Canceling Disney+ means losing access to Andor; a show Disney would not produce today. At this rate, the only media we'll have left are VHS tapes and LP albums. I'm OK with that.

@willharrisinva.bsky.social Here's the article.

@sepinwall.bsky.social @drsepinwall.bsky.social It's my 56th birthday today and I'd like to give you a gift. Actually, it's a twofer.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @sifill.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social I figured out the perfect analogy for Trump's accountability grift. "Today's weather is going to be sunny and warm. Clearly, Trump is winning. The forecast for the rest of the week is cloudy with rain. All Biden's fault."

@emilystjams.bsky.social Diving in to your Lost book with an adult libation on the deck with 72 degrees and sunshine as my guide. CHEERS!

Once upon a time I tried to avoid feelings of rage, anger and despair. Turns out, rage, anger and despair are legitimately cathartic emotions worthy of release in times like these. Prove me wrong. I dare you. Foolishness no longer sates the delusions we create for these days. Anger? Yes, please.

This latest mass shooting is it. The final straw. Republicans, MAGA, whatever the fuck these twat waddles are called, bear 100% of the blame and it's time. Me must bend the 2nd Amendment to our will. Period. Fuck you. Now. Trump has exposed the weakness in the Constitution. It's time.

There's now an entire sub-genre "news" outlets are platforming where a "BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT/LIP READING EXPERT" is brought on to somehow divine the thoughts/words of someone based on video footage taken at a distance.

Am I going to have to learn hand to hand combat, marksmanship (both side arm and rifle), field medic, and setting up makeshift camps in under 60 minutes? I'd rather not. I'd prefer being considerate and snarky in equal measure online but with each passing day I'm not sure so sure.

If you're National Guard or any other service member being deployed against people in the US and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status or have any other concerns whatsoever, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487 girightshotline.org

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @jvl.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social @marcelias.bsky.social @mjsdc.bsky.social NEW RULE: Since we know his name has been redacted but not where in the document, when & if they release it I say we assume every redaction says DONALD J. TRUMP.

@bencollins.bsky.social Gonna have to really up your game if this keeps up.

I feel like like the Genesis song Invisible Touch is actually about a mutant female serial killer.

TO DO LIST 2026 Win progressive Democratic Super Majorities in both House and Senate Reinstate the ENTIRETY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 2 Term Limit (5 years each term) for the Supreme Court Age limit of 65 years old for all congressional offices PROSECUTE

@evilmopacatx.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social Don't tell us we're not hip and cool. First full day in Austin and hit up H.E.B. at 8am. Taking my lovely wife to Estes tonight. Currently digging the rooftop pool. Conans for lunch tomorrow before Superman at the Bullock Imax.

@emilystjams.bsky.social Away from that other thread, I want to apologize for my part in lighting the fuse. It's never my intention. Apologies.

@philnobilejr.bsky.social @evilmopacatx.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social Austin folks. Will be in town all next week and looking for recs for nice non-touristy restaurants to take my beautiful wife to for her birthday on Tuesday. Thoughts?

Fuck it. I say we create a new arm of DHS called NICE. We hire 20,000 stylists and agents whose job is the kidnapping of anyone suspected of being a NAZI or member of the KKK. We whisk them off to Glitter Gulch where they're given makeovers head to toe. Hair, nails. The whole nine. Pink. Purple.

@willharrisinva.bsky.social @jvl.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social youtu.be/YPwvspC000k?... Might be retired from the NHL, but his fighting technique is on point. GRAB the shirt, punch. Making the BANG sound with each blow **chef's kiss**

Seeing lots of governors saying 20-40 rural hospitals will likely close as the budget numbers fall into place for FY 2026. If that's the case, we could be faced with 1,000 rural hospital closures by this time in 2027.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @edeggans.bsky.social Can someone circle back to the part of President CHEETO FACE'S cabinet meeting today where he made the entirely TRUE claim that the White House bought 200,000 EGGS for the Easter Egg Roll?!?!?! That's 16,666 DOZEN EGGS.

Here's another one for the DAMN I'M OLD pile. When I was watching the Three Stooges after school in the late 70's it never occurred to me that they were FORTY YEARS OLD by then. Also, love the episode descriptions.

@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @sepinwall.bsky.social Do either of you fine hoopleheads know if there's a published version of the complete Desdwood scripts? I've done some cursory investigating with no luck.

@crobertcargill.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @philnobilejr.bsky.social I'm done waiting for a bright spot. My wife and I decided it's time to build a community on our street. Here's the flyer we're handing out. Feel free to jump on board.

