if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

this was funnier in my head

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE! I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

Drifter and Venator being assigned as lane buddies

A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.

wedding stew 🍲

this is my horse race tests OC, their name is space frog symphony

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

plankton in his sexy plankton voice: then when he's desperate, i'll take 6 or 7 krabby patties and get the krabby patty secret formula! nyeheheheheheh!!! the bob: kills him

Joker All Vouice Lines

These guys again.

I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!! Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy

had a really annoying day so i made it play basketball

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

she's always saying this in remake #ff7 #ff7r

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@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.

Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate

woke up this morning to my phone reminding me it's apparently the one year anniversary of when I had a fucked up hitbox

🎵 I'm Popeye the trans ally. TOOT TOOT I'm Popeye the trans ally. TOOT TOOT 'Cause I texts wif me phone, "Didja take yer hormones?" I'm Popeye the trans ally. 🎵

This is the game I've been working on for half a year what do you guys think

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day five of BRUSH WEEK! critter painted with the wretched brush! #brushweek2025

there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw

"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too." "A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back." "I thought I heard something critting..." "Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means." "Yeah. trouble."

attention new bluesky users: pick up that can

maybe hes too chill calm down big dog

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

(one of my fav parts of the original post is “do we really need another grimy detective story” because as a fan of grimy detective stories I feel like I’m constantly struggling to find good ones while I can’t open up the steam store without seeing a million games called Witchfarm: A Cozy Sim)

>jingle bell noises >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >grandma run over by a reindeer noises >125.12 >holy chanting >REAL JOLLY FM >christmas cookie oven ding >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS >santa claus going ho ho ho >THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION >imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing

Shoutouts my mom btw I was having some dysphoria for the first time in a while this Christmas and she locked in and talked it out with me and made me feel so much better. I love my parents

merry christmas time to repost the classic