Would anyone be surprised if we eventually find out that Schumer is in the bag for... You know.

I look forward to to having a president with a normal skin color so I don’t have to think of him every time I eat one of my favorite fruits.

So will Temu Moses wait the typical 50 fucking day grace period to swear in the next trump sucking moron who only got elected by 8 points in red as fuck Tennessee?

Add my name to that

💦♥️💦 Tue, Nov 11 Yesterday, all members of J, K, & L pod were together inland Puget Sound making for a true superpod! Today, orcas present in Central Puget Sound, behaving like residents, so looks like at least some stayed over. ♥️ 📸 SRKW breaches off Point Robinson on Nov 2. By Kas Alexis. #psws

🌖💛 Fri, Nov 7 Bigg’s orcas have held a presence this week. Today, a large number of inbound orcas upper Admiralty. Ressies? Bigg’s? We’ll see - either way, have a lovely day out there! 📸 L110 Midnight (w/lip flap) during SRKW pass at Pt Robinson last Sunday. By Amber Stanfill 11/2. #psws

☔🌬️💨 Sat, Oct 25 Yesterday, Bigg's orcas T99s, T137s, & T38C & T38E moved down Admiralty Inlet together. Today, orcas reported around Elliott Bay. Bundle up & go have some blustery day whale viewing fun. 📸 A member of either the T65As or T137s breaching near Purdy in June. By Randy Witter #psws

Calling your dog without calling

#WontLookWednesday #Dogsofbluesky #AustrailianShepherd #BorderCollie Libby and Yogi post bath-time bonding.

Was LBJ the most dog friendly President? Aside from the "Beagle Incident"- his Beagles sure look happy to see him. His last dog, Yuki, went everywhere he did until the day LBJ passed away. #Dogs #History #doglover

Amidst the swirling storm of excrement that we are having to endure- if you have a dog, then there is another soul out there whose love is unconditional, whose loyalty is unwavering, and who would give their life to save yours. This is one of ours, Jagger. #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #PetsofBlueSky

If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants. If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car…

Here's my wife and I watching the 5 minutes of News that we are able to stomach... before we revert to watching YTube videos about Squirrels... and, of course, "Girl with the Dogs" videos. #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #Aussies #PetsofBlueSky 1/2

No matter how much of our country is stolen. I know I have something that he can never, ever have... The love of a dog. #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #Aussies #PetsofBlueSky

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #BorderCollie #PetsofBlueSky . This is Libby. Her original owner got her as their first dog (don't get me started) They complained that all she did was bark and bite at her cage. [1/3]

"Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way." ~ Caroline Knapp #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #EntlebucherMountainDog #PetsofBlueSky . . This is Jagger. Sometimes he assists me at work.

"Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn't ever know we had." ~Thom Jones . #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #JackRussellTerrier #JackRussell This is Wilbur.

Was LBJ the most dog friendly President? Aside from the "Beagle Incident"- his Beagles sure look happy to see him. His last dog, Yuki, went everywhere he did until the day LBJ passed away. #Dogs #History #doglover

Christmas Eve - 56 years ago, One of the most beautiful and thought provoking images ever recorded, was taken by Astronaut William Anders aboard Apollo 8. The entirety of all humanity minus 3. #Photography

‪‪"Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another." ~Jane Austen #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky . This is Comet. When we adopted him he was emaciated, had a severely injured front paw, and was covered with fleas. How someone can be cruel to a dog - I'll never understand.

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive." —Gilda Radner . #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #BorderCollies

"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." – Orhan Pamuk . #Dogs #DogsofBlueSKy

Some of us can't wait for it to snow. I've had many dogs. And every one of them loved winter and the snow. And I think about everyone of them when the first snow comes. #Dogs #DogsofBluesky

"As anyone who goes into dog-rescue knows, it is not a for-profit business, but the rewards are priceless for me." ~Emmylou Harris #Dogs #DogsofBluesky

Any man who does not like dogs... does not deserve to be in the White House. —Calvin Coolidge #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky . . Grace Coolidge with Prudence Prim (in bonnet) at a garden party, June 3, 1926.

“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” ~ W.R. Purche #dogs #dogsofbluesky

"What do dogs do on their day off? They can't lie around – that's their job!" ~George Carlin. #dogs #dogslife #dogsofbluesky #blueskydogs

A coworker said "can you BE anymore annoying?" So the next day I wore some tap shoes to work.

‪Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love and loyalty. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog; it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs, your heart is very big. ~Erica Jong . #Dogs #DogsofBluesky

Despite all my rage I'm still just a Ratty barkin' at my shadow on my cage... #Dogs #DogsofBluesky

"My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life . but my horses and my dogs are everything else." -William Shatner

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. George Carlin

Thanks!! I’m not seeing them so I might already have them blocked from the other MAGA/right wing list haha sorry—feel free to tag me on others though, I’ve been playing whack-a-mole in the comments everywhere I can

"I love every dog I ever had. In my lifetime, I have had me a bunch of different dogs. Because you do keep getting a new dog don’t you? That’s the whole secret of life. Life...is a series of dogs." --George Carlin