The new face of Republican youth outreach: A kid named Brilyn Hollyhand (lol), who flies private while arguing against raising the minimum wage.

Chucklefucks just can't stop chucklefucking!

Another maga chucklefuck is about to learn that the only person who can get away with being a total fucktard and ride that wave of fucktardism to the top is donald trump. This should be a spectacular ass kicking.

Trump attorney Lindsey Halligan, a former Miss Colorado contestant, had James Comey indicted despite never having prosecuted a case before. She had two filings rejected by Judge Aileen Cannon for procedural errors, and her refiling was also denied.

I mean, what did the Royals think would happen? It’s Donald Trump. 🤣 Of course, he leaves Windsor Castle the way he leaves America: trash everywhere, stains nobody wants to clean, and a trail of disgust left behind.

Paypal mafia members Peter Thiel and Elon Musk as well as the human scab Steve Bannon are in the Epstein files. Explains why MAGA are protecting pedophiles.

Has the "Deep State" finally been exposed?

I ❤️ @mattbelloni.bsky.social for this. The ethics of Hollywood are basement level. Same for tech (see below a column I wrote in 2019).

This is going to be hard on couch fuckers (see what I did here @profgalloway.com?)

NEWS: Elon Musk and Steve Bannon Named in Epstein Files as Pressure to Release them Grows open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Barbara Walters, please self-resurrect!

Indeed.... 😳

Sinclair has ended its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Details ↓

Making sure when trump attempts to implement martial law that dissenters are miminal... Let's see how many high ranking officers are relieved of their post and/or active duty status next week. Because that's exactly what this is. Sure would be nice to have a Congress that gave a fuck, no?

PSA: If you get one of these DMs and click the link, you’ll lose control of your account. It will automatically start sending out more of these, and you’ll probably be “selling” scam MacBooks next week. Beware 🚨

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Thank you to all who called or emailed to complain. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

Release the EPSTEIN FILES

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Republicans are pushing a budget that helps billionaires and hurts families. Sen. Slotkin must hold firm: no cuts to Medicaid, keep ACA credits. If the GOP won’t agree, shutting down is better than selling out on key programs. Share your story with her today.

www.threads.com/@rain_storm_... Exactly ‼️⚖️

I want this jacket!!

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Truer words have never been spoken. #FuckTrump ✅ #Idiot ✅ #ZeroCommonSense ✅ #NoSocialSkills ✅ #Disaster ✅

ICE wants everyone else to stop. We want ICE to stop. ICE would like to terrorize us in peace, thank you very much. We don't have to like it, just submit.

1. Bitter, party of one! 2. She got paid out $69 million 3. Blackface defense as a journalist versus making an accurate assessment of the sitution as a comic is not the same. 4. Would you like cheese with that whine? www.thedailybeast.com//bitter-megy...

NEW: Fmr Colorado Gov Bill Owens (R) endorses State Sen Barb Kirkmeyer for Governor. Kirkmeyer owns the establishment lane in the 2026 GOP primary. Owens is Colorado's only R Gov in the last 50 years. #copolitics

Thinking of all our American #Bluesky friends. 💙 #weseeyou #cdnpoli #uspoli

why not? #releasethefiles

You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.

6 million people watched Jimmy Kimmel last night live. After the fact, another 15million watches. Suck on that Sinclair/Nexstar!

Melissa had more goodness in her little finger than the entire MAGA Cult 😢💙🙏💙

Pervert!

Clowns, are gonna clown!

In recovery, sometimes people have to leave their unhealthy families behind. Abuse, chaos and drama make it difficult to heal and change. I’m furious this country elected THE WORST criminal narcissists! Republicans are like returning to an abusive home. They’re making democrats the scapegoats.

Pretty sure Dem's don't buy hollow point bullets and write messages on them! 😆

Antifa sabotaged the escalator.

The wealthy need to get in line with the American people or we need to hurt them where the feel it! In the wallet!

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #tRumpStein #Felon47isaRAPIST

Lord I want a framed copy of newspaper

"Kimmel’s strident stance last night made clear that he had prevailed in his week-long power struggle with Disney; he was addressing the controversy on what seemed to be his own terms." www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...

(1/3) I'm excited to announce that Stephen Colbert, Host, Executive Producer, and Writer of @colbertlateshow.bsky.social will be honored with the 2025 @rfkhumanrights.bsky.social Ripple of Hope Award at our annual gala on December 9!

Making this more absurd, Trump himself has *said in his own words* that he wants Brendan Carr to use state power to censor criticism of him. Yet the @nytimes.com headline makes this sound like some kind of righteous crusade on Carr's part.

Found this

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