo

Beyonce is so MOTHER. WOW.

I love when people try to play with my intelligence but not as much as when they try to downplay their malfeasance. 🙂

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I’m naming my next puppy Frederick Doglass

It’s giving…. Ariana Grandniece.

Why tf is it so hard to find some seamoss gel in the dmv

WTF?!?! CALEB 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I would like 1 cuddle with a man

I wouldn’t be mad if Jared Verse went to the superbowl 🤭

Baby they tearing CJ Stroud up lmao oh my god

I have no desire to be in gen pop for a concert anymore unless it’s… you know…. But other than that seat/box me please.

I hate when people tell me to “stay warm” or stay cool” at work… bitch I can’t, it’s impossible. The windchill is 13°. Send me a cash app instead 🤣

Amelia operating on Dr. Herman is one of my favorite episodes 🥹

Ima need Audi to add remote start to the app… IMMEDIATELY.

I get a kick out of randomly bussin out in runs like Jacquees… it’s just so damn ridiculous 🤭😂

Jake Elliot… you have ONE FUCKING JOB

140 bags on a 319 is crazy 😭

It’s Complicated 🥸

I volunteer as tribute

Until it saves your life because it saved mine last year. ✨

Waiting for this melatone to kick innnn

I’ve driven all over this country. LA, Houston, Chicago, Indiana, ATL, all over Florida, up and down the east coast and most recently NYC. And nothing, I mean NOTHING infuriates me more than driving in the DMV 🤬… everyone drives like they have shit for brains 😭

Having anxiety is slick funny as hell. I be sitting here minding my business and all of a sudden BOOM… feel like I’m being sucked into a vacuum

Lemme take this tree down chile

I want a sourdough starter 🫠

MUTT.

No earthly desire to bring kids into this hellscape

I’m supposed to be at the gym… I’m at costco food court eating pizza 🤦🏾‍♂️

Where did all this horny come from?? My god

I love running with a random group of fun drivers… like yes sis, you ate that pull 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

Are they not handing out the Black movies Required Viewing syllabus anymore?

Goorrrrrllll what’s going awn??? 😭😭😭

Ooohhh shit, this nigga dead yall

I think I’m gonna do a dry-ish January… yes, clap for me. 😌

Going to bed at 4am knowing full well you finna have a busy, full day in a few hours is mental illness…. It’s me I’m mentally ill 😭

Hollander be taking that meat baby 🤭 #HeatedRivalry