Been rewatching Stargate and non-controversial opinion but this show was really damn good. SG1 was fun, Atlantis looks worse than you remember, SGU is better than people remember. Good shit.

i wrote about renee nicole good, minneapolis, whether athletes have an obligation to speak up, and our slow sequestering into totalitarianism

Really wet and muddy day in Toronto. While I was walking on the sidewalk past a big nasty puddle a car slowed from full speed down to a crawl as to not splash me. I hope good things come to that driver. Classy move. Absolute king 👑 I'm gonna appreciate you for awhile champ.

There has never been a software update that made the product better.

You ever find a promotional pen in your house and think "When the hell did I get this"? Why do I have a New York State Nurses Association pen?

Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.

French person: 80 English pothead who kinda understands French: Blaze it

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

Something that's been on my mind for awhile, but expressed more eloquently then I would ever arrive at. Read this

Brits will say shit like "The best American food is actually Mexican food. It's not yours innit" then unironically be like "We have the best Indian restaurants mate".

The most undefeated thing ever is retail sales going up once you kick cars out of the way. It has happened everywhere

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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

I recognize that America is cooked right now. But can we please not do another round of "Can we just join Canada? lol" and "Can I marry a Canadian 🤣" jokes from Americans. Canada's got our own bullshit, it's like your problems but on a smaller scale. We're not trying to be "good in comparison".

Well at least the U.S. has an excellent track record of fostering successful democracies after illegally toppling foreign governments, so this should work out in the en- hang on, I'm being handed a note

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

"Stop calling our product a toilet" - Toilet manufacturer

*in the style of Louie the lightening bug* 🎶 You gotta play it safe around my anxiety 🎶

I'm disturbed by the sheer number of media folks who don't realize they're doing a "Trump on Fallon" with Kevin O'Leary.

Toronto is well loved by the rest of Canada and they all say nice things about it.

Me at midnight: New Year new me! Me halfway through Jan 1st:

this was the one character design for FPS protagonists in the 2000s

A thread of some of my favourite art from this year. Movies: Frankenstein, Sinners, The Long Walk, The Naked Gun

One thing I've done that's made Bluesky infinitely better and I recommend you all do the same in 2026. I mute or block ANYONE who posts screenshots from X. "Check this out, I found an asshole over at asshole dot come" Yeah. That's why we came here. They are there. We deserve better. block

The amount that I am snacking is everyone's fault but my own. I didn't buy these snacks. Or suggest we get together.

This week Santa can't track if you're naughty or nice. It's post Christmas but this behaviour won't appear on his 2026 report. It's the Purge baby!!!

How the ethereal week between Christmas and New Years feels.

After Christmas dinner feeling

If anyone wants to see an AI slop photo of Santa doing something nonsensical your old relatives are having a great day over on Facebook.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

At some point Folgers is gonna have to own the fact they made a Chritsmas incest commercial right? Do a joke follow up commercial. Something. Cause the people are not forgetting.

I thought I'd grow up to be like the Griswold's in Christmas Vacation. Instead I grew into the life of Todd and Margot and frankly it rules.

What's your favourite Christmas movie that has full ass and a *hint* of dong? Mine has to be Die Hard 2.

Non-controversial holiday opinion: The Muppet Christmas Carol is a masterpiece. The visual effects, performance, I cry every time I see Kermit come home from picking out Tiny Tim's funeral plot. A perfect movie.

The U.S. government

Service industry workers on their breaks today like

Hell yeah! 😍 You love to see it.

The ways straight men talk about protein is how guys should actually be talking about fibre. GET MORE FIBRE You aren't consuming enough fibre. I've spent a lifetime living with men, travelling with men, most men have literally never had a normal poop and it's terrifying.

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

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Dies Hard 2 is more of a Christmas Movie than the first Die Hard.