if a monogamous couple decides to be poly it just means that they’re poly gonna break up

Murder She Scrote

Are doors the elbows of the car?

they skinned da grink

Makin sum fuck and macking cheese in da Michael wave

My favorite pastime is taking photos of my dogs that look like they’d be found on a roll of film buried in the woods after numerous hikers disappeared

Put Roy and the other Koopalings back in Mario Kart Nintendo or so help me god

Holds up

He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."

She heard the string cheese wrapper

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

I don’t understand how any self respecting Okie can support Elon Musk. We’ve all seen enough ketamine addicted deadbeat dads trying to strip the copper out of the walls to make a quick buck to know that it shouldn’t be happening on a federal level

Finally reunited

I ended up on Ukrainian Soldier TikTok and saw a video of them blowing up Russians with a mortar and using the “do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache” sound but in Ukrainian. They’re gonna win this thing. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Short Pants Vance should never know another moments peace for his entire miserable nazi loving life

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

Jd Vance looks like he's in a perpetual state of shart

Ok but I’ve lost 50lbs and have gained access and confidence to new fits so silver linings and whatnot

There is still beauty in this world

I don’t know what’s going to happen but I know that I can’t just do nothing. I’ve downloaded @5calls.org app and I’m going to call my representatives every goddamn day to let them know where I stand. If this is the only thing we can do at this time then it is imperative that we do it.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Fiance reports that ICE trying to board a bus in Seattle were refused by a Seattle bus driver who told them "gargle my balls"

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Dripped out hippo nickname Drippo

In a spot of good news I am now only 15lbs away from being under 300lbs for the first time since I was in my early 20s

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

“It wasn’t a sieg heil Elon Musk was just doing a Roman salute!”

Kyle Reese in the first Terminator is so iconic because the first thing my man does after traveling back in time is fuck up a cop a steal a mint pair of Nike Vandals. King shit

She Hans on my Gruber til I Die Hard

She shadow on my colossus til I Agro

Me when I see a thick thighed goth girl