RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

In science it's important not to ascribe telos to inanimate things. The things we study simply ARE; while their interactions may produce certain outcomes, the production of these outcomes is not what those things are "for". So, yes, the ray often CAUSES death, but that doesn't make it a "death ray".

using AI at any stage of game development is loser shit but the excuse of "oh we only used it during the concept art stage" is always insane to me. concept art is literally the fun part. you asked the robot to do the fun part for you. do you also need the robot to eat dessert for you

Ohhhhh my god brainwashed mech pilots wouldn't actually be a good idea? And mechs themselves wouldn't be very effective weapons? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Yoshiyuki Tomino?

casualities unknown looks like one of those really well-thought-out games for sickos like noita

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR THIRTY YEARS"

I always wanted to fuck everything in Horizon Zero Dawn

A successful game people broadly seem to like releases and an executive has to rush out and reassure people that they won't be letting that happen again

I just think it'd be fun if Lancaster pilots could make their funny dog stand on its hind legs as a threat display #lancerrpg

Unforced Feminization

She will be hearing from me tonight.

新世紀チキンサラダ

My name is gween

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

If they ever open a new Heart Attack Grill I feel like I’m obligated to road-trip there…

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

Super excited to show my latest VRChat world: a 1:1 recreation of Mario Bros. Plumbing from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! ⭐️ Not only can you hang out in a Brooklyn basement like a true plumber, but you can also watch every single episode of the show, including Super Show, 3, and World!

Shoutout to that one time I modded in egg in Half-Life: Alyx.

I bet his burgers are life-changingly good

Slightly increase a band. Ten Inch Nails

This game is excellent and YOU 🫵 should play it

Artifact of tremendous power at the vintage bookstore

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

A sneak peak into the development of indie games:

War Machine is a mid as fuck dad movie, but it’s the closest thing we’re ever gonna get to live action Battletech so I still liked it anyways.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

this is the greatest game nintendo has ever made

The prophecy...

“That beer has been in your fridge for years, it probably tastes bad” buddy it’s an IPA it tasted bad when I bought it

unspoken rule of commissioning

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

feels like this is how ive been posting lately

Trying to very gently explain to the underclassmen who invited me to go party that if I drink too much I turn into the guy from Nightcrawler

The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.

One of my favorite hobbies is drinking ridiculously colored beverages from nice glassware and pretending to be an evil fantasy noble

If you bring a portable speaker into a restaurant the manager should be allowed to cave your skull in with it.

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

Made noodle soup with the McDonald’s ramyeon seasoning (this was bad don’t do this)

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

TYSM, this is absolutely sick AF

exclusively calling them that now btw