even if trans women had a biological advantage at sports we let people with biological advantages participate in sports all the time—at a professional level they're basically required—and no one cares because those advantages don't trigger a reflexive discomfort in cis people

I swear I spend a quarter of my work day watching this damn thing spin.

Throwback Thursday. Abbie, shortly after renouncing her feraldom. You can see she came with her judgemental glare.

If you need help convincing people not to watch the new HP show, here it is. JKR will make $20m per year from the show, per Forbes. She also openly admits that she pours her fortunes into anti-trans activism, per Yahoo News. There’s a direct pipeline between HP and trans people’s suffering.

"The psspsspsss is strong with this one"

If my cat has had more vaccines than your baby, maybe you shouldn't be a parent

When your 12 year old cat has supper zoomies...

On this BREAKFAST CLUB detention day anniversary, I want you to know I am still mad about this makeover after decades :) John Hughes, what did you have against cool goth girls?!

I just called my cat the crunchiest carrot in the garden. I'm not sure what that means, but I know it is 100% fitting.

Trump could have sent any number of groups to the airports to help TSA. He chose ICE for a reason! Because it’s another opportunity for them to kidnap people! Airports are a great place to find people! You think ICE quotas are gonna disappear at airports??

Happy 95th Birthday to Captain Kirk, T.J. Hooker and the one and only Denny Crane.

Fake David on TikTok forgot what laguage he speaks for a minute. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I want to be able to enjoy my comfort shows again.😭

The President should be apprehended and removed from office. That is my moderate position.

Spread this dear ones: "Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this to TREND! Answered that for you

You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.

can't argue....

I am going to quote him one day. I hope it is soon.

Forget "the floor is lava", the floor has cats ready to chomp your feet.

De Niro has it right. The American people can agree on some things after all.

Republicans in Congress know they’re in deep trouble for the midterms unless they can rig the rules. Donald Trump even said that passing the “SAVE” Act will “guarantee the midterms.” Don’t be fooled: the “SAVE” Act is their way to keep American citizens from voting.

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Yes I am eating carrot cake at my desk at 9am. Don't judge me.

If I had a nickel for every time I spent my birthday seeing Nichols Christopher sing in accent in a musical also starring Aaron Tveit and then lose a vital personal item on my way home, I'd have 2 nickels but strange it happened twice.

Gavin Newsom is not high on my list of prefferd candidates but, whoever is running his social media... 🤌

Or is it rotisserie chicken?

Maybe a little too close.

About to head through Times Square. Pray for me.

This may be the gin talking but I think I need a nice 1920s inspired bob.

Not even done with my 2nd cocktail and I'm thinking the block and a half to the theater is too far to walk.🫤

Happy Birthday to me.

If you can not go to the St. Patrick's Day parade without having to have green trump/MAGA gear, you may be in a cult. P.S. Your Irish immigrant ancestors are ashamed of you.

How did I forget today was St. Patrick's Day? I saw all the people in green at the train station and went fuuuuu..... I should have stayed home. #Old&Grumpy

If I were a sheep still living my life in L.A.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

Jews are targeted in shuls & online. Brown & Black people are abducted and sent to concentration camps. Muslims are openly targeted by politicians. Activists & journalists are targeted by the FBI. Trans & queer people are being outlawed. We are in this together. This is why solidarity matters.

Me when someone speaks badly on cats.

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Perfect loaf.

My brain is broken. I am making dinner and it took me a good 5 minutes to figure out how to time when to put the side into the oven. I put the main in at 7:06 it needs to cook 35 min. The side cooks for 13. I figured it out, but it shouldn't have been that challenging. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!