Dis li’l sweetums (T-shirt by @itscodes.codyshipman.com)

Not enough of you fags are theatre queens, and it shows. *throws tantrum*

This Was a Real Nice Clambake

I was attacked by my next door neighbor’s pitbull…WITH KISSES! My part-pibble was jealous when I walked in the door, but she forgave me WITH KISSES!

I just listened to the recording of JL singing the title song from 💋of the 🕷️ Woman. I have thoughts.

MRI #2 this afternoon! Let’s hope they don’t fuck it up like they did last month…

Happy spooky season

I’m a ten but it’s short for “Tension” by Kylie Minogue.

John Cena in his underwear. By the way.

Jenna Ortega. That’s it. That’s the skeet.

if you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born

After nearly 2 years in California, I finally got off my ass and took the damn knowledge test to convert my NY license to a CA one. Listen. I’m a busy gal!

Sometimes she likes just holding my hand.

I’ve started tying treats up into a blanket to keep my dog entertained. Anyone know of really good cognitive toys for dogs? The ones I’ve been seeing online seem a little not right for her, I dunno.

What’s that, you say? The MRI tech ignored the request and scanned the wrong area, so I need to have another MRI? What fun!

Hi, bi!

Pleased to report that Face ID on my new phone still works while attempting to make myself look presentable in public.

Sigourney Weaver would like to wish you a joyous autumnal season.

This picture got me pregnant.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social 👋

You can shove your warm regards up your ass, Ellen.

OMG my crush on Tommi from Finland… #survivor #australiavtheworld

Old work headshot (2013) vs. new work headshot (2025)

Super jazzed to be shoved head first into a loud metal tube tomorrow morning!

Just read a skeet by @nachosinabox.xyz and remembered the hug I got from him when I met him last year and now I want another one for it will fix me

Not me surprise burping into my microphone on a Teams call while not muted

Apropos of nothing I remember enjoying this fillum when it came out 👀

I’m only 47, and I’m already XX XO

Ugh. I’ve wanted a Broadway revival of CHESS for so long, and there are 2 huge reasons why the upcoming one is going to suck, and their names rhyme with Pia and Maron. I feel bad for Pickleass because I think he’ll be incredible.

Last night, I had another dream involving a bloomf and now I’m clawing the walls.

Just got COVID, flu, and TDAP vaccines. At the same time. Tomorrow should be a hoot.

Avis still out here with dot matrix

In the office for one day only, and look at this bathroom lighting

Dammit.

What is your name and what does it mean? Craig Origin: Scottish Gaelic and Celtic Meaning: “Strong rock”

The times for NJ Transit trains should all come with an asterisk. And the small print should read, “jk”

🤣

Welp. Fuck Gloria Gaynor.

I’ll be in NY tomorrow for the first time since moving nearly 2 years ago. It’s gonna feel so strange! What bars do my NYC bloomfies go to now?

My dog is completely unfazed by this thunder. Which is wild to me because she barks at the ice maker.

Tryna stave off the Sunday Scaries. Cheersies!

Thought I looked cute. Won’t delete later.

I had the sweetest dream that I spent a weekend roaming a city with @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social ❤️

My get up and go has got up and gone.

My insatiable thirst gives them an ego boost?

How very dare this man be this stunning??

Pretty sure she was trying to kick me off the bed entirely…

Catching up on AJLT because I dunno I hate myself I guess and this karaoke birthday party scene…