jag hittade en svensk flagga här i Pilar, Paraguay ikväll!

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN! Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵) Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!

what if i were to marry a serbian man

findom is a gateway kink to inflation

HERE YOU GO THIS IS TRANSGENDER FERRARI MAN

And now I'm back on my other bullshit

“continue without supporting us.”

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

you're not a real friend unless you remember the last time your friend had a nosebleed

evil bodega cat be like: it rejects a pet like yes problem. completely afraid. that's a terrible cat right there.

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

you've alerted the whored 🚨

ok i might not be so vanilla anymore

sucking the tits of my soldier boyfriend ✅

legitimately knackered from yesterday, maybe i shouldn't be up for over 24 hours

injecting ultrabra directly into my ear veins to rinse the feelings

other highlights of testing the NSFW detector: this one pluot is a penis

oh whiskey is fucking horrible, what

watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it

para que piko hay gente acá en paraguay comprando satélites de starlink. dejen pue de darle su plata a elon

is your rock hard as a bed or are you just microsoft stored to see me

Double entendre title of the week. This book is from 2005 and appears to be from a UK or HK publisher but I really think someone should have told them.

theres no joy in that persons heart

me and who

iso kala

RGB är förkortningen för Röd, Gul, Blå

117. 🚗

Tool

got the order papers: woke 2 is underway

Captain Torture

Why is the texas national guard lookin so much like my grindr contacts? Hegseth come get these beautiful bears, they should be at my pool party, not at war

It’s go fund me time, I didn’t wanna but friends said I should and made it If you can donate thank you and if not it’s all good pls pass it around if it’s not too much trouble 💗 www.gofundme.com/f/support-ve...

Reminder that Bryan Hawn is a white supremacist MAGA voting transphobic homophobic misogynistic piece of fucking human garbage. Following him is endorsement & excusing him. He’s also such a little bitch he one time did a terrible photoshop of my pic bc he couldn’t win an argument BLOCK HIM

i need to open a stupid restaurant, straight up the most confusing restaurant that will make people go "why the fuck are you doing it like this but also your food good"

gross, revenue!

what if someone shrunk me down and kept me as a pet

Found it

detta låten är så javla gott

Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

i think this twink is trying to fuck me ohhh so badly

The Night Epstein Died

Of course women dont like the cybertruck Women only want one thing, and it's a 1989 Nissan S-Cargo (pic of @ellenfromnowon.co.uk 's snale)

i cant in good faith eat your bussy, sorry