His Royal Tragesty
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I’m bald. I have a dog. Silly 🐻 📍Palm Springs, CA
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I want cookies.
over 1 year ago
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Daaaaad…I want tummies!!!!
2 days ago
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I think…I think I just saw a commercial for women to buy their own speculum kits to bring to their gynecologist?
3 days ago
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@feralstreeep.bsky.social
your son has been giving out my email address again…
3 days ago
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The volume of political texts I’ve been getting this year is absolutely fucking absurd.
3 days ago
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WTF is this, and why don’t I have it?
3 days ago
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Absolutely not, ResMed.
3 days ago
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Madonna Janet Jackson St. Vincent U2 Alanis Morissette Joan Jett Sarah McLaughlin Tove Lo Robyn Scissor Sisters Kylie Minogue Jessie Ware I felt like naming 12 thbbpt
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3 days ago
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Christian should replace Probst.
4 days ago
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Oh dear. Survivor spoilers from the east coast. See y’all tomorrow.
4 days ago
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Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.
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4 days ago
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It took me an anxiety-ridden hour to pick out this frame.
5 days ago
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Quentin Tarantino’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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11 days ago
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Whoever invented deadlifts should be deadlifted to death.
12 days ago
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I wasn’t gonna go to happy hour today but now I need happy hour today
16 days ago
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If I had hair, this morning would have made me tear it all out.
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Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
ALT: Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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16 days ago
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Anxiety attack in 3…2…1…
17 days ago
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I need to take a shower, but my dog has taken me hostage.
18 days ago
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I was just havin a li’l snuggle sesh with my dog, and I said, “Do you know how much I love you?” She put her paw on my arm and then smooshed her face into mine, and now I am dead. 🥹🥰
19 days ago
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Heidi Klum out here lookin like the ookie cookie…
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20 days ago
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MLEM.
20 days ago
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How I know TRT is working? I am absolutely fucking feral.
20 days ago
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Anxious enchilada
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21 days ago
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We’re goin 4” inseam from now on.
21 days ago
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They’re very concerned about the neighborhood.
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21 days ago
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See a birb, post a birb
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23 days ago
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Just when I thought Tramell Tillman couldn’t get any sexier, I find out he can sing and
24 days ago
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The alt text for this emoji made me giggle
25 days ago
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Slept like shit last night. And all my dreams were of me sleeping like shit with alarms constantly going off.
26 days ago
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I resisted the urge to be an absolute petty bitch when someone Teamsed me with a question I answered in the email he referenced please clap
27 days ago
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I’m at a doctor’s appointment, and my temperature is 95.4 (taken twice to be sure), so I guess I’m dead.
27 days ago
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Y’know what? Still thinkin’ about Wednesday evening, and it’s making me feral af.
30 days ago
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
about 1 month ago
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My favorite thing about Couchella is when they pan to audience members who don’t actually know the words.
about 1 month ago
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Weekend Mode: Activated
about 1 month ago
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CA bloomfs - who do we want for governor now? The primary is a-comin, and I’m still too new to the state to feel educated enough!
about 1 month ago
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His Royal Tragesty
Letterboxd
about 1 month ago
thinking about ann reinking in all that jazz 🌟
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I HATE COACH SO MUCH
#Survivor50
about 1 month ago
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OMG the guy installing our water filter is so fucking hot 🥵
about 1 month ago
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Care to join me in the Haunted Hot Tub?
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about 1 month ago
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Samsung sent me an email giving me ideas for spending my tax refund.
about 2 months ago
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Endless Screaming
about 2 months ago
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I didn’t know I needed a disco dinosaur until now.
about 2 months ago
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I’m sorry but Zane Phillips’ armpits have made me a religious man.
about 2 months ago
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His Royal Tragesty
feral streep
3 months ago
cum inside your friends✨🌈
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if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation
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about 2 months ago
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My absurdly hot doctor is leaving the practice and being replaced by another hot doctor. Time to schedule a prostate check…
about 2 months ago
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They’re the same picture.
2 months ago
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I wanna know who greenlit the Probst Rap so I can yeet them I to the sun
2 months ago
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I did much better than I expected! What's My JND? 0.0087 Can you beat it?
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2 months ago
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Benjamin Bedbreaker
2 months ago
KP - Look at the huge log I did, babe! JT - Wow, that’s impressive… so wide, babe
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