Kirk Ferentz:

I simply cannot with this punt return squad. #BlueCy

I cannot imagine a better early Christmas present for myself @homefield.bsky.social. See y’all in Ames for Valentine’s Day!!

Mentally Syracuse is already somewhere over Utah at ~30k feet. They are sooo ready for this game to just be over lol

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It only took 6!

A 7 minute FYM drive summoning circle begins now @tedflintkansas.bsky.social

Why do the democrats keep using such divisive and inflammatory language? The democrats are just out of control calling for so much political violence. The democrats are so crazy for this. How can democrats keep supporting leaders who call for their opponents bloodshed?

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Literally white printer paper taped to the wall. Just the tackiest shit over and over and over again.

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For the record, I’m an Iowa State fan, and short answer: No

Where’s that post from last week (or was it like 4 months ago, who can honestly remember?) about how everything now is run by the mental equivalent of 12 year olds?

Brian Sicknick could not be reached for comment.

“Things that are definitely, for sure, 100 certainly NOT TRUE” for $600 please, Alex.

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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

This is, genuinely, how your email finds me on a Friday afternoon.

That play the Packers just ran would look cool in JTS, just saying at Taylor Mouser

Trans rights are human rights

Well, we know what @smfen.bsky.social is doing for next weeks @landlocks.bsky.social show!

Option 2, because that’s easily the funniest choice

Simply incredible views tonight. What a night in Northern California, get out here sometime if you can.

@tedflintkansas.bsky.social where does this stand on the mother loving drive scale?

If you draw a straight line away from us, the next landmass you’d hit is Alaska. (Please just agree that line is straight, ok? Be cool y’all)

She really did the “tread on me daddy” thing. Simply incredible

Shut all the fucking way up, Mark.

@jaredleeper.bsky.social he’s calling you out

1800ft elevation gain in ~2.5 miles is NOT easy. She’s a trooper, glad I married her. #Honeymoon #MtStormKing

When he gets a pick wrong:

Love the dude behind him with the celebratory first pump, he knew Zohran cooked with that line

0-for this entire list. I have heard the name Hasan Piker but don’t think I’ve ever seen any of his content. The rest of the names listed?

Brad gets it, I like Brad. www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

Got married this past weekend and the thing I was least prepared for has been the ring. Fingers are indeed weird!

Man, for some reason (maybe the straight-down-the-barrel delivery?) this feels vaguely threatening. I mean, if we are already Israel’s closest friend and biggest supplier of arms, then aren’t we *already* doing this together?

And for recognition of your selfless service to your country, here is a hearty “fuck you” and some spit in your eye.

Furthest I’ve been (starting from Iowa) N: Reykjavik, Iceland S: Negril, Jamaica E: Prague, Czech Republic W: Honolulu, HI

The love story they are going to shoehorn into this is going to be *awful*

Helmet car on a tshirt? HELMET CAR? ON A TSHIRT!

First sentence: Accurate and depressing fact of our world. Second sentence: Batshit insanity from the Repo Man universe.

Listen, I’ve already got the blank tab open in my browser. I’m buying one sight unseen regardless. Still pretty pumped for a reveal tomorrow anyway. The Good Brand™️ continues to live up to its moniker.

Paying drug companies (unclear exactly who, but “we” for sure doesn’t include Oz) more money actually lowers drug prices. Uhh what?

1) Vaccinated them. Boom, that’s the list.

The man who brought us “the Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is a great place for u kno what” is back with another doozy. Chuck sucks and is an embarrassment to Iowa.

I get married on August 9th. Do you think my soon-to-be-wife will understand?

President and Dear Leader of the “Party of Law and Order” does not rule out pardoning a convicted child sex trafficker.

(M Night Shyamalan, sitting bolt upright in bed, bathed in a cold sweat at 2AM, sometime in 2001):