Love Story was not pour moi, but I was at least captivated by how unlikable it made the two lovebirds (not to mention everyone else) just in time to feel nothing about them when they RIP

Billionaire but can’t find a competent barber smdh

NYT ass headline reading like a dare to President Dumb Fuck Small Dick 🏆

Do the quotes imply she’s lying about going to school

Got a video. lol

It's true what the rock 'n roll taught us: life, it is a highway. McDonald's and Starbucks fucking everywhere.

The Job movie’s struggle will be the daunting task of topping the GOAT

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Also a complete sentence: Alabama Shakes sting Creed

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Seen three seasons of Traitors and still have no clue if it even airs on NBC

Tombstone idea: “resting in peace no matter what you think”

If horses knew how comfy human shoes are they’d kill us all

Bobsled begs the question why don’t the summer Olympics have a Flintstones-style car race

“16 gloves”??? Also… “approximately”? Is the person approximating someone who can only count to 15

Surprise for who???

Life imitates art

Brett Ratner: not a fine line so much as a vacuous canyon between playing dumb and being dumb deadline.com/2026/02/jonn...

time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Giving the Grammy to a kid both charming and a great dig on Don’s repurposed Nobel 🏆

Would be fine if she was profusely smiling the whole time she posed and then saw the finished product and looked like the painting

Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over

Boxer Jarrell Miller's WIG gets KNOCKED Off During Match 🤭🤭🤣🤣

Quite the headline, NFL

Holy shit the Final Destination log truck scene happened to Stevie Wonder 😱 ultimateclassicrock.com/stevie-wonde...

So do we think Mark Sanchez has been hosting playoff watch parties

The protest that would piss that fucking fuck off the most = not paying taxes

never forget darnold was in the greatest graphic in soorts history

Have never heard one person say the words “diet pepsi” in public

Imaging going into a coma the day after Hunter S. Thompson died and waking up today to see this in the news and then seeing how old you are

It’s gotta happen. I know it sucks but it just has to happen.

While on a plane going to Sweden 👀

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

“Plush” - Stone Temple Pilots

If penis pumps worked then people would use them on their middle fingers to flip huge birds think about that

Headline writing is truly bananas 🍌

Mel Rodriguez in everything 🔥🔥🔥🏆

Hollywood’s Bezos + Zuckerberg rolled into one

I just remembered a “Simpsons” joke that applies here but it’s… got a problem, and sure enough, they went back and fixed it.

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

Humanity: We are the smartest beings to ever exist Also Humanity: “Year-end” best-of lists should drop top of December

Sous vide seems like something I would’ve thought up and assumed it was dumb

My man has green ears???

Wild that the Wild West had everybody wilding about outside without sunshades

Nothing more fucked up than humans - ‘She Tried to Kill a President. He Loved Her Anyway.’ www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/s...

One of the all-time greats

Skinny ass gophers that’s what’s up