fucked up my c to f conversion and told an extremely concerned friend that the current temp where I am is 195°c

Blossom (2022)

i guarantee that it is even worse than i remember because my most vivid memories of playing that game are the myriad ways in which it simply did not function (my personal favorite is the shaun glitch, but there are too many to count)

heartsick. #oc #ocsky #elfenjoyers #morbidmay

once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs

Baby has a new dress coming out. The lavender colourway looked familiar, so I ...

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

do you ever just (10 hour screaming audio on loop)

There is nothing inherently wrong with pornography existing, or eroticism, or naked adult humans doing what they please to one another, period. "But the industry-" If you're that concerned about sexual assault, I'd recommend banning a few militaries first.

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

the thing is, if they take away my Lexapro I will very literally die

discord please my yaois

got to peruse some medieval manuscripts today 🐑🐑🐑👋🥹 simply illuminating ☀️

hey everyone can i borrow priceless artifact amount of money real quick. it's important

when I was 7, my sister told me if a person hangs upside-down too long their head would explode so that night, I tied one barbie by her ankles to a drawer pull to dangle and set another upright and went to bed eagerly anticipating the results and I feel like this anecdote explains a lot about me

Horror

hahaha holy shit! The same day it's reported that Kash Patel sicced the FBI on the Atlantic reporter behind the story about him being drunk on the job, she drops another banger about him handing out personalized FBI-branded bourbon bottles to staff and friends. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

This is just Nana.

people are really trying my patience today talking about how a likely 50% increase in farming bankruptcies is "what people voted for" and therefore "deserved"

Wealwell and the Wind Riders (Before and After)

it's not like I *needed* more reasons to not see the avatar movies but doing this to a child is extra fucking gross

"Kilcher only learned that Cameron had used her facial features so directly after an interview clip of the director began circulating on social media last year... Cameron stands with the Neytiri sketch: The actual source for this was a photo in the LA Times, a young actress named Q’orianka Kilcher"

when you get jumpscared by your (incredibly uncommon) deadname while idly listening to a podcast

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

Lady Gaga

Pro tip: Always be happy for the successes of friends, colleagues and peers. Moments of recognition in any creative field are few and far between, and worth celebrating when they happen. Also, you don't want to look like a seethingly envious dickhead.

when a new project lands in your inbox and you need to work on it but you're too excited to do anything other than vibrate like a small dog about it

real xuexiao interaction

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

I have lived in many countries and every single one is "just like us." The food, clothes, and traditions might be different, but every country is full of people who just want to live ordinary, peaceful lives and pursue their passions. And every single one has issues with terrible people in power.

One of these days, an AI-generated medical illustration is going to summon an ancient demon named back when the Sumerians were working out a new system of making markings on clay & that's how the world will end. All hail the Dark Lord Làcriqιoàμcuriany! This one was found on 'getlabtest . com'

My DnD designs 🎲 the Gelatinous Cube, Mimic, Owl Bear and the Displacer Beast!

Fatigued Sweet Potato

It’s time for my favorite tumblr post.

throwback thursday: winged jewels

이거 공식일러엿더?

in the middle of redesigning an oc from high school for my current worldbuilding project and it truly feels good to see the difference a decade makes. even if my younger self had wildly different taste i like to think he'd appreciate where i'm at now

PAID TTRPG editor work. Looking for a copy editor who is familiar with the 5e style guide. Looking to hire someone from the global south, if possible. 60,000 words total. Share and tag editor friends.

Cats!

"Why are technofascists so obsessed with ‘taste’?" Welp, because they have none. (Unless they steal human taste and resell it as slop.) www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/arti...

A worthy shape for a warm-up sketch… @perirote

Butter Cookie varsity jacket will be back on preorder on May 9! 🧈🍪 meyocostudio.com

not the point, but re: puzzles, dynamic genAI would inevitably create puzzles without solutions. not only could no one help you, but a reasonable solution wouldn't exist. soullessness notwithstanding, it simply doesn't work the way company marketing teams say it can lol.

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

watercolor, 1865

She is very lonely