To all my Austin and San Antonio folks please be safe in all this flooding.

It's time to get drunk.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social The GOP merchandising Concentration Camps. I guess it's a good thing screen printing wasn't a thing in 1940 or they'd have sold "LAST TRAIN TO AUSCHWITZ" merchandise.

Um. Feels like that headline is missing a word. I can't quite put my finger on it. If not, I have questions.

@bencollins.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @willharrisinva.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social 2025 is fucking undefeated.

@chrisgeidner.bsky.social If the Roberts court overturns Birthright Citizenship would it be retroactive or would it only apply going forward?

@crobertcargill.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @willharrisinva.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social My Sunday is sorted. You?

For most of my adult life I've been a center-left independent. Over these last 5 months, countless sleepless nights and serious reflection on my place in this world I've arrived at a wholly new consideration. I'm now much closer to left democratic socialist. This world no longer functions

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com Since it looks like we're going to war with Iran to help Israel distract from Gaza, I guess that means all the Marines currently deployed in Los Angeles will be redeploying to Iran? Do I have that right?

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @mjsdc.bsky.social An (UN)intended consequence of the gestapo kidnappings hasn't come up yet. How many of these abducted undocumented folks, who hold jobs, pay taxes & participate in our communities, have houses with current mortgages? 1/2

@timmiller.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @jvl.bsky.social At this rate, how long before the Trump Administration stops nickel and diming Harvard, and skips straight to declaring EMINENT DOMAIN for the entire Harvard Campus? Maybe build Trump Harvard Resort?

@crobertcargill.bsky.social @scottderrickson.bsky.social Dad joke incoming. I'm sorry. youtu.be/v0kqkRZHqk4?... To the 80s commercial jingle "The Clapper" GRAB ON...GRAB OFF...GRAB ON...THE GRABBER It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry.

There aren't enough stories about people spontaneously combusting in the news these days.

@crobertcargill.bsky.social @evilmopacatx.bsky.social Austin peeps. I'm planning a surprise Austin adventure the third week in July for my wife's birthday. Any recommendations for where to stay? One of the places I'm considering is the Stephen F. Austin Sonestra Downtown. Thoughts?

@edeggans.bsky.social Having finally watched Andor S2 1-9 I want to take this moment of reflection to offer sincere thanks for your perspective about what art is capable of achieving. Andor, more so than any other recent creative work, speaks to our time like no other. We should listen. Thank you.

@willharrisinva.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @crobertcargill.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social I can imagine how excited she was when she told her family she'd booked her first ad photo shoot...

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social I've finally reached the point in this timeline where any skeet, YouTube or news article more than 24 hours old gets ignored because that shit is way out of date. That's history now.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @weinberg.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @galeannehurd.bsky.social Who knew all it takes to defeat SKYNET is asking it to turn off the lights in my office. Smart lights, mind you, that are part of my network.

@weinberg.social @alancerny.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @crobertcargill.bsky.social @scottderrickson.bsky.social As the anesthesia wears off, thought you'd appreciate some recovery lovin'. It's a 2 for 1 kinda afternoon so here's your 2 favorite things in one image.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @alancerny.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social Danny McBride needs to do a three episode miniseries for Teenjus in the style of a superhero origin story.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social @chrisgeidner.bsky.social SPOKESPERSON FOR DONNY'S CUTRATE SKYDIVING ACADEMY: "We're currently experiencing a temporary issue with the parachutes from that dive plane overhead. Rest assured, we expect them to quickly stop falling."

It's not DEPORTATION. DEPORTATION, by definition, is an action to remove a person from the United States back to their country of origin. ABDUCTION, INCARCERATION AND RELOCATION is an action to dissappear a person without due process to a country having no connection to the abducted immigrants.

@willharrisinva.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @weinberg.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social @marcelias.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Always nice to see brothers on FOX NEWS.

@willharrisinva.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @marcelias.bsky.social @thetnholler.bsky.social It's against the law to sell alcohol on election day until the polls close in Kentucky; bribery & all that jazz, but this festering apartheid loving cunt hair is openly buying votes?

@crobertcargill.bsky.social @drewmcweeny.com @willharrisinva.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @alancerny.bsky.social @sepinwall.bsky.social It just dawned on me that this whole classified Signal chat is the 2025 remake of the 1988 classic movie THE MIRACLE MILE minus nuclear holocaust.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social @willharrisinva.bsky.social @sethabramson.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social @sorayanadiamcdonald.com @marcelias.bsky.social It was all there, out in the wide open in 1992. youtu.be/1QQqioef19k?...