Willen de Nederlandse minister en de directeur van de Centrale Bank even meekijken? Dit kan dus gewoon. Verhuis het desnoods naar Canada..

Mar 3: "We won the war” Mar 7: "We defeated Iran” Mar 9: "We must attack Iran” Mar 10: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully” Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet”

Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."

Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help” Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO” Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."

Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."

Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”

Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."

Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not. Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."

Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." ENDS

@koppenverklapt.bsky.social De gevolgen zijn dat de wereld sneller opwarmt.

@koppenverklapt.bsky.social Hong Kong

Syrische president geen Grolsch-drinker.

Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa struggles to open a plastic water bottle during an interview in London, the female host politely helps him open it.

There’s always a tweet. Rubio on December 14, 2023. Before he hooked his wagon to Satan.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

So kann es dus ook..

Het zal toch wel ai zijn, die foto met Israëlische parlementsleden met een gouden strop als broche, met champagne vierend dat ze voortaan legaal Palestijnen mogen opknopen? Nee. Het is echt. En de meerderheid van hun land juicht mee.

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Ps: zo’n AWACS-vliegtuig kost ruim 500 miljoen.

Trump: "We have a thing called a war, or as they would rather say, a military operation. It's for legal reasons. Because as a military operation, I don't need any approvals. As a war you're supposed to get approval from Congress. Something like that. So I call it a military operation."

Wat een ijzersterke column van Eva Peek over Thomas Erdbrink, en de schade die hij berokkent voor de rest van het journaille. En Thomas zich maar verbazen waarom hij in Rusland zo vrij zijn werk kon doen. Maar waarom zouden de Russen een nuttige idioot lastig vallen? www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/...

Messcherpe analyse van Eva Peek over serie Thomas Erdbrink inzake Rusland. Per saldo dragen hij en regisseur Van Broekhoven met hun provinciaalse, al dan niet geveinsde, naieve blik objectief bij aan ondermijnen waarheidsvinding tgv Kremlin. www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/...

NEW: Israeli strikes killed seven paramedics this morning, as well as the three journalists targeted in this car. According to other media in the group, the car was clearly marked with “PRESS” on the sides & roof. A violation of Article 79 of the Geneva Conventions. Israel’s Gaza Playbook.

Nu wil Israël ook Palestijnen gaan ophangen, na een showproces zonder kans op beroep. Neem dan meteen pianosnaren, dan ben je tenminste consequent in het niet willen leren van geschiedenis. nos.nl/l/2608177

Ha! Gaan alle kranten, nieuws- en babbelshows hun analyses nu weer intrekken? Het zal wel weer niet.. nos.nl/l/2608068

OPROEP: las je vroeger altijd graag De Telegraaf, maar zegde de abonnement op omdat je je niet meer bij de krant thuis voelde? Mail of dm mij. Anoniem mag ook. Ik zoek wat kruimels om mijn mening te bevestigen. Dank! RT is aardig.

@lectrr.bsky.social 🤩

Ernstige vertaalfouten in 'Onze man bij de vijand': Thomas Erdbrink stelt kritische vragen over de Russische oorlog tegen 🇺🇦 aan de nabestaanden van een dode soldaat, maar die worden door de tolk als mededelingen vertaald. Daardoor is het alsof ze niet willen antwoorden. 🧵1/9

Ook in de Nederlandse media vind je deze boodschap zelden terug: de president is écht, letterlijk, gestoord en geestelijk ziek.

"I understand the president's frustration" -- Mark Rutte is completely committed to appeasement of Trump, even when he's asked about Trump trashing NATO

Mark Rutte wordt tegengesproken.. ook wel eens fijn.

Even los van de inhoud (de massale slachting van vee is bizar op dit moment): wanneer slaan opgespoten lippen over naar je dna en zadel je daar je nageslacht mee op?

‘It’s about money, senator’. Inderdaad: kijken! Echt …

It's interesting how The Daily Wire attacks the idea that gender is a performance when their sets are all about gender performance. Look at the aesthetics here — the cigars and crystal decanter with Japanese whiskey, the black dress shirt, the tight suit with two-toned double monks and tie bar ...

Dit maakt de dag weer goed

Jon Stewart is echt briljant www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2aY...

We zijn op het punt gekomen dat - omdat ik voor betaalbare woningen ben en me verzet tegen de winsten van huisjesmelkers - Mona Keijzer me vergelijkt met een moordende dictator. Kennelijk maken ze zich zorgen over een groot GroenLinks in Amsterdam ;)

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

* GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT @reuters.com

Met geld van de Europese Unie.

Good map reading. We may do capitals of the states next.

KILMEADE: When will know the war is over? TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.

Blumenthal after getting briefed on Iran: "We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran to accomplish any of the potential objectives here. There's also the specter of active Russian aid to Iran putting in danger American lives ... China also may be assisting Iran"

Ondertussen in het rancuneus, problemen- ontkennend Nederland, kiezen de boeren nu voor het echte fascisme: www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/b...

Is it really a war? Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

I'll say this for Trump, he makes good on his pledges

IRAN WAR OPERATIONAL TIMEFRAME, ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE/PENTAGON: Saturday: “days” Sunday: “a week” Monday: “four weeks” Tuesday: “four to five weeks” Wednesday: “eight weeks” They have no idea what they are doing or what they have unleashed.

Once you start torpedoing ships in international waters, that are not involved in conflict, you cease to have a limited theater of war. You have taken a war global. Every single US asset and citizen, worldwide, just became a target. Catastrophically reckless. (🎥 Department of War)

Is this, too, from shaking lots of hands?