Toof ‘n’ tongue

You guys (non-gendered), I met @crshort81.bsky.social this evening, and he’s an absolute sweetheart! I just wish I could have met @tumbledheroes.bsky.social as well. What’s up with my face?

Welp. Guess I have to go to London in 2027…

Ok, but François Arnaud speaking French…🥵

Teehee Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com

Slightly diminish a band: Prance DMC

Uh oh. @kvetch.gay did I destroy you??

Ok, episode 1 of PLUR1BUS…you’ve got me…

Lisa Houseman really didn’t need to be such a bitch to Baby.

Dallas/Texas gays this feels important to know.

BTW MN FOP can fuck all the way off.

Husband: Do you want some of these pupusas I got at Costco for lunch? Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas. Husband:

2016 vs 2026

Oh god. We’re out of coffee. Send help.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

It appears that, barring a miracle, I will no longer have a job in the next few months. And on top of that, I stressed myself into getting sick. Not the best first workday of the year.

I deleted my last post because of a typo that was driving me nuts, but the gist is this: complicit Democrats belong in the EXACT same dustbin of history as MAGA Republicans.

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

This is 48. And thankfully my chest hair is growing back. It’s not even 10am, but I think I’ll take a nap.

She’s snoring the cutest li’l snoresies ❤️

Of course.

If anyone has the balls to love themselves and enjoy themselves and their bodies and yall got some dumb shit to say about it please stay the fuck away from us. Youre not needed.

She’s so mad at us for that hat.

Cats (2019)

Avengers: The Squeakuel

💀💀💀

Just back from my post-op appointment. They removed the drain, and I no longer need the sling. And it wasn’t cancer!

Ok, enough is enough. Charmin needs to retire these bears in their commercials.

I will never opt in to importing contacts on any app.

😮

I took my life in my own hands and groomed my face and head WITH MY LEFT HAND!! I feel almost human again. (Hidden behind a Graphic Media filter for the presence of a medical drain pump)

I just read the doctor’s notes from my surgery and 🤯

Can’t write, mouse, or type well with my left hand, but apparently I can replace the air and water filters in the fridge no problem ¯\ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/¯

I do not recommend trying to work when you can’t use your dominant arm/hand.

Just took my first shower in 3 days. I could have stood under that stream for hours! (Placed under Graphic Image label for presence of a fluid drain)

rudolph the red-holed reindeer

They really should teach ambidexterity in school (Hidden behind “Graphic Media” because of the presence of a fluid drain on my right side)

I’m home! Pain meds are pain medsing. They were able to fully remove Edgar. Although one of the nurses said he looked more like a Tyrone. Coming out of anesthesia, I almost yelled at my husband, who was not in the room, for letting Maia (also, not present) crawl on me while I was trying to sleep.

Ready for surgery. Don’t worry, it’ll grow back. The hair. Hopefully not the other thing.

If you could spare some positive thoughts and vibes and energy and juju, I sure could use them these next couple weeks. (Apologies for vagueskeeting…)

Bloomfs, I did a kitchen. I made a buttered pecan simple syrup. One of the ingredients was butter extract, and I made that too. And, bloomfs, this syrup is stupid good. So then I took all those pecans I’d toasted and steeped in this syrup, and I toasted them some more. And…

A movie that takes place where you're from:

I will not be ignored, Charlie Brown!

Excuse me, just having impure thoughts about Matthew Mcfadyen in this specific miniseries…

My Lyft ride is a Tesla with Dump stickers on it. I feel so gross.

I follow directions well.

Karine Vanasse. That’s the skeet.

I mean…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Waiting in a surgeon’s office, part of the largest hospital system in this area, and they asked me to pay my copay by cash or check. Will I die on the operating table Y/N?