my dialectal map

They never stopped targeting them, c’mon

Oof some years back I was commissioned to produce the global brand guidelines for this respiratory product I would add that I am not responsible for the marketing, I designed the visual framework for all the global marketing, advertising and comms to be consistent. Their messaging is their own. 🫠

Sheffield Wednesday face 12-point deduction after filing administration notice

We all know how Labour are going to respond to this latest electoral loss: one more heave towards fascism.

Beautiful weather for a birthday walk (mine not his) 🩵

Hues of Troopie

deep down they fucking know and they're ashamed.

Ethnic cleansing as party policy. Obscene. Disgraceful. Offensive. And that’s being polite.

On this day in 1982, Halloween III: Season of The Witch hit theaters. It is one of the most underrated horror sequels of all time. If you’ve seen it then you know, if you haven’t… you need to.

If you use Gen AI to make images to accompany your posts, I’ll think poorly of you, and probably just mute or block. I imagine I’m not alone in that reaction. I don’t need to see that crap. Do what any sensible person does, and illustrate your point with GIFs of Allo Allo.

via Jason Patrick Quinn

Peak District barns on Derwent Edge, 2022, photo by Suzanne Howard, known as Peaklass.

we’ve got 75km/h winds here. it’s like a Mediterranean wizard of Oz

Updating my LEGO White House

In shock news, Liz Truss's Stilton and Cheddar deal with Japan... actually led to a year on year decrease in Stilton and Cheddar exports to Japan.

Oh, Graham

equally aroused and repulsed.

Well done Galatasaray, tonight's Champions League 👏 🇹🇷 🇵🇸

‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.

*whispers* I didn’t want to be a QT asshole but the issue is word spacing, it’s not kerning.

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

Amazing lmao

I made some emotional support friendos because sometimes it’s just nice to have a pal around 💘 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com/listing/4391...

someone’s sent me a small birthday present that I had to pay €9 to get. thanks to the morons on brexit island for the real gift that keeps on giving

Always save some in the bottom of your cup to hurl into the eyes of anyone being a jobsworth

it’s right behind me isn’t it?

all shapes of pasta are vile and inedible and I’m convinced everyone is pretending to enjoy that texture in their mouth.

The bloke who got removed to France and then returned on another boat should be given immediate British citizenship. And an OBE. And the Turner Prize. Outstanding stuff.

the scheme is as absurd and counter-productive as all the other shite they come up with... they could virtually end this thing with legal routes and fair offshore process, but they don’t. Let’s be real, it suits them all to have a steady stream of scapegoats in inflatable boats

fingers crossed 🤞🏼

looks like Netanyahu visited

Unknown Photographer. Anonymous Roller race. England. 1930

I’ve bought tiny baby watermelon and pumpkin (inquisitive Labrador for scale)

🍂 Autism is here 🍂

Jewish figures across the globe call on UN and world leaders to sanction Israel In an open letter, Israeli ex-officials, artists and intellectuals say ‘unconscionable’ actions in Gaza amount to genocide www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

having an extra big walk and swim today

hey it’s suddenly gone warmer again with a high of 28c later. It’s lovely 💛

he says if you kiss the paw you may enter his stone circle

lol @ ‘Reckitt’

We are in the throws of a battle over who is going to survive the future. A future marked by scarcity and disaster. A future these people are accelerating. That is what is driving the attacks on civil rights and basic equality. Supremacist beliefs are the tool needed to justify human culling.

pretty sky signalling the end of the work day from hell

Israel is committing war crimes daily. It’s illegal, apartheid occupation continues. But because 20 rather than 100 people a day are being murdered, the EU stops pretending that it *might* do something. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Keir Starmer in a full maccabi tel aviv kit, curled up in a ball on the floor crying

I'm actually quite angry now. In the last year, we have moved from far right riots drawing broad condemnation from across the spectrum to mass deportations being not just a policy platform, but one the government do not feel able to condemn. This is both an absurd radicalisation, and pure cowardice.