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Jesucristo prometió acabar con el pecado del mundo. Odín prometió acabar con los gigantes de hielo. ¿Quien cumple? Yo no veo ningún gigante de hielo.

Planning to attend a tech conference next year. I am interested in #java #jvm #performance and #streaming. Which conference should I attend? Ideally in Europe

Should You Still Use LOMBOK in 2025? Pros & Cons youtu.be/D-4mWspCz58?... Great video by @cat-edelveis.bsky.social

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The Pragmatic Engineer 2025 Survey: What’s in your tech stack? buff.ly/xCCf8ti #developer #tech #survey

I could really use your help looking for Senior++ Technical Writer roles or intermediate++ Developer Relations roles. I'm looking to stay in Germany. I'm also considering building up a freelance pipeline but realistically full time work makes my visa situation way easier. Please RT for reach 🙇‍♀️

Advanced performance analysis with async-profiler by Andrei Pangin @devoxx.uk #jvm www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7-S...

Performance Improvement by 10 Times, GraalVM Application Observability Practice: www.alibabacloud.com/blog/perform... by Alibaba Cloud Native Community #Java #GraalVM #observability

Today's thread is about something I'm rather experienced with... How to Get Fired With Both Grace and Aplomb

Just got caught up in the latest round of terminations from Microsoft. If anyone needs a "batteries included" advocate who really knows code, AI, and real production concerns + solutions, ping me! Ready to make great things happen for you. Onward and upward!

The podcast episodes by @adambien.blog and @forked-franz.bsky.social talking low level Java performance stuff are 🙌🏻🙌🏻 I hope they do more airhacks.fm#episode_343 airhacks.fm#episode_340

I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community

Where do I start if I want to learn Apache Flink fast? I prefer video content over written but at this point I am mostly looking for high quality materials in any format. #flink #streaming #java

Watching @hollycummins.com talk about how wasteful we are as an industry wakes up some hunter instinct in my brain. I need to find and kill the zombies. youtu.be/1c2va5nATmQ?...

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How I built an AI company to save my open source project On this day, 3 years ago, my world fell apart. It was a Thursday. I just finished my second meeting that morning, looked at my inbox and realized it was over. My life’s work was over. Read more: timefold.ai/blog/how-i-b...

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

How do you fit a 250kB dictionary in 64kB of RAM and still perform fast lookups? For reference, even with gzip -9, you can't compress this file below 85kB. In the 1970s, Douglas McIlroy faced this exact challenge while implementing the spell checker for Unix at AT&T.

I've alwats found this image very helpful.

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me. When will we pass privacy regulations

I'm looking for a new job. Fully remote since I'm living in the Japanese countryside, but I'm flexible on working hours. If you know someone that needs a Kotlin/Java backend engineer with also experience in leading teams and mentoring please pm me. Retweets are appreciated!

Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉 We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:

@bilbostack.com donde se pueden ver las ponencias y los tracks de la próxima edición? En la web solo veo a los ponentes.

Just received my copy of the just released second edition of the “Performance analysis and tuning on modern CPUs” book. Great way to start the week.

Java is Very Fast, If You Don’t Create Many Objects How you can see that object allocation doesn't scale with more threads.

I suspect eventually it’ll disappoint us as well here, but the migration away from X that the tech community is pulling off in a very short time is such a rare event that I am enjoying it like a 5 yo on Christmas day.