I understand academically that years in the first century are only two digits, but it doesn’t make stuff like this not funny to me

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

horrible experience: Finished a drink at the bar and the bartender said "oh you liked that huh". What does it mean. Am I a freak with terrible taste

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

tera is the best regional pokemon gimmick because it is fun in vgc and makes 6v6 singles abysmal dogshit

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Amogus IIC

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Trying to learn MegaMek is like trying to learn a whole new field of mathematics. How does anyone use this?

"Well here we are in ye olde England, Max!" "Oooh! Let's terrorise the local population and become Pagan Gods!" "Aren't you already the God of several minor and major religions, Max?" "Yeah, but I wanna be able to put the King of England to the sword!" "You crack me up little buddy."

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

bushwacker x incubus is my new crackship

Go enjoy Project Hail Mary before Velcro-wearing band kids try to tell you it sucks

Calvin's dad was so real for this

Lost items I’ve found while cleaning the corner of my room tonight - A bottle of wine - Two Destiny raid jackets - A box of pens - My Lucky T-shirt - four novels - A revolver - ~$300 of silver bullion I should probably clean more often.

It's striking how much mental health advice directed at kids and teenagers boils down to saying "you have to be okay with people treating you like you're not fully human because they're right, but it's okay because one day you WILL be human", then being genuinely surprised when it doesn't help.

If you FELL from the top it would take 47 minutes. If you JUMPED you may very well achieve escape velocity

Turns out if you stay up for more than 24 hours it doesn’t FEEL like the next day. It feels like a NG+ run of the previous day.

Currently working on an essay surveying British folk music culture. Nobody is gonna see it except the professor, who is an exceptionally renowned folklorist and the longest serving member of faculty in my university’s history. No pressure.

New favorite marathon player; guy who gunned me down from behind, screaming "IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY" at the top of his lungs #marathon

As a certified Destiny oldhead I REALLY wanted to dislike Marathon. For better or for worse though, I’ve been having a blast.

We did absolutely nothing productive in my tabletop game today, as we were more focused on acquiring a Lobster Harmonica from a bowling alley claw machine. We then took it to get reforged into a master crafted dwarven steel lobster harmonica. Today was a good day.

some drawing advice that is very serious

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

i keep saying this

May your Ls be many and your bitches be few

i remember playing cod zombies with my next door neighbor when we were teenagers and he activated the random item box and it gave him the m1918 and he groaned and said "the BAR stands for 'barely automatic rifle'" and i still remember the venom in his voice

They shoulda never given me breasts. Im gonna get really irresponsible with these

me and who

get on our level

i've never liked anyone this much before

Look, I've nothing against Deltarune per se, but Deltarune fans are so desperate to be the topic of discussion, they'll respond to literally any description of a game with "this is Deltarune". I could bullet-point a précis of Pathologic and they'd find a way to interpret it as being about Deltarune.

To be read in a Strong Bad voice

It’s so funny to me that McDonald’s managed to fuck up the launch of the Big Arch so ridiculously bad. Like… it seems like a perfectly decent fast food burger, and it almost certainly would have done fine if the CEO didn’t act like it was gonna jump out of his hands and latch onto his face.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

the flimsy steve post is so real and it's so fucking funny that damon albarn agrees

atheist chosen undead entering science fortress to travel to anor logic

a delayed game is eventually good but a canceled game that never comes out and had cool promotional material will be good forever

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

My dear mother, who has just returned from a sojourn in the UK, decided that out of every delicious snack across the pond what this family really needed to try was Weetabix. she bought a whole box man.