It is slightly irritating that the Guardian uncritically reports his claim that taxpayers are spending "an ever increasing proportion of our national income on out-of-work benefits” without pointing out that it is, in fact, false.

fun fact: the big air snowboarding ramp at the winter olympics is only 5° steeper than the cheese rolling hill.

Something compelled me to make this

Why no Autumn Olympics for conker and leaf-based sports?

I've never drafted posts, the only editing is thinking what the fuck you on about and deleting it again.

Wes Streeting told Peter Mandelson that Israel was 'committing war crimes before our eyes', messages between the two men have revealed

boat update: getting slowly smashed up 🤷🏻‍♂️

it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”

Last week, the U.S. government carried out more extrajudicial killings in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. We're keeping count of the civilian death toll @theintercept.com theintercept.com/2025/11/17/t...

Sat behind a table saying that is beyond the point he should be having his mind changed. Not in the way he’d like anyway

I'm not on the Bluesky space map thingy. Not even under mental dog botherer

don’t go in the sea I don’t need you all wet cos we’re going to th…. Oh

This will be met by the usual inaction while we seek infinite growth from a finite planet.

Many people on this platform just aren't getting it. The jig is up. The party's over. Unless Labour MPs eject Starmer PDQ, recover Labour values, show how they'll fix our chronic problems, give us hope and inspiration instead of disappointment and frustration, they're finished. No more denial. ⏰👃☕

A Labour MP remarks: "Starmer will go down as the worst PM in Labour history ... He’s a coward who refuses to take responsibility for his own actions. He is a moral gravity-well from which neither decency, honesty or integrity can escape. A genuine disaster for this country and the Labour movement.”

1 last present 💛

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

birthday mini adventure up the coast

Curling is not a sport, it’s a game. what next, Olympic Yahtzee?

Happy birthday to my favourite beige wolf lad, Trooper 🥳 @kelseyfeed.bsky.social

Here he is earlier opening some of his presents. 💕

FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS TROOPER Born 3 years ago today. I couldn’t have asked for a lovelier, gentler yet protective pal. I’ve been through grief, heartbreak & big life changes, he’s always gently reminded me that there’s beauty and love too. Here’s to more laughing, napping & adventures together. Te amo 💛

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

trying to explain you have to wait till tomorrow is a lot when you’re barely 3 (and a dog)

¿Por qué estas lluvias que inundan España son tan extraordinarias? La Península ha sufrido ocho borrascas de alto impacto desde que arrancó el año. Los expertos apuntan a un cambio climático que vuelve más potentes los temporales

Got a car hotdog croissant for the drive home

Good

Just remembering this incredible story.

considering he was endorsing starving civilians under siege not so long ago it seems on brand to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

Things not looking any better for the boat

pfft. they forced British squaddies to watch Jim Davison while on active duty for decades, this is nowt

techbros hi5 as the ask SlopGPT trend they began to show an uptick in prompts to jittery investors is dutifully done by almost everyone on instagram.

Troopies last day of being 2

@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social trooper is my PA and he failed to remind me. Hope it was a good one and Seville is not too stormy

NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein. He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families. The memo was NOT to be published. The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏

What the fuck are they doing here holdtheline.org.uk

got a lil shipwreck from the storm last night

Elon Musk’s net worth is now just $0.14 trillion shy of $1 trillion. To put that in perspective, his personal wealth is higher than the entire annual GDP of countries like Switzerland, Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Norway, Israel, Singapore, Chile & dozens more. And they say inequality isn’t a problem.

Zack Polanski, "When Keir Starmer was director of public prosecutions, it was all about his judgment, his forensic ability to ask the right questions" "And here we see the most catastrophic lack in judgment you can imagine" "I think the Prime Minister should do the right thing and step down"

every time i'm tempted to share AI content, even to mock it, I'm reminded of the human cost of the content moderation it's built on www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Mandelson would never have been exposed by the British media if it wasn't for the US DOJ dumping all those files. They would have assisted in covering up his role instead, like they've been doing for the past 30 years. They knew what he was and they kept quiet for decades.

Wealth is wasted on people who don’t have the imagination or empathy to realise how many human lives they could make easier. Give it away and stop looking for acceptance amongst daddy-surrogate fascists for a start

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‘I wondered if I would be a coward or not’: five Ukrainian men on how war has changed them

Still reckon they're terrorists, Mr Starmer? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I too often like to repeat things that are bollocks to make me feel better about myself when i fucking suck at my job

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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Remember folks though, if you criticise the elite, that makes you a mean "populist" and in today's understanding, that makes the equivalent of Trump, Farage etc Seriously though, as much as I want to move on, I keep being brought back to populist hype as a key factor in the resurgence of fascism