I wanna know who greenlit the Probst Rap so I can yeet them I to the sun

I did much better than I expected! What's My JND? 0.0087 Can you beat it?

KP - Look at the huge log I did, babe! JT - Wow, that’s impressive… so wide, babe

Christ, my vet is hot.

I liked my life better when I thought the “Circle of Life” translation was real.

ask your doctor if Hoezempic is right for you

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand. (\_/) (°-°) />💦>

I received a plaque at my high school graduation for 4 years of perfect attendance that was bigger than my diploma.

Leaving the house tonight, so I gotta purdy myself up a bit

Dammit, I want snacks.

Work is really getting in the way of my desire to nap right now.

Third and final day of IBC 2026, I’ll be here until around 5:30p today (unless it’s busy till 6:00p). Swing by if you haven’t already, this is always a great chance to avoid shipping fees!

Well, setup took no time, so I’m ready for Day 2 of IBC, come on down to the Lobby of Hotel Zoso if you Palm Springs or the surrounding area and say hey! Products were moving fast yesterday and today is set to be twice as busy 💪🏻

Wait is that new game thing actually called Pocket Taco?

12 Angry Muppets

Valentimes is serious times.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

ABRIDGED CONVERSATION ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid? PARTNER: Anytime. ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4. PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.

I’m in the waiting room at my PT appointment, and I haven’t had any coffee HALP

❤️

This hurts so much.

We made it to the cottage.

I’m sorry, but what’s in your water, Pittsburgh??

Follow That Bird With Big Naturals

Why go big when going home is an option?

I feel this in my bones.

Toof ‘n’ tongue

You guys (non-gendered), I met @crshort81.bsky.social this evening, and he’s an absolute sweetheart! I just wish I could have met @tumbledheroes.bsky.social as well. What’s up with my face?

Welp. Guess I have to go to London in 2027…

Ok, but François Arnaud speaking French…🥵

Teehee Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com

Slightly diminish a band: Prance DMC

Uh oh. @kvetch.gay did I destroy you??

Ok, episode 1 of PLUR1BUS…you’ve got me…

Lisa Houseman really didn’t need to be such a bitch to Baby.

Dallas/Texas gays this feels important to know.

BTW MN FOP can fuck all the way off.

Husband: Do you want some of these pupusas I got at Costco for lunch? Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas. Husband:

2016 vs 2026

Oh god. We’re out of coffee. Send help.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

It appears that, barring a miracle, I will no longer have a job in the next few months. And on top of that, I stressed myself into getting sick. Not the best first workday of the year.

I deleted my last post because of a typo that was driving me nuts, but the gist is this: complicit Democrats belong in the EXACT same dustbin of history as MAGA Republicans.

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

This is 48. And thankfully my chest hair is growing back. It’s not even 10am, but I think I’ll take a nap.

She’s snoring the cutest li’l snoresies ❤️

Of course.

If anyone has the balls to love themselves and enjoy themselves and their bodies and yall got some dumb shit to say about it please stay the fuck away from us. Youre not needed.

She’s so mad at us for that hat.

Cats (2019)