My guild was asking about promoting for midnight and I said I'd post on bsky as a joke. So anyway, do you want to play with me and my stupid looking guy in the hit massive multi-player online role playing game world of warcraft?? Well my guild Vigilants of Tyr is recruiting!!

sopranos is like one of my Japanese slice of life animes

i started watching the sopranos and so far the sopranos be like Man loves duck Man break man's leg with car Man takes Prozac Man is happy

living in a rural / unincorporated district the voter pamphlet is necessary (and sometimes funny) because the worst people can't help but tell on themselves when writing their campaign blurb.

i play video games so i can be the ideologized version of myself me in the video games

Sportsball now thinks whenever you call him a good boy he gets a treat. So I started calling him a nice guy lmao

DOG!! they're all weird dogs

Sleepy eyes

the warcraft character i strongly identify with the most is orc peon WORK IS DAH POOP OVER SEER SAYS I NEED TO CREATE VALUE FOR WAR CHIEF

My favorite comic book character is Sports Master. What do you mean his super power is being good at every sport and using it for crime???? Bruh why don't you just play in a pro league and get a bajillion dollars and marry pop singer or something????

with the spread of a-eye slop i have grown to really appreciate and like things i didnt before because you cant help but appreciate the human behind it that actually put the time, attention, love and energy to make something. Yes, i'm talking about shirow's super rendered horny art

Undead magician saws themselves in half. Crowd starts booing, calling it fake. "That's not magic! They're undead!!!"

My alarm went off this morning and the dog was like, yah we're not doing that and laid his whole body on me and started snoring

Got to hang out with @witchthrone.com and I am so glad we live close enough to do that to each other. It was such a great time having hot pot for breakfast. Plus catching up on 15 years of not seeing one another. Def need to make hot pot at home and check out vampire survivors.

HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT HOT POT it was very good :3

Ugly sonic?!?

We went and saw tron ares and I like the part when they reference the simpsons treehouse of horror episode

No, I won't do my own research. Instead I'll make an incorrect statement about the subject causing someone more passionate and knowledgeable to explain it for me out of spite 👍👍👍👍

Dwarven pizza chef

Okay but what about a slasher movie with all the corny slasher killers verses the kid from home alone

me doing homework dog: I REQUIRE ATTENTION

CANADA 666

Good news everyone, I enrolled into university and finishing my degree. Bad news everyone, I forgot I had homework and it's all due tomorrow

I'M SICK but the dogtor is here to heal me with cuddles

Stole my pillow!

I carpool with a coworker and the local country station does country music trivia every morning on our way in and every question I always answer with, lil nas x or trixie mattel and they still haven't thrown me out onto the side of the freeway

DOG!

Play time? 🙂

3d printers are incredibly useful tools than you can use to make important every day items, like gundam guitars

New Terminator movie but it ends like the Old Yeller movie with tears streaming down his face, John Connor points a shot gun at the T1000 which morphs into his AI girlfriend hatsune miku and says I love you John let's nuke mankind together

Me yesterday in every group chat and discord: New try guys drama dropped!!!!

Selphie nooooooo

Some late night doodles

What do you mean 4shots of espresso and a bag of skittles is not breakfast

I have a terrible gift where if you give me $40, I will tell you how you'll die. soengery.com/products/gim...

quote with the energy u bring to bsky

i was today years old when i discovered Pikachu HAS HUMAN HANDS. ARE THOSE OPPOSABLE THUMBS

It's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Charlie Brown

HE GAVE UP LOL

okay i guess i'll play FFXIV but i cant decide if I want to be a GIANT MAN or GIANT WOMAN

honestly should just do videos when i explain extremely chronically online stuff to my extremely chronically offline partner because their face sometimes is SO FUNNY. A few eeks ago when @eltripol.bsky.social was over, he started explaining AI lovers and my partner had the most distressed face

My chronically offline partner yelling from under the stove top what the hell is a gr-yper after I started explaining the internet lore to them

Antique Roadshow but Grandpa's stupid red vampire space marine army. Guy interviewing the grandson tells him his grandpa was a fucking edgelord and sucks.

Is warhammer like boomer model trains but for millenials? Future Gen alpha centari are going to be cleaning out their grandparent's basement full of painted little guys

good morning🥰

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hainanese chicken and kuyteav soupppppppp 🍗🐔🥰🥰🥰

dog